The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[rocketpropelledbear]

Having exhausted his tranquiliser dart, Conan decided to knock Kogoro out by power-kicking Kogoro instead


Horn transplant, successful!



Conan*thought*: Ran and Sera seems to be suspecting my kid cover...must do something about it. I get it, I should play the 'inquisitive child'

Conan: Ran-neechan, why do you have a horn on your hair? More importantly, how come the horn changes side every time you turn your head?

Ran: Conan-kun, isn't it obvious? How do you think I won the karate championship!?

Conan: um...Sonoko-neechan, why do you always wear a headband?

Sonoko: To emphasise my big forehead?

Conan*thought*: This is getting weird...they are not giving me the answers I expected

Conan: Sera-neechan, why are you so flat-chested?

Sera: Long story short, I inherited my mom's big buxom and had reduction surgery.

Conan: Shit, the world is going upside down

Ran: Nice try Shinichi, this meeting is actually intended to force the truth out of you, but looks like you gave yourself away. You really think we buy that 'inquisitive child act'?

Takagi: Conan-kun, how can you see easily give yourself away!

Conan*offscreen*: Wait Takagi-keiji you already know my true identity!?

Takagi: No shit, what kind of seven year old freely loiters around the crime scene solving murders? The only reason we police listened to a seven year old is because we already guessed you are a shrunken Kudo Shinchi!

Kogoro: Why did you have reduction surgery! WHAT A WASTE!!!

Sera: Wait, you're not concerned about the revelation that Conan-kun is in fact Kudo Shinchi and hence he might be the one who solved all the cases for you?

Kogoro: Y U think I don't know? Conan-kun is the best thing that ever happened to me, I can be a great detective without actually being one and the brat would solve the case for me, so why not?

Ran: On an unrelated note, I am actually a unicorn in disguise.

Rocketpropelledbear: This is my humble attempt to improve Detective Conan



Am I the only one who feel tempted to pay money to experience why this suspect is experiencing? I guess I am not normal

[Mizuumi]

Conan: Ran-neechan, why do you have a horn on your hair? More importantly, how come the horn changes side every time you turn your head?

This! I always wondered about this

Am I the only one who feel tempted to pay money to experience why this suspect is experiencing? I guess I am not normal

And I guess, you are having your arm between Seras legs .. sorry it was the first thing I realized..

Anyway, great captions rocketpropelledbear!

[rocketpropelledbear]

Am I the only one who feel tempted to pay money to experience why this suspect is experiencing? I guess I am not normal

And I guess, you are having your arm between Seras legs .. sorry it was the first thing I realized..

Anyway, great captions rocketpropelledbear!

You don't have to be sorry, you are correct, spot on!

[Sylkabe]

Somes news!

Spoiler:

[rocketpropelledbear]

I will try my best

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Conan: Oji-san, have you seen a man with long silvery hair that wears black fedora and black trenchcoat?

Man: Do you kids like my hair?

Ayumi: Oji-san, have you seen...

Man: You don't like my hair?

Ai: Never mind, we are sorry for any inconveniences we have caused. *Drag DB away*

*Man tear off his mask, revealing Yukiko in disguise*


Conan: I don't believe you

Ai: See for yourself, someone leaked everything there is to know about the organisation onto Wikileaks.

Conan: Holyshit is that a photo of Gin's buttcrack!? Just what kind of data do they store in the organisation!?

[Mizuumi]

I will try my best

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Conan: Oji-san, have you seen a man with long silvery hair that wears black fedora and black trenchcoat?

Man: Do you kids like my hair?

Ayumi: Oji-san, have you seen...

Man: You don't like my hair?

Ai: Never mind, we are sorry for any inconveniences we have caused. *Drag DB away*

*Man tear off his mask, revealing Yukiko in disguise*


Conan: I don't believe you

Ai: See for yourself, someone leaked everything there is to know about the organisation onto Wikileaks.

Conan: Holyshit is that a photo of Gin's buttcrack!? Just what kind of data do they store in the organisation!?

Great!

I'll also try



Ayumi: "I still remember.. It was 1984, when he and I .. but now.. *starts to cry*
Conan(offscreen): "Ayumi, what the heck are you talking about?"
Ayumi: "Dont interrupt me, this is a dramatic moment!"


Guy: "W-what are you looking at me like that?"
Ai: "Yep, I think he's pefect."
Ayumi: "Don't worry Mister, it will be over soon."
Guy: "W-what are you talking about? Leave me alone!"
Conan(thinking): Finally someone for Ais experiments. Now I won't be used for them anymore.


