The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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MistyReeyus

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Re: The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Ooh, this looks like fun. I'll try a few
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Behold, the Amazing Spidergirl! And her bumbling Sidekick, Hippoman!

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Haibara: There's only one truth *point*
Agasa: ...Ai-kun, what are you doing?
Haibara: Kudo-kun's out today. He said he'd buy me that purse I want if I did this for him.

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Conan: Ayumi-chan, what are you doing with that camera?
Ayumi (offscreen): Nothing Conan-kun! *thinking* Come on, just move a little bit this way and I'll have the perfect view of your legs!
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caniran
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Re: The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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El Huesudo II wrote:

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Can someone say from which episode this is?
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ShinRan4ver

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caniran wrote:
El Huesudo II wrote:

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Can someone say from which episode this is?
Episode 379, about the 15:10 mark.
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caniran
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ShinRan4ver wrote:
caniran wrote:
El Huesudo II wrote:

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Can someone say from which episode this is?
Episode 379, about the 15:10 mark.
Thanks
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El Huesudo II
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Spoiler:
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5578.png[/img]
Agasa: Shin- I mean, Conan-kun, why are you shirtless? And why are you wearing your bowtie while shirtless?
Haibara: Wait. Are those my track pants? The ones that can be undone by the sides of the legs?
Yui (thinking): HOT DAMN. This day keeps getting better and better.


[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5572.png[/img]
Haibara: Well that's not exactly a good thing.
Agasa: Ai-kun, I told you to wait until we got home to try the icing on the cake. Now look what you've done.
Haibara: That... certainly is a big hole.
Agasa: Jeez. And here I thought you were the most mature one in the group.


Haibara: Yes, Subaru-san, we're on our way now. You know, the Beetle broke down as usual. ... Yes, we'd love it if you fixed up something for dinner, you'd be a lifesaver. ... Nothing special, anything's good. I don't know if we have anything good on the pantry or- ... Wait. A large green box in the fridge?
Agasa: ...
Haibara: I don't recall anything like that. What is it? ... Oh. Fried chicken, you say?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5570.png[/img]
Haibara: Well that's very interesting.
Agasa: ... ... ...
Oh, and I got myself some more screencaps:
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[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/armedheiji.jpg[/img]
Heiji: Aho, toro, aho!
Innocent bystander (thinking): Do I tell him it's "aja, toro, aja"? Or should I just run the hell away?

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/glomp.jpg[/img]
Conan: HEIJI LONG TIME NO SEEEEEEEEEEEEE *glomp*
Heiji: WHOA KUDO HOLD ON I mean, I know I do act all gay for you almost all the time, but I wasn't actually expecting you to reciprocate...!

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/donttrythisathome.jpg[/img]
Conan: Hattori, no, that's not safe-
Heiji: Up you go!
Conan: OW! MY ARM! YOU DUMBASS!
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/damnitheiji.jpg[/img]
Conan: Dude, you drive like shit!
Heiji: Don't blame me! The road's horrible!
Conan: Oh yeah, sure. Blame the road.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/kamenheiji.jpg[/img]
Heiji: HELL YEAH IT'S LIKE I'M KAMEN RIDER
Conan: HATTORI STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/dammitheiji2.jpg[/img]
Heiji: Damn, the culprit's escaping! Hang on tight!
Conan: Th-th-this is the l-last time I ever... I ever ride with you.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/heijipeek.jpg[/img]
Heiji: Ooooh... So THAT'S what women look like naked...

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/lol%28cropit%29.jpg[/img]
Sonoko: Wow, Ran, I never knew your father could breakdance!
Kazuha: Just look at him go!
Ran (thinking): Why did I insist on coming along this time?

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/ouch.jpg[/img]
Man (thinking): "Don't invite Mouri Kogoro to your house", she said. "Someone always dies around him", she said. But did I listen? Nooooooooo...

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/rave.jpg[/img]
Shinichi: THIS IS THE BEST RAVE EVER

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/kids.jpg[/img]
Conan: Hey there Hattori- Wait, who are those kids?
Heiji: I decided to make my own Detective Boys team, just like yours. Is this cool or what?
Conan: ...No comment.
Heiji: What? Oh come on, Kudo, don't be such a buzzkill.
Conan: Actually, you're right. It might work, you're just lacking something. Come here, I'll tell you.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/smallheiji.jpg[/img]
Heiji: Uh... What happened? Where am I? Why- Wait a second... Oh. Screw you, Kudo.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/tarzan.jpg[/img]
Conan (thinking): Who would have known? Something good came out of having to go to that stupid Tarzan movie with the kids.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/squee3.jpg[/img]
Ayanokoji: Say hello to my little friend.
Heiji: ...
Ayanokoji: His name is Rocky. He's my partner.
Conan: If he's Rocky, does that mean that you're Bullwinkle?
Ayanokoji: ...Shut up, brat.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35972204/lolbooze3.jpg[/img]
Ran: Dad, stop drinking a bunch of different stuff, you'll get drunk faster.
Kogoro: I gotta try everything in this party! I've had the gin, the vodka, the vermouth... And after I'm done with this chianti I'll down this glass of bourbon. A shame they don't have tequila... But I heard there was korn on a table nearby!
Ran: Oh my god, Dad, you're gonna be sick tomorrow. Don't you think so Conan- Conan? What's with that face? Are you alright?
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ShinRan4ver

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El Huesudo II
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Spoiler: 660
Haibara: WAIT A SECOND. WHO THE HELL TOOK THE PILL BOTTLE THAT SAID "EXPERIMENTAL"?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6600.png[/img]
DB: Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnssssssss...
Haibara: ...Oh. I guess that prototype was a failure, then.
Conan: YOU GUESS?!


