The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Mizuumi]

Uff, these are a lot I'm just gonna pick some of them, I don't have the time to do them all
Also i removed the subtitles from some

Spoiler:

Conan: "Just wait and see what I can do with this pole"
Ai(offscreen): "For the last time, this is not a strip club.."


Ai: "Conan, when can I move again?"
Conan(offscreen): "Just wait until I fixed the video recorder"
Ai: "God damn you, this position is really stressfull you know"


Conan: "Go Haibara, let's save this little girl from the burning house, to bring more action into this film"
Ai: "Roger"
Genta: "Woa, Conan is so cool. I also want so save someone from a burning house"
Ayumi: "You guys realized that we're on a ship right now, didn't you?"


Kogoro: "Hey, what were you doing with your hand?"
Conan(thinking): God damit, why did he interrupt me
Ai is still pleased that conan touched her..


Ai decided to change to the "dark side" (again)


Ai(thinking): Those legs.. I need to know the secret of those legs
Sonoko(thinking): Why is the creepy little girl starring at me like this?


Conan(whispering): "Genta, Mitsuhiko, do you read me?.. Yeah, I found them. Now we'll find out about there "after school business"
Ayumi: "What's wrong Ai-chan?"
Ai: "I have the strange feeling that someone is going to get hurt.. and it's not you or me"


Conan: "Gluing me to the chair while I slept was really not funny Haibara! Do something!"


Conan after he told Ran the truth about his identitiy .. she wasn't pleased

[Sylkabe]

Uff, these are a lot I'm just gonna pick some of them, I don't have the time to do them all
Also i removed the subtitles from some

Spoiler:

Conan: "Just wait and see what I can do with this pole"
Ai(offscreen): "For the last time, this is not a strip club.."


Ai: "Conan, when can I move again?"
Conan(offscreen): "Just wait until I fixed the video recorder"
Ai: "God damn you, this position is really stressfull you know"


Conan: "Go Haibara, let's save this little girl from the burning house, to bring more action into this film"
Ai: "Roger"
Genta: "Woa, Conan is so cool. I also want so save someone from a burning house"
Ayumi: "You guys realized that we're on a ship right now, didn't you?"


Kogoro: "Hey, what were you doing with your hand?"
Conan(thinking): God damit, why did he interrupt me
Ai is still pleased that conan touched her..


Ai decided to change to the "dark side" (again)


Ai(thinking): Those legs.. I need to know the secret of those legs
Sonoko(thinking): Why is the creepy little girl starring at me like this?


Conan(whispering): "Genta, Mitsuhiko, do you read me?.. Yeah, I found them. Now we'll find out about there "after school business"
Ayumi: "What's wrong Ai-chan?"
Ai: "I have the strange feeling that someone is going to get hurt.. and it's not you or me"


Conan: "Gluing me to the chair while I slept was really not funny Haibara! Do something!"


Conan after he told Ran the truth about his identitiy .. she wasn't pleased

O_o so imaginative, incredible...

[Kleene Onigiri]

Conan: Haibara... I love you!
Haibara: I don't love you. So leave me alone you stalker...


Conan: I will not give up....
Haibara: Is that creep Edogawa behind me again?
Ayumi: Uh... Y-Yes...


Conan: Haibara called me a creep...


Conan: You're just being a tsundere, right? I know you love me.
Haibara: ... creep ...


Kogoro: Stop being such a stalker you little brat!
Conan: Argh...


Conan: I'll not leave your side... I'll watch over you.


DBs: What? Conan is stalking you? We'll protect you from him!
Haibara: Thanks guys.


Conan: So they think they can stop me?


Conan: Fufufu~ it's bound to be something pointless anyway.


DBs: Haibara is under our protection! Don't get any closer to her you stalker!


Conan: Look guys! There is a quiz on the table!
DBs: A quiz! OMG! Time to solve it!
Conan: Easy.
Habara: Damn... my protectors were taken out. Time to use the karate chop Ran taught me.


Conan: Argh... I didn't know Haibara had some self defense moves. I need to be careful.
Haibara: Serves you right...


Haibara: Conan won't stop. So I'll hide from him. Don't tell him where I am Professor.
Agasa: Alright.


Haibara: Maybe I should disguise myself as this girl?
Sonoko: I don't think that'll work...


Agasa: Alright Haibara, I won't tell a word about the loc..
Conan: So that's where she's hiding!
Agasa: uh...


Agasa: Conan knows where you are! You need to run!
Haibara: Oh no!


Haibara: I need to flee! *beep* *beep* Oh god! He's coming closer!


Haibara: I should be safe here...
Conan: You really thought you can run from me?
Haibara: !


Haibara: It ends here and now! *stabs*
Conana: Haibara...! My ... tsundere...

[rocketpropelledbear]

Conan: Haibara... I love you!
Haibara: I don't love you. So leave me alone you stalker...


Conan: I will not give up....
Haibara: Is that creep Edogawa behind me again?
Ayumi: Uh... Y-Yes...


Conan: Haibara called me a creep...


Conan: You're just being a tsundere, right? I know you love me.
Haibara: ... creep ...


Kogoro: Stop being such a stalker you little brat!
Conan: Argh...


Conan: I'll not leave your side... I'll watch over you.


DBs: What? Conan is stalking you? We'll protect you from him!
Haibara: Thanks guys.


Conan: So they think they can stop me?


Conan: Fufufu~ it's bound to be something pointless anyway.


DBs: Haibara is under our protection! Don't get any closer to her you stalker!


Conan: Look guys! There is a quiz on the table!
DBs: A quiz! OMG! Time to solve it!
Conan: Easy.
Habara: Damn... my protectors were taken out. Time to use the karate chop Ran taught me.


Conan: Argh... I didn't know Haibara had some self defense moves. I need to be careful.
Haibara: Serves you right...


Haibara: Conan won't stop. So I'll hide from him. Don't tell him where I am Professor.
Agasa: Alright.


Haibara: Maybe I should disguise myself as this girl?
Sonoko: I don't think that'll work...


Agasa: Alright Haibara, I won't tell a word about the loc..
Conan: So that's where she's hiding!
Agasa: uh...


Agasa: Conan knows where you are! You need to run!
Haibara: Oh no!


Haibara: I need to flee! *beep* *beep* Oh god! He's coming closer!


Haibara: I should be safe here...
Conan: You really thought you can run from me?
Haibara: !


Haibara: It ends here and now! *stabs*
Conana: Haibara...! My ... tsundere...

Brilliant...just brilliant

[dumytru]

Kleene... this is AWESOME.

[Kleene Onigiri]

XD

[MoonRaven]

That was brilliant Kleeners!

[Jecka]

Haibara: I should be safe here...
Conan: You really thought you can run from me?
Haibara: !

Haibara is Solid Snake :O

[Mizuumi]

I love your story kleene It's amazing

[Sylkabe]

Haha, it was perfect Kleene!
If you can use more than five, I give you ... I give you ...
I have nothing to give ...

Spoiler:

[Max1996]

Spoiler:

Conan: Hey Haibara, I thought your breasts shrank as well.


Haibara: *sigh* Kudo-kun, did you steal the secret jar of APTX4869 antidotes AGAIN?


Kogoro: Please, Ran! I can't help it!
Ran: MURDER. MAGNETS. MUST. DIE!


Mitsuhiko: Water! My one weakness!


Haibara: I'm really getting tired of eating from the McDonalds knockoff


Sonoko: Hey, Conan. I tried lipstick for once. What do you think?
Conan: OH MY GOD! KILL THAT UGLY MONSTER WITH FIRE!


Genta: The killer can only be YOU! Ai Haibara!
Haibara: ...You have 5 seconds to take back your false accusation or you will have absolutely no dinner AND no dessert all week.


Sonoko & Ayumi: Oh my god! It's raining presents!


Haibara (in thought): Kudo-kun is as horrifyingly bad at singing as always.


Ran: Conan-kun, for the last time, dad is NOT a trampoline.


Conan: Watch out! It's Gin!
Haibara: No, that's not Gin, it's my grandfather, who just happens to have long silvery hair and happens to wear black today.


Haibara: What on earth is that ugly thing on your back!?


First time Haibara tried the Scary Maze Game.


Conan: I'm really sorry for wrecking that fountain statue.


Park manager: As Genta and Ayumi had a part in it, I expect all 3 of you to pay for the damage.
All 3: Yes...

[Sylkabe]

Spoiler:

Conan: Hey Haibara, I thought your breasts shrank as well.


Haibara: *sigh* Kudo-kun, did you steal the secret jar of APTX4869 antidotes AGAIN?


Kogoro: Please, Ran! I can't help it!
Ran: MURDER. MAGNETS. MUST. DIE!


Mitsuhiko: Water! My one weakness!


Haibara: I'm really getting tired of eating from the McDonalds knockoff


Sonoko: Hey, Conan. I tried lipstick for once. What do you think?
Conan: OH MY GOD! KILL THAT UGLY MONSTER WITH FIRE!


Genta: The killer can only be YOU! Ai Haibara!
Haibara: ...You have 5 seconds to take back your false accusation or you will have absolutely no dinner AND no dessert all week.


Sonoko & Ayumi: Oh my god! It's raining presents!


Haibara (in thought): Kudo-kun is as horrifyingly bad at singing as always.


Ran: Conan-kun, for the last time, dad is NOT a trampoline.


Conan: Watch out! It's Gin!
Haibara: No, that's not Gin, it's my grandfather, who just happens to have long silvery hair and happens to wear black today.


Haibara: What on earth is that ugly thing on your back!?


First time Haibara tried the Scary Maze Game.


Conan: I'm really sorry for wrecking that fountain statue.


Park manager: As Genta and Ayumi had a part in it, I expect all 3 of you to pay for the damage.
All 3: Yes...

Haha, very imaginative!

[sstimson]

Mitsuhiko: I can not believe that I let mythbusters talk us in to testing the myth that if you stay in the water long enough, you will grow a tail.

Ayumi: so how long have we been in this river?

Haibara: Three weeks, four days, twelve hours, five minutes and now fiveteen seconds.



Conan decided this was the only to STAMP out crime.

(sorry about this last one, but so far it the best I could find for my double pun)



Conan hoped to find out the trick of the serial killer by eating trik's cereal

[Mizuumi]

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[shabaaz22]

That face palm though lol