Ran: "So, what do you think? Did the experiment go well?"
Genta: "Wtf?"
Ai: ".. I think I have to redo this."
Mitsuhiko: "This is disturbing.."
Ayumi: "Wow, Ran-chan looks like an old man now."
Conan: "Okay, I think now I'll definitely take Haibara instead of her.."

[Sylkabe]

I will try my best

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Conan: Oji-san, have you seen a man with long silvery hair that wears black fedora and black trenchcoat?

Man: Do you kids like my hair?

Ayumi: Oji-san, have you seen...

Man: You don't like my hair?

Ai: Never mind, we are sorry for any inconveniences we have caused. *Drag DB away*

*Man tear off his mask, revealing Yukiko in disguise*


Conan: I don't believe you

Ai: See for yourself, someone leaked everything there is to know about the organisation onto Wikileaks.

Conan: Holyshit is that a photo of Gin's buttcrack!? Just what kind of data do they store in the organisation!?

Great!

I'll also try



Ayumi: "I still remember.. It was 1984, when he and I .. but now.. *starts to cry*
Conan(offscreen): "Ayumi, what the heck are you talking about?"
Ayumi: "Dont interrupt me, this is a dramatic moment!"


Guy: "W-what are you looking at me like that?"
Ai: "Yep, I think he's pefect."
Ayumi: "Don't worry Mister, it will be over soon."
Guy: "W-what are you talking about? Leave me alone!"
Conan(thinking): Finally someone for Ais experiments. Now I won't be used for them anymore.


Ran: "So, what do you think? Did the experiment go well?"
Genta: "Wtf?"
Ai: ".. I think I have to redo this."
Mitsuhiko: "This is disturbing.."
Ayumi: "Wow, Ran-chan looks like an old man now."
Conan: "Okay, I think now I'll definitely take Haibara instead of her.."

Haha, the last one ^^

[Max1996]

Man: I don't care what you call yourselves. You brats are no detectives!


Ai: What are you doing, Kudo-kun?
Conan: Screw your earlier warning! It's about time I learn Ano Kata's true identity!


Ayumi: Dad.....
Conan: She's been like that ever since his dad had a sudden and mysterious heart attack.
Ran & DB: I see...
(Note from me: Who gets the reference in this one?)


Man: Uh, why are you kids looking around? Don't you know this is where new games are made?


Sera: Kogoro-san, this is why it's a good idea NOT to get your mustache waxed on a train. You can never trust the "stylists" among the passengers!


Conan: Hey! Ayumi-chan, why did you steal my old overalls?
Ayumi: "Old" overalls? You mean you're older than you look? I liked you! *cries*
Conan: ...Cr*p!


Heiji: Otaki-han, your affair is over with! Your wife hired me and the boy earlier today!
Otaki: ...Couldn't you have said that any time BEFORE we arrived at her house?


Ran: *dressed as clown, does act and fails, causing scissors to fall and cut her hair horn off*
Heiji (thoughts): This is why clowns with hair horns are the worst at amusing people. They only hurt themselves due to being unable to balance themselves. It's been scientifically proven.
Long story short: Everyone was not amused at Ran's "performance".

[Mizuumi]

Great Captions Max1996 The last one was the best, especially because of the fact, that Kogoro kinda looks like as If he would like it

How about this pic?
Its from the newest conan Episode I watched today (771)

Spoiler:

I have absolutly no clue why Kogoro was looking that way, but I thought that it was just awesome

[Max1996]

Great Captions Max1996 The last one was the best, especially because of the fact, that Kogoro kinda looks like as If he would like it

How about this pic?
Its from the newest conan Episode I watched today (771)

Spoiler:

I have absolutly no clue why Kogoro was looking that way, but I thought that it was just awesome

I'm going to assume it's a challenge for a caption by me. Challenge accepted!


(This is probably what actually happens in the scene in question)
Ran: Conan-kun, how many times do we have to tell you? Stay out of crime scenes!
Kogoro (in thought): Phew. I don't have to do it for once.

EDIT: Decided to make a second caption for that image:

Ran: Conan-kun, why are you looking at those pictures of me? You act way too much like a young Shinichi...wait a minute.
Kogoro (in thought): I knew it! So he really is...! ...Crazy in love with Ran!

