The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[auriculogenesis]

Ran, there's nothing in that corner of the house. Stop thinking that people are spying on us.


Kazuha: With AT&T's 3G service, I can watch all of my favorite shows on the go!
Ran: You don't have any bars...
Heiji: She's probably holding it wrong.

[oxen221]

Kogoro: We are gonna run for the door before they realize we didn't tip



Kazuha: I have definitive proof that Heiji sucks at angry birds!!

[sstimson]

Kogoro: Please Ran. Play no attention to the dead body behind the curtain until either
someone else finds it, or until just before we leave.

[Callid]

Conia has managed to enter the world of DCTP as well...

[sstimson]

Kazuha: So that is what a murder magnet looks like.

[c-square]

A couple from 617:

Spoiler: Warning, potential spoiler if you haven't seen it yet

(Not that it wasn't obvious this was coming...)

[oxen221]

Ran: KATE YOU SKANK! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PRINCE!!!

Policeman: oui oui..

[A.E.]

Kudo: Ran, just what are you screaming about!

Ran: Someone help me! My boyfriend has turned into a Londonised, smokingly-gay male model

[ConanEdogawa142]

Somebody call the fire department! This kid is smoking!
(It's steam, but lets just pretend that it's smoke)

[1Kaito]

Conan: Hey a telephone booth!
*Goes into Telephone booth to transform into superman*
Shinichi: Well that didn't wor- wait! I'm me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonoci]

Ran: I KNEW THESE GUARDS WERE FAKE! LOOK AT HIM EVERYBODY! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT TO ANYTHING!
Guard: I knew one day there'd be a crazy foreign chick...


Shinichi: What were you expecting-
Ran: *offscreen* Let me guess: you were going to finish that with 'Superman'?
Shinichi: ...Actually I was going to say 'a less girly colored shirt' but let's go with your idea

[Conan 48:69]

How about this

[pofa]

*insert fart joke*

[sonoci]

Kogoro: Don't worry, Megure, that super-secret information about the serial killer running about is safe with me! No one will know.
Everyone else: *thinking* You just said that out loud for cripes sake...

[Shuuichi Akai]

Kudo: If Superman can do it in a storeroom, I can do it in a telephone booth.
(transform fro a "normal" guy with specs into a HERO OF THE COUNTRY without specs )