The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Callid]

Kaito: Want to join my picnic? Here, have a plate.
Conan: ...

Hey, it's completely normal! Everyone holds imaginary picnics on flying airships!

[aly_angelflight]

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The whole scenario was ridiculous. The body of Edogawa Conan became nothing more than a doll, the adults started to wear stilts all of the time, and somehow Shinichi's soul got trapped in Goro's body. There's going to be a superstition that passing by a Russian Blue will get you killed because of this.

[Sato]

More photos for captions!

[sonoci]

I always look forward to seeing what she comes up with because she is a genius.

I think you mistook Chek for me here :V

You're everyone's child, so also Chek's

And yet there are still mentions of us being paired 



All: EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!? What do you mean we're not in a subbed episode yet?!


Mitsuhiko: Conan, why are you making so many paper airplanes?
Ayumi: Yeah, that's like your fifteenth one!
Conan: Imagine that - hypothetically of course - I am a seventeen year old teenager trapped in a child's body forced to retake lessons I've known for ten years. That is how bored I am. I am going to make paper airplanes. Deal with it.

[Stopwatch]

I always look forward to seeing what she comes up with because she is a genius.

I think you mistook Chek for me here :V

You're everyone's child, so also Chek's

And yet there are still mentions of us being paired 

B-but... Parkur/Edo is still canon *waves shipping flag*

[Conia]

Haibara: And this is how you do a paper plane with creepy dots.
DBs (thinking): I thought that was Conan's hand.
Conan (thinking): Stop staring at me if Haibara did it! ..... And they keep staring at me.... well, not my fault what's gonna happen to them...




Conan (thinking): Yup, not my fault~~~

[Aokochan]

Haibara: And this is how you do a paper plane with creepy dots.
DBs (thinking): I thought that was Conan's hand.
Conan (thinking): Stop staring at me if Haibara did it! ..... And they keep staring at me.... well, not my fault what's gonna happen to them...




Conan (thinking): Yup, not my fault~~~

DB: Conan, you're very mean! Why did you have to change our clothes only because we were staring at you? You have no sense of fashion!

[CodeFreak43]

Spoiler: captions~

Captions with words now...

Both thinking: How did this happen?!
CodeFreak43{Narrator}: This is how it all started... Beware, this is Conan's weirdest dream...
He fell asleep reading Sonoko's Diary.

Cf: Conan was reading Sonoko's diary thinking it was a mystery novel, he was also doing his homework, cooking, spying on ayumi for no reason, and solving a case at the same time.

Cf: Somehow he was teleported to Yoko's concert and decided to track down Kid who would ambush the concert.

Cf: Conan found Kid acting like a fan of Sonoko yelling loudly that he wanted to steal her heart.

Conan: Then I turned into my teacher for some reason...
Cf: Uh...
Kid: o_o

Cf: ANYWAY... Conan was woken up by Mouri and Takagi because they were going to miss the police New years party.

Sonoko: Conan DID WHAT?!?!?
Ran: CONAN! It's BAD to read someone's diary!
Conan{offscreen}: *thinking* I'm never reading that again...

XD then a caption.

Conan: Put me down!
Mouri: NO!
Takagi: You realize we are on stilts, Conan is a puppet that talks, Megure is a toy poodle, Ran and Sonoko are flying squirls, Ai is an 84 year old woman, the DB are talking socks with wings, Kid is in Megure's body, some unnatural colored penguins are chasing a talking polar bear who looks like a living baloon animal, Sato is dressed up like a princess, and Eri is a talking video camera that is recording right Mouri?
Cf: What the fruitnuts is happening?!?!

[Supernatural Delight]

Nice mention of Club Penguin there CF! I almost didn't notice it then I was like wait... something here isn't right. You've already managed to cross Pokemon & Detective Conan into our roleplay on formspring & now your bringing some Club Penguin here. Should I be scared?



After a late night of staking out, Chiba found a nice warm bag & decided to take a nap while Takagi took over.

[sonoci]

Chiba: I'll have you know I'm president of the club that resides within this bag. Now if you'll excuse me, we have to get back to our activity of the day. *sneaks back into bag*
...*plays his DS*

[CodeFreak43]

Nice mention of Club Penguin there CF! I almost didn't notice it then I was like wait... something here isn't right. You've already managed to cross Pokemon & Detective Conan into our roleplay on formspring & now your bringing some Club Penguin here. Should I be scared?



After a late night of staking out, Chiba found a nice warm bag & decided to take a nap while Takagi took over.

Maybe...


Chiba is asleep. If you wake him up, you will be burned with blue flames by an anonymous furry black thing. It is not our fault if you end up in the hospital with third degree burns. ~First Division
Kid: Uh... *walks away slowly then runs as fast as he can*

[Sato]

More captions!

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have left my watch sitting there where anybody could get a hold of it.

What happens when you let the Detective Boys watch the English dub.



Genta: NO! Why does my English voice actor sound so stupid!
Ayumi: Um Genta not to sound rude but he does sound a lot like you.
Mitsuhiko: Yeah! I love the way I sound in English! Now to pop in the 5th movie. I hear that Haibara sounds more adult!
Ayumi: Why the 5th?
Mitsuhiko *remembering his talk with Ran in the 5th movie*: On second thought maybe the 3rd.

[sstimson]

Conan: Why is it that when I try to make an origami octopus, it ends up looking like a paper plane?



The Detectives Boys are so shocked that Conan's origami is so bad ever thing he makes comes out
looking like a paper plane, even a cootie catcher.

[oxen221]

How DB reacted when they found Haibara playing with Baribie Dolls.