[Mizuumi]

Great Captions Max1996 The last one was the best, especially because of the fact, that Kogoro kinda looks like as If he would like it

How about this pic?
Its from the newest conan Episode I watched today (771)

Spoiler:

I have absolutly no clue why Kogoro was looking that way, but I thought that it was just awesome

I'm going to assume it's a challenge for a caption by me. Challenge accepted!


(This is probably what actually happens in the scene in question)
Ran: Conan-kun, how many times do we have to tell you? Stay out of crime scenes!
Kogoro (in thought): Phew. I don't have to do it for once.

Actually that Pic was for anyone who wants to make a caption, but I like yours anyway!
I really don't know why he was looking like that, but I think what you wrote sounds logical

[Jecka]

Conan: Dammit Haibara, not you too!
Haibara: I can't help if your ass is fine.
Conan: What the hell?!


It's strange...I can't seem to find the post where I made this joke other than when it was quoted by Sonoci and (someone else, sorry I forgot who :x)

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: Dammit Haibara, not you too!
Haibara: I can't help if your ass is fine.
Conan: What the hell?!

Haibara: You should be glad you can consume the latest APTX 4869 antidote
Conan: Just give me the antidote, what does the antidote have to do with you molesting my ass?
Haibara: You need the antidote to enter you body all right, just not through your mouth!

Great Captions Max1996 The last one was the best, especially because of the fact, that Kogoro kinda looks like as If he would like it

How about this pic?
Its from the newest conan Episode I watched today (771)

Spoiler:

I have absolutly no clue why Kogoro was looking that way, but I thought that it was just awesome

Conan: WTF...Why did Subaru-san send me these photos...is that Vermouth?
Ran: Conan-kun!
Conan*thought*: Shit! She is gonna kill me!
Kogoro*thought*: Looks like I am not the most dirty-minded person in the household, if Ran confiscate that brat's phone maybe I will have a chance to look at it!
Ran: I can't believe what you are LOOKING ON YOUR PHONE!! Conan-kun who gave you this!?
Conan*thought*: This is the perfect chance to get rid of Bourbon
Conan: Ah! Amuro-no-niichan gave me this me!

A meitantei always makes the best out of the worst


Ran*extremely angry*: Amuro-san! Explain yourself, why did you give Conan these inappropriate photos?
Amuro*thought*: Shit. How did that kid get my Vermouth photos....


Subaru*thought*: Bourbon's phone is so easy to hack in...he got some really nice(as in NSFW)photos of Vermouth...sent this to Conan...I wonder how he will react


Takagi*thought*: It is time to try out the test Conan-kun designed...
Takagi: Guys look, UFO!
Megure: Wow!
Shiratori: What an amazing sight!
Takakgi*thought*: Yes! I am the smartest of the three!

Conan: I don't believe you

Ai: See for yourself, someone leaked everything there is to know about the organisation onto Wikileaks.

Conan: Holyshit is that a photo of Gin's buttcrack!? Just what kind of data do they store in the organisation!?

Ai: All sorts of data...
Conan: Which means I can find photos of you...
Ai: Don't get any idea


Conan: Sera-san...do you know how to cook?
Sera: Never hurt to try...I have all the ingredients except cheese
Genta(offscreen): Cheese...you can use mine


Kogoro: Tomboy...Never thought you are so good at cooking...what cheese did you use?



Genta: Mine!

[Mizuumi]

These captions were awesome!!! XD really good work!


*Ran cuddles Conan* (offscreen)
Megure: "Aw, this reminds me of me and Agasa.. I think I shoul visit him today"
Shiratori: "I wish Ran would cuddle me also like this once.."
Takagi: "Why the heck am I still hangig around with these guys?"

I love this pic!!! The looks are just to great

But the pic with the green Kogoro in the end was the best one anyway

[Citan]

Time for my grand return! I wonder if anyone even remembers me?


Ayumi : *Thinking* "Damn! That car was supposed to hit Conan-kun so I could nurse him back to health thus making him fall in love with me! Time to go back to the drawing-board I guess..."


Gosho "Uh... what? What are you guys doing here?"
Conan : "Write faster, Gosho."
Gosho : "O....k...."


All : *Thinking* "Why does this man have no face?"


Conan : *Thinking* "My GOD! She doesn't wear any panties!"


Haibara : "Kudo? What is that?"
Conan : "A Pokedex."
Haibara : "A Pokedex? where did you get a Pokedex? HOW did you get a Pokedex?"
Conan : "Muffin Button."
Haibara : "Muffin But... That's it, Kudo. No more Youtube for you."