The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[conankoibito]

[Supernatural Delight]

Nice Citan! You reminded me of a kind of sort of in-joke that is with a roleplay I'm apart of involving interdimensional internet. I was sort of the one who brought it in seeing as there were a few characters in the show from different universes & I played one of them so it made things a whole lot easier.
Anyways I loved the caption you did there Citan. I usually like your captions even though you don't post them often.

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler:

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Ever since Kazuha finally confessed to Heiji, and he reciprocated, things have been pretty awkward every time they're around.
Kazuha: Okay, sweetie, open wide~
Heiji: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh...
Conan: I think we should stop inviting them to eat.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova52.png[/img]
Kogoro: WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE JUST PASSED THE INN WHERE YOKO IS STAYING?

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Conan: Okay, guys. I get it. I have that look on my face all the time. Now stop looking at me like that. ...Please. ... ...NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP.



Heiji: So this TV show you mentioned...
Genta: Yeah! It's the story of the Detective Boys spot-on!
Mitsuhiko: Well, almost. In the show, the leader is actually some dude who got mysteriously young-ified back to 7 years old. But other than that, exactly the same.
Conan (thinking): Yeah. "Other than that". Suuuure.
Sonoko: ...That concept is kinda stupid. I mean, what? Turning 7 years old again? How the hell is that possible?
Heiji: Um...
Conan (nervously): Oh come on, Sonoko. It's just a TV show!
Sonoko: Yeah, but who'd want to watch a TV show like that?
Everyone: ...
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova56.png[/img]

[Aokochan]

^Good captions, El Huesudo II !!

[Borealis]

Sonoko: Wait, so you AREN'T Kid?!
Maid: I was trying to tell you!


No-one was really surprised when the fourth wall broke down.
However, they were surprised that the second time this picture was posted, there were only fourth-wall jokes again.

[IHKF]

Ayumi : "Hey Conan-kun? Why is there no back wall on your house?"
Genta : "Why are all those people out there?"
Mitsuhiko : "Oh god, are they watching us? ARE WE ON TV?!"
Heiji : "Uh.. Kudo? What's in the heck is going on?"
Conan : "I'm not sure... I think we might have broke the fourth wall."
Sonoko : "So.. any idea how we broke reality?"
Conan : "Gee, I dunno Sonoko... Maybe you should stop reading ahead and giving SPOILERS TO OUR OWN LIVES?!"
Sonoko : "Yeah... My bad. But we just found out who Bourbon is and..."
Conan : "SONOKO!"
Sonoko: "Oh.. right... Reality coming apart. Sorry."
Conan : "Ugh... I should never have told her about the interdimensional internet connection Professor Agasa invented..."

LMAO Awesome one. xD

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5573.png[/img]

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[Citan]

Nice Citan! You reminded me of a kind of sort of in-joke that is with a roleplay I'm apart of involving interdimensional internet. I was sort of the one who brought it in seeing as there were a few characters in the show from different universes & I played one of them so it made things a whole lot easier.
Anyways I loved the caption you did there Citan. I usually like your captions even though you don't post them often.

Thanks. It's nice to know my work is enjoyed. I'm always afraid of my jokes bombing. I usually check the thread daily, but I only post when a picture gives me a brainstorm. I'm not like Sonoci immediately who comes up with captions for every pic that's posted.

This one, I remember seeing it posted before but I couldn't get the joke quite right, but when you have a picture of the entire cast looking straight at the viewer with confused/surprised looks on their faces does it not just scream "oh god they can see us?!"

[Kleene Onigiri]

Sonoko: Did you just touch my butt?!
Kid!Maid: Uh... no?

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5571.png[/img]
Haibara: You know, Professor...
Agasa: What is it, Ai?
Haibara: ...I've always had a thing for men older than me.
Agasa: ...
Yui (thinking): Hot damn. And with these shades on, they can't tell I'm staring through the rearview mirror. Score.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5574.png[/img]
Kansuke: You know, guys...
Agasa: What is it, young man?
Kansuke