Funny Conan Captions 37

[Pretztailfan95]

Buy me the purse or i'll tell everyone it was this big.

Given Conan's age and height..I think it would make more sense if the quote was "Buy me this purse and i'll tell everyone it was this big.


I swear if you don't buy me this purse, I'll sneak a laxative this big in your food. You'll be on the toilet for MONTHS!

*Seriously, I still don't understand why Gosho hasn't explored the laxative angle with these two. I even wrote him letters to try it, guess he didn't get them*

What's laxative?
Wait, you were able to send letters to Gosho!?

[mangaluva]

You don't know what a laxative is? O_o it's used to treat constipation and illnesses requiring an inner cleanout, but if given to a healthy person... in large quantities... it makes you spend a loooooooooong time on the toilet.

Most manga authors have fan mail addresses. I think most do it through their publishers since I doubt that they have time to go through bags of fan mail. But you can write to them.

[TheBlind]

What's laxative?
Wait, you were able to send letters to Gosho!?

I was actually just joking about the letters. If I were to write to Gosho, it probably would be about how SonokoxKazuha should be canon, HeijixRan should be Canon, KIDxShiho should be canon, and Conan should end up alone and sad(with a funny hat and clown nose on).

[tantei okuoku]

What's laxative?
Wait, you were able to send letters to Gosho!?

I was actually just joking about the letters. If I were to write to Gosho, it probably would be about how SonokoxKazuha should be canon, HeijixRan should be Canon, KIDxShiho should be canon, and Conan should end up alone and sad(with a funny hat and clown nose on).

you forgot someone there I think, a certain scientist I think

[scineram]

He can hit on Eri.

[TheBlind]

you forgot someone there I think, a certain scientist I think

Agasa? It's hard to pair a man of his age with anyone from the series without it being weird. Besides he has his  childhood friend. Seriously, it would not surprise me if it's revealed that Akai and Jodie are childhood friends at the rate Gosho is going.

Spoiler:

If you meant Ai, I covered it

[tantei okuoku]

you forgot someone there I think, a certain scientist I think

Agasa? It's hard to pair a man of his age with anyone from the series without it being weird. Besides he has his  childhood friend. Seriously, it would not surprise me if it's revealed that Akai and Jodie are childhood friends at the rate Gosho is going.

Spoiler:

If you meant Ai, I covered it

Try again I was not talking about our professor, but a chemist

[scineram]

Now who the hell are you talking about?

[TheBlind]

Try again I was not talking about our professor, but a chemist

You lost me. I already covered Ai(aka Haibara) as Shiho in KidxShiho. Chemist, chemist....Souda Ikumi?
She's not really a chemist but more a forensic scientist that also acts the part of a detective. Only person that comes to mind.

[tantei okuoku]

Try again I was not talking about our professor, but a chemist

You lost me. I already covered Ai(aka Haibara) as Shiho in KidxShiho. Chemist, chemist....Souda Ikumi?
She's not really a chemist but more a forensic scientist that also acts the part of a detective. Only person that comes to mind.

Opps sorry she only has 10 names I am not familiar with that one yet sorry. my bad

[Callid]

Opps sorry she only has 10 names I am not familiar with that one yet sorry. my bad

So true...
*is happy that he's finally able to understand all of them*

[CTU]

  Conan torture plans for Gin...which so happen to go against U.N laws as it is considered cruel and inhumane Don't you almost feel sorry for him? :lol:


Ai's eel sandwich stolen and eaten by the new phantom thief.....Genta the hungry

[tantei okuoku]

Opps sorry she only has 10 names I am not familiar with that one yet sorry. my bad

So true...
*is happy that he's finally able to understand all of them*

It's worse since I read viz's version of the manga and I watch the dub.

[Pretztailfan95]

What's laxative?
Wait, you were able to send letters to Gosho!?

I was actually just joking about the letters. If I were to write to Gosho, it probably would be about how SonokoxKazuha should be canon, HeijixRan should be Canon, KIDxShiho should be canon, and Conan should end up alone and sad(with a funny hat and clown nose on).

KIDxShiho. So ShinRan can go on.

AgasaxMegure, as some people always say.