Well, time to give my thoughts to this.
-Oh look, a unique building. I WONDER IF IT WILL EXPLODE?!
-"Can we talk in Japanese? People can already tell we're not fluent English speakers anyway"
-He's way too chill about her suddenly being dead. Even ignoring the explosion and chaos.
-I like seeing the full spectrum of Engrish from "lol what" to "actually really good"
-Oh no, the lion fountain is spitting out blood! That's dark...
-Oh the school trip is being mentioned. Huh
-Agasa, how do you even still have quizzes?
-Agasa, why do you have that costume?
-Well...I mean...I can't say I saw that coming!
-I'll be honest, if you went into this movie somehow not being aware of the story of Detective Conan, I'd still think you'd be a bit confused even with the typical recap stuff. "Wait so what does this Kid guy have to do with you becoming a kid?"
-At some point the recap is gonna end up like when the Openings to the Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei anime kept adding more and more nonsense on top of nonsense.
-Wow the setup to this tournament is very similar to the one I thought up for how to do a sequel story to Makoto vs. Kid.
-Arthur Hirai hahaha
-Don't fight Makoto, ever
-Wow if he can't participate, at least the winner won't be obvious
-Fist of Blue Sapphire is my favorite Fist of the North Star spinoff
-Shinichi-Kid is way too obvious right now
-Makoto broke that giant-ass spear like it was tinfoil
-I like this big karate guy. The Engrish just adds to the charm for him specifically.
-And this detective is too good...
-Imagine if Kid was caught and his identity revealed because of a guy with a taser
-Wait, are you gonna kill him?! Dude, you caught him stealing, just take him to the police!
-So...were you not trying to kill him? Because I'm pretty sure drowning him would mean you attempted murder. Even if you catch him, he has that on you.
-Kid just shot a guy without looking XD
-Fists vs. cards vs soccer balls. Truly, the fight for the ages
-Kid not realizing where this whole ShinRan situation is at is great. Like you'd kinda think Kid is just inherently more of a romantic type but basically no one would actually want to be in this awkward position.
-Ran clearly isn't being shy with Shinichi anymore
-ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!!!!
-So was the echoes for dramatic effect or did that actually happen?
-Well of course it would be Kid, why am I surprised?
-It's really weird for Japanese Kogoro to be talking about Rachel :V
-Yes...that's clearly a giant bird. Like wow...she's like the "Is this a pigeon?" meme but with Kid.
-I swear if Rachel was in a relationship with someone named Jimmy...
-I have to admit, I legit lol'd at Kid trying to keep a smile on his face, and he just falls down mid-sentence
-OMG that line delivery ruled! "THIS LOOKS BAD!" What even
-Dude, Makoto could rip your arm off if he wanted to. Stop it.
-Wait wait wait, The guy brought his nunchucks to the restaurant? I have so many questions.
-Seriously, who are these people?! What is happening?!
-What is happening in Singapore? Guys attacking restaurants, police dying in their cars. It's chaos!
-Ok, this is the second time this month I've seen someone try to pull the Gainax pose while in a small boat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpuRIZzJog
-Conan sick of notShinichi's crap
-What type of magic hologram world were they sent to?
-Wait...how did he even end up in that position? It's like he was laying there but then was knocked into the air.
-Why are these people laughing?
-"I will build a new city." ...good luck with that
-So this movie has had, a fighting tournament, random guys with nunchucks, murder, attempted murder as part of the plan to capture a thief, and now pirates. What else will happen?
-This is one crazy plan
-Ran is in danger in a Conan movie? Why...I am shocked. I could never have seen this happening? How did these geniuses pull such an amazing plot twist after 23 movies?
-Man the visual and audio people are going all out for this
-Actually, if Kogoro is the real person needing to be saved because he's drunk, that would be pretty funny
-"Why are you?"
-So wait, was Rishi the real villain all along?
-And now the pirates and another explosion. It's just too much
-Makoto's gonna go Super Saiyan!
-HELL YEAH, ANIME PUNCH!!!!
-And everyone died, the end.
-...I don't know how a bandage like that even works...
-She knew all along!
I love the hell out of that movie? Was it good? ...eh? Like even compared to movie 20 which kind of had an excuse, this was kinda too insane and out there even by those standards. And the character stuff was a bit hit or miss. But was I entertained? Oh you better believe I was. This was just so insane, that I had to like it. Like it refused to ever stop. It was kind of incredible.