The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Jefufuh]

sheesh, i still dont have a new episode yet.....


[size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100][size=100]HOLY CRAP IS THAT MITT ROMNEY!? THAT FRIKIN SMILE!!!!!![/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]  :o

[sstimson]

Where is the Detectives when you need them? SomeJokerjust tossed his calling card at me

[Raifuujin]

More Kaito!

Hold on just a second, Aoyama-san. I'll listen to your excuses about why I'm not shown more later. I hear my fangirls coming, and I'd like to get a head-start.


The first time the Kaitou Task force was glad to have gotten the wrong location...

[MistyReeyus]

Spoiler:

Agasa: (calling to Conan, who's offscreen) Shinichi! Help me with Ai-kun; she won't cooperate!
Haibara: No, don't you dare! You'll never take me alive! Never!
Conan (offscreen): Haibara, it's just a flu shot!
Haibara: No, no, I'm not going!


Haibara: *sleeping*
Conan: *sighs* In the end, I had to knock her out with the tranquilizer watch and strap her into the car.
Agasa (offscreen, driving): I never thought she would react so violently to getting a shot.
Conan: ...What are the chances that she'll kill me when she wakes up?
Agasa: Probably 100%.
Conan: ...Time to go into hiding.

(After Haibara wakes up and is forced to take her shot)

WHERE IS HE?!?!?!

...Okay, yeah, I don't know what I was thinking 

Random others:

Kaito: GASP! A cassette tape? Who uses those anymore?!


Teacher: Okay class, today we'll learn advanced trigonometric calculus integrals using inverse tangents with differentials, roots, logs, hyperbolic geometr— *card fires next to face* *gulps* O-okay, how about a free period?
(Yes, I realize those random mathematical terms that I tossed in together made no sense)


Shinichi: *sleeping*
Yukiko: Ran-chan, did you really have to hit him with the tranquilizer watch?
Ran: He used it on me and my dad a lot back when he was still Conan. This is payback!


Kaito: Tch! That damn Tantei-kun! Even when I get my own show he keeps trying to steal all the glory by cutting into my episodes!

[Raifuujin]

Kaito: Man, why is it always Kudo this, Kudo that? I have way more fans than he does.


News Reporter: And in other news, high school detective, Kudo Shinichi had this to say, "Wanna bet?"
Kaito: Ehhh?

Spoiler:

Agasa: (calling to Conan, who's offscreen) Shinichi! Help me with Ai-kun; she won't cooperate!
Haibara: No, don't you dare! You'll never take me alive! Never!
Conan (offscreen): Haibara, it's just a flu shot!
Haibara: No, no, I'm not going!


Haibara: *sleeping*
Conan: *sighs* In the end, I had to knock her out with the tranquilizer watch and strap her into the car.
Agasa (offscreen, driving): I never thought she would react so violently to getting a shot.
Conan: ...What are the chances that she'll kill me when she wakes up?
Agasa: Probably 100%.
Conan: ...Time to go into hiding.

(After Haibara wakes up and is forced to take her shot)

WHERE IS HE?!?!?!

...Okay, yeah, I don't know what I was thinking 

Random others:

Kaito: GASP! A cassette tape? Who uses those anymore?!


Teacher: Okay class, today we'll learn advanced trigonometric calculus integrals using inverse tangents with differentials, roots, logs, hyperbolic geometr— *card fires next to face* *gulps* O-okay, how about a free period?
(Yes, I realize those random mathematical terms that I tossed in together made no sense)


Shinichi: *sleeping*
Yukiko: Ran-chan, did you really have to hit him with the tranquilizer watch?
Ran: He used it on me and my dad a lot back when he was still Conan. This is payback!


Kaito: Tch! That damn Tantei-kun! Even when I get my own show he keeps trying to steal all the glory by cutting into my episodes!

Love these!