[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6603.png[/img]
Yumi: Whoa whoa whoa, hold on.
Naeko: Huh?
Chiba: Yu-Yumi?
Yumi: I believe you owe me some donuts.
Naeko & Chiba: ...huh?
Yumi: GIVE ME THE DONUTS I'M DUE. NOW. OR ELSE.
Naeko & Chiba: *gulp*


[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6607.png[/img]
Sato: YUMI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY CAR?
Yumi: Oh come on, what's wrong with that?
Sato: I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU FOR A LUPIN THE 3RD DECAL, YUMI!
Yumi: But this one's cuter~
Sato: YUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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pikacutie25
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Ahaha, this will be my first post in this thread. I've read through the entire thing and getting a few laughs here and a few ideas there. So, let's see how bad my sense of humor is...
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Agasa: Ai-kun...I can't feel my legs...
Haibara:  And this, viewers, is what happens when the animation budget runs out. The picture is reduced to a small circle and the characters suffer the consequences. You better pray this doesn't happen to your show, or the next thing you know you won't be able to feel your head. Or breathe. And yes, you're in a show. PLOT TWIST!!
...yeah, that was probably really bad... *hides in a corner*
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Kogoro being a boss, and Conan and Kid failing. ;)
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pikacutie25 wrote: Ahaha, this will be my first post in this thread. I've read through the entire thing and getting a few laughs here and a few ideas there. So, let's see how bad my sense of humor is...
Spoiler:
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5572.png[/img]
Agasa: Ai-kun...I can't feel my legs...
Haibara:  And this, viewers, is what happens when the animation budget runs out. The picture is reduced to a small circle and the characters suffer the consequences. You better pray this doesn't happen to your show, or the next thing you know you won't be able to feel your head. Or breathe. And yes, you're in a show. PLOT TWIST!!
...yeah, that was probably really bad... *hides in a corner*
Well, that's the only one in a while that has me lol.
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pikacutie25
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User 4869 wrote: Well, that's the only one in a while that has me lol.
Really? Wow thank you!  :D  My confidence has been restored. :)
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Run, Kaito, run! :P Sprite made by Aima-chan on deviantART. :)
I've made a small game with Kaitou Kid, for anyone who cares. It can be found here: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2355118/
Warning: It's quite buggy. ^^'
Spoiler: DC GIFs
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Kogoro being a boss, and Conan and Kid failing. ;)
Spoiler: WARNING: MLP CREATIVITY
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I knew it...Ran really is a unicorn in disguise! (outfit based off of 15th ending, "Mushoku")
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First was thought up by an reading an El Huesudo II's caption

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Satou: Why does my car look like this?
Yumi: Do you like it? I did it myself.
Satou: What are you trying to say. Are you ... ?
Yumi: Yep and its YOU!
Satou: You forgot about Takagi.
Yumi: Give me chance and You'll also be asking Takagi who.


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Spoiler: 661, really enjoyed these
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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6611.png[/img]

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CSI Guy 1: Duck it's one of those 3DTVs
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pikacutie25
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Okay, I'll try my luck at another one...
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Conan:  Man, I love using my mad skills for skateboarding in between murders...it's the only thing that keeps me sane with all this death surrounding me. I'm just glad I finally get a death-free day off...
*ring ring*
Conan:  What? My phone? Who could possibly be calling me at such an important time...!?

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Conan:  Hello? ...Haibara, what is it?

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Haibara:  Hello, Kudo-kun? Yes, come over right away...why? Well, the professor's finally keeled over from his own body weight. I...think he's dead.

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Conan:  ......f*** my life.
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Run, Kaito, run! :P Sprite made by Aima-chan on deviantART. :)
I've made a small game with Kaitou Kid, for anyone who cares. It can be found here: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2355118/
Warning: It's quite buggy. ^^'
Spoiler: DC GIFs
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Kogoro being a boss, and Conan and Kid failing. ;)
Spoiler: WARNING: MLP CREATIVITY
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I knew it...Ran really is a unicorn in disguise! (outfit based off of 15th ending, "Mushoku")
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Yumi: Don't you dare hook me up with my stupid childhood friend...

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6602.png[/img]
Conan: Hey, I heard your childhood friend called you some ti-
Yumi: NOOO!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6603.png[/img]
Yumi: Before I end up with my childhood friend, I need to throw off Gosho with another pairing...
YOU TWO! You both are childhood friends and lovers now!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6604.png[/img]
Yumi: Yes! Now I'm save and can continue to get my target <3
Takagi: Huh?
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