The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sstimson]

Kogorou: I can not swallow the new tax rates. I owe how much now????

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonoci]

Ran: D-Dad? Dad, what's wrong!?
Kogoro: C-Can't...breathe... I...don't know...why...
Conan: ... o_o *hides Death Note* ...oh god it worked

EDIT:


Haibara: *GASP* I don't believe it!
Conan: What, what is it!?
Haibara: At my favorite store there's a 95% off sale! For a limited time! WE HAVE TO GO NOW
Conan: *thinking* ...Aw no, even at 5% I just know I'm going to go broke...

[Memesu]

Haibara just got an e-mail from Kyubee asking if she wants to be a magical girl.

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[oxen221]

Haibara: WHAT!! WIKILEAKS just posted about the Black Organization and the antidote for APTX-4869!!!

[HADAA]

Haibara: And the pro-SOPA folks are going to shut down Wikileaks and all the B.O./antidote documents TOMORROW!?

[sstimson]

Haibara: Where (and How) Did Conan get photos of me like that?

[Supernatural Delight]

While Kogoro was trying to do a frog impression something went wrong.

[sstimson]

Kogoro drew the short straw when at a conference on first aid and got to drink water with
Cyanide in it. But do not worry, the medical trainee is ready with sodium nitrite.  

[sonoci]

Haibara: MEGAUPLOAD WAS TAKEN DOWN!?!?!?

[User 4869]

Haibara: MEGAUPLOAD WAS TAKEN DOWN!?!?!?

It's appear that Haibara was a DCTP fan and use Megaupload regularly.

[ranger]

There are Doujinshis about me?!!



Seriously guys, this picture is amazing.  THIS HAS TO BE A MEME.  WE CAN DO IT.  A DCTP MEME!!!

[sstimson]

There is a town named after ME ? ? ? ?

[Callid]

There is a town named after ME ? ? ? ?

I doubt she'd think that...
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[Citan]

Huh? What's this email Edogawa-kun sent me? "2 Girls 1 Cup"? *Opens* OH DEAR GOD WHY???!!!

[sonoci]

Haibara: THIS HAS BECOME A MEME!?!?!?


or

Haibara: I can't believe it's not butter!