[pikacutie25]

Random story time! I'm posting four pictures under four different spoiler tags...just to create suspense. And I'll say this ahead of time...please don't hate me! 

Spoiler: Part 1

Kaito: Man, all the new cartoons nowadays are so crappy...I'd give anything for a good, quality show! Hell, I'll even take another Sherlock Holmes parody show! *flips channel*

Spoiler: Part 2

Kaito: Wait, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???

Spoiler: Part 3

Spoiler: Part 4

Kaito: ...th-this can never be unseen...

(sorry to anyone who actually likes that show... )

[Jefufuh]

Random story time! I'm posting four pictures under four different spoiler tags...just to create suspense. And I'll say this ahead of time...please don't hate me! 

Spoiler: Part 1

[img width=600]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg197/sc ... es=landing[/img]

Kaito: Man, all the new cartoons nowadays are so crappy...I'd give anything for a good, quality show! Hell, I'll even take another Sherlock Holmes parody show! *flips channel*

Spoiler: Part 2

[img width=600]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg31/sca ... es=landing[/img]

Kaito: Wait, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???

Spoiler: Part 3

[img width=600]http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/71/62/4 ... Holmes.jpg[/img]

Spoiler: Part 4

[img width=600]http://imageshack.us/a/img546/481/kaito202.png[/img]

Kaito: ...th-this can never be unseen...

(sorry to anyone who actually likes that show... )

XD
p.s. i lk ur siggy

[sstimson]

Spoiler:

Agasa: (calling to Conan, who's offscreen) Shinichi! Help me with Ai-kun; she won't cooperate!
Haibara: No, don't you dare! You'll never take me alive! Never!
Conan (offscreen): Haibara, it's just a flu shot!
Haibara: No, no, I'm not going!


Haibara: *sleeping*
Conan: *sighs* In the end, I had to knock her out with the tranquilizer watch and strap her into the car.
Agasa (offscreen, driving): I never thought she would react so violently to getting a shot.
Conan: ...What are the chances that she'll kill me when she wakes up?
Agasa: Probably 100%.
Conan: ...Time to go into hiding.

Actually, Conan Has nothing to worry about. After all Haibara just got a Dis-Temper shot

[Raifuujin]

Haibara: Kudo-kun, I want you to listen carefully to what I'm about to tell you and to keep calm.
Conan: ...Okay?
Haibara: There are some people who think you and Ran shouldn't be together.
Conan: That's not very surprising Haibara. I mean, some people just-
Haibara: And there are others who pair you up with Agasa.
Conan: ...What?
Haibara: I'll give you a moment to get your brain in order before I continue.
Conan: Wait...there's more?
Haibara: ...*Sigh* Kudo, though your knowledge is great, there is a whole world of information you aren't aware of...

[Bloody Haven]

Haibara: Get. Your. Hands. Off. My. Gin.

[Raifuujin]

Policeman (thinking): Why even bother to put so many of us on guard? It just gives him more heads to screw with...


Kaito: Ummm.....Pay no attention to the giant, pink, floating thing behind me! (thinking) Darn that fox demon!

[Jefufuh]

lol it reminded me of this from the olympidcs

[Raifuujin]

(Will caption later...)

Kaitou Impersonator: I don't care if I go to jail, just please get me away from that Spider!
Kid (thinking): What is he talking about? Robots, pirates, witches, mad scientists, and Snake, I've dealt with. But spiders? What's next, frogs?


Kaito: Dad, what does the J, Q, K, and A stand for?
Touichi: Jack, Queen, King, and Ace.
Kaito: Oh...Are they good?
Touchi: Yes, Kaito, they are. (thinking) When they're the same suit...

[Jefufuh]

son, THIS is how you play poker


Toichi: Please, lend me twenty bucks, I'm your father!
Kaito: Sorry, it's not my fault you lost that poker game.

[Raifuujin]

...Never did I guess the chicken was the murderer....


You thought I was non-violent? You should've seen what happened to the robot.