The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[aly_angelflight]

"If you use a Revive on the 'Funny Captions' Thread, it can defeat the Navy Blue Mamoswine!" Mitsuhiko sagely advised the person who he thought was Kudo Shinichi.

Spoiler: 3 Pictures, 1 Story

"Un esercito di prodi da me guidato..." sung Kogorou as the audience looked on.


Parting from Genta and Ayumi, Mitsuhiko came running back from spying on the party the adults were having, waking up both Conan and Ai as he opened the door.

"Oi, I said I didn't want to hear what the three of you saw," Conan said, glaring at Mitsuhiko.

"B-but Mouri-san is singing opera in some weird language!"

"Oh, great; he was singing 'Celeste Aida'..." Conan said.



The shrunken detective's face turned purple as he remembered having to listen to Kogorou practice singing the song.


Ai, however, was angry that her beauty sleep was interupted just because Kogorou had chosen to sing in Italian. She started to glow red, her body surrounded by an evil purple aura. Conan noticed this first and ran over to Mitsuhiko, dragging him out of the room before she release her wrath on him.

[conan96]

Haibara never conforms. EVER.

[sstimson]

Haibara, The next time you teach about inertia, use a table cloth. Now we got to walk home!

[c-square]

Here are a couple new ones:

[Conia]

Kazuha: Look at my high score on Angry Birds!
Heiji: Oi oi, I did that highscore, you liar!

[1Kaito]

Conan: Oi, oi. Teach me how to do that eye thingy!

[NightxBaroness]

Aww Am I getting left behind or what? I can't remember some of the screen shots you're posting well maybe because when I read the manga, sometimes I feel lazy to watch the anime

Anyhow, here's my contribution. The screen shot of the century.

Spoiler:

Ran's "Shekshi shot-o"
Conan: Ran's shekshi shot-o?? ehhhhh? ... I can die right now.

Sorry for the super fail caption ;A;

[Kleene Onigiri]

Kazuha: "Ran! Isn't Heiji cute on this picture. Oh, and look at this one I made recently. And here on this one, Heiji is wearing that t-shirt I bought him! And here...."
Heiji thinking: "Why does Kazuha have so many pictures about me?"

[sonoci]

Here, we observe the murder magnets in their natural habitat. It is one of the safer places for them to be as their unsuspecting prey doesn't usually come falling into their laps, but pity the souls that come to that door. Right now, the elder of the group begins one of the daily bad jokes...


Kazuha: Hey Ran! Look what I can do! My hand's the wrong way!
Ran: That's nothing! Look, my eyebrows are completely gone!
Heiji thinking: ...The animation's just gettin' lazier and lazier...Just look at my coat!
Conan: Thank god I'm blocked right now...

*Little known fact about the screen above:

Spoiler: What Conan's face looks like behind Kazuha's arm

[pofa]

Here, we observe the murder magnets in their natural habitat. It is one of the safer places for them to be as their unsuspecting prey doesn't usually come falling into their laps, but pity the souls that come to that door. Right now, the elder of the group begins one of the daily bad jokes...

<3

[Conia]

Spoiler: What Conan's face looks like behind Kazuha's arm

Do you want to traumatize someone!? D:

[sonoci]

Spoiler: What Conan's face looks like behind Kazuha's arm

Do you want to traumatize someone!? D:

Maaaaaaaaaybe >B

[KapmK]

Hattori: Hey Ran! You look fat dressed like that...



....and by the way, Conan is Shinichi.

Conan: Hattori You!!!

This is pure hilarious.


Haibara: Where in the world did you get that chess set?
Conan: I made it.
Haibara: Do you really have that much free time?
Conan: I don't sleep. How do you think I found the time to research all those random, obscure facts? Do you really think I just happened to see a documentary on venomous spiders the day before someone was killed by one?
Haibara: Actually, I just figured you had no social life outside of hanging out with us.
Conan: that too.

[Memesu]

Here, we observe the murder magnets in their natural habitat. It is one of the safer places for them to be as their unsuspecting prey doesn't usually come falling into their laps, but pity the souls that come to that door. Right now, the elder of the group begins one of the daily bad jokes...

[shihokudo]

Kazuha: check out this picture of my new boyfriend
Heiji: *jealous*