The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Conia]

I've PMed svon1 about this issue so let's hope there's no more rule-breaking in this thread. If fanart gets posted again it will be removed by the mods. Remember that to the lower right corner of each post there's a Report to moderator icon, be sure to use it for helping us keep the thread on track. Keep those awesome captions coming!

[svon1]

Ran : How did ya bring dad to the point that he accept you jumping at him?
Conan : I´ve told him Yoko Okino said that






Ai : What do you do if we cant arrest the BO?
Conan: Plan B




Conans Reaction on inserts text here

[Roguish Charm]

Conan: Anakota is you !!

[sstimson]

Changing Two words.

Conan: I am Anakota!!

[monsi]

Hoo boy, haven't been here in a while! Hiya everyone! So...yeah...I've decided doing a caption for every picture is going to be kinda impossible for me now. So, I'll do one here and there, when I have the time. I'll start now!

Spoiler: Prepare for a lot of random somethings

Ran: Ah! Conan-kun...this isn't what it looks like...!
Conan: (red-faced) R-ran-neechan...? Why were you...?
Sonoko: Ehh? What's wrong, brat? Can't two girls be together in peace!?



Heiji: Tha's right, old man. I asked fer your daughter's hand in marriage, an' she said yes.
Ran: Mm-hmm! It's true!
Kogoro: Wh-what?? What about you and the other brat? A-and him and that other-!
Kazuha: I-t's alright, I've moved on as well.
Conan&Kazuha: *thinking* How the hell did he ever convince me to let them do this...I don't care if the look on the old man's face is priceless!



Conan: Eh...Haibara? Why are you...orange?
Haibara: ...there was an accident with the curry and the chemicals...don't ask. All you need to know is that Agasa-hakase can't cook to save his life.



Ayumi: ...and the day after that, Conan-kun talked directly to me! And he even looked at me for a whole five seconds! And then...
Haibara: Wow, seems you have a staunch admirer, Conan-kun.
Conan: Eh? What do you mean?
Haibara: ...yep, still as clueless as ever.



Agasa: Now, Ai-kun...
Haibara: What? His spiky hair is pissing me off. He's going to stab and kill someone with it.
Mitsuhiko: A police officer murdering someone?
Genta: What a terrible person.
Conan: Hey, his hair isn't that spiky...
Haibara: You're one to talk, Mr. Cowlick.



Haibara: Hmm? What's this?
Ayumi: Eh? What is it, Ai-chan?
Haibara: I just found something...
Agasa: *thinking* Crap, looks like I've gotta knock her out with this spare stun-gun wristwatch...there's no way I can let her find out about my secret food stash location...!



Agasa: I-it wasn't me, I swear!
Haibara: Uh-huh. And who else could have knocked me out with the wristwatch? Kudo-kun? He wasn't even there with us.
Agasa: .... *thinking* I may have to resort to even more drastic measures...now where's that amnesia-inducing drug I've been working on in secret...?

Spoiler: Stealing Roguish Charm's sig pic :P

Conan: Seriously, Haibara, it's fake fire. Now would you please kindly get off of me!?

Well, hope those were at least slightly enjoyable...I at least thought some of them were funny! *is shot*

These are awesome!

Now seriously

THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT FANART. DO NOT POST FANART.
and with fanart, I also count those motivations. It states in the rules that the screencap should be pure, without any captions. The point is to make them here. ugh

Kick me off all what you want but this seriously pisses me off so badly. I used to enjoy this thread very much and now I barely can look at it because hyping stolen art.

You're actually correct.

And to remind everyone again of the rules in case you are too lazy to check the first post of this topic:

Rules for Posting Screenshots

1) Screenshots may not contain any captions already
If the image you want to post already has a caption, find a way to remove it, or crop it out.

Spoiler: Example

Don't do:


Do:

2) You may post images from the manga as long as they abide by the following:
a) All word bubbles have had their text removed.

Spoiler: Example

Don't do:


Do:

b) The case which you are posting has been subbed and released by DCTP or another fansub group.  No exceptions.

3) The screenshots or manga images must be from Detective Conan
No images from other series.  

Remember, you're posting screenshots and manga images so that everyone can caption them, so they need to be clean so people to quote and use them.

Rule #3 says it all. Please take note of it.

[Sato]

Conan: Imma on wheel!
Ran: Keeping with it we will be having footmarks on shirt.
Kogoro: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't care. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ouch!!! I got footmark! I mean, footprints!


Who should I scare? I need to scare someone before I cry!!!

[sstimson]

Ran:What's going on?

Korogou: I being punished for disagreeing with the Power To Be called (insert name here) . I wish that TPTB read this like I did.

[Jefufuh]

Rape faces...even Conan has one.

[Anaine]

Hoo boy, haven't been here in a while! Hiya everyone! So...yeah...I've decided doing a caption for every picture is going to be kinda impossible for me now. So, I'll do one here and there, when I have the time. I'll start now!

Spoiler: Prepare for a lot of random somethings

Ran: Ah! Conan-kun...this isn't what it looks like...!
Conan: (red-faced) R-ran-neechan...? Why were you...?
Sonoko: Ehh? What's wrong, brat? Can't two girls be together in peace!?



Heiji: Tha's right, old man. I asked fer your daughter's hand in marriage, an' she said yes.
Ran: Mm-hmm! It's true!
Kogoro: Wh-what?? What about you and the other brat? A-and him and that other-!
Kazuha: I-t's alright, I've moved on as well.
Conan&Kazuha: *thinking* How the hell did he ever convince me to let them do this...I don't care if the look on the old man's face is priceless!



Conan: Eh...Haibara? Why are you...orange?
Haibara: ...there was an accident with the curry and the chemicals...don't ask. All you need to know is that Agasa-hakase can't cook to save his life.



Ayumi: ...and the day after that, Conan-kun talked directly to me! And he even looked at me for a whole five seconds! And then...
Haibara: Wow, seems you have a staunch admirer, Conan-kun.
Conan: Eh? What do you mean?
Haibara: ...yep, still as clueless as ever.



Agasa: Now, Ai-kun...
Haibara: What? His spiky hair is pissing me off. He's going to stab and kill someone with it.
Mitsuhiko: A police officer murdering someone?
Genta: What a terrible person.
Conan: Hey, his hair isn't that spiky...
Haibara: You're one to talk, Mr. Cowlick.



Haibara: Hmm? What's this?
Ayumi: Eh? What is it, Ai-chan?
Haibara: I just found something...
Agasa: *thinking* Crap, looks like I've gotta knock her out with this spare stun-gun wristwatch...there's no way I can let her find out about my secret food stash location...!



Agasa: I-it wasn't me, I swear!
Haibara: Uh-huh. And who else could have knocked me out with the wristwatch? Kudo-kun? He wasn't even there with us.
Agasa: .... *thinking* I may have to resort to even more drastic measures...now where's that amnesia-inducing drug I've been working on in secret...?

Spoiler: Stealing Roguish Charm's sig pic :P

Conan: Seriously, Haibara, it's fake fire. Now would you please kindly get off of me!?

Well, hope those were at least slightly enjoyable...I at least thought some of them were funny! *is shot*

Haha! Awesome! Especially about the stungun!

[svon1]

Rape faces...even Conan has one.

source episode 131 last 5 minutes

[Sato]

Conan: Is this a fake gun? It look so real is it? Look at this pose, I look like I come from Mars. I'm Martian!

[sstimson]

Okiya's cooking makes Eri's look like an French Gourmet. He really knows
how to burn down the house

[svon1]

source conan vs wooo 2

Conan: look what ive found

just looks brilliant

sorry for the subtitle i tried to over paint it 4 times but i failed

[Roguish Charm]

                                                           

[svon1]

                                                           

Conan : ahhhhh ...I dont know how to tell but actually me and Heijii..

Ayumi&Haibara together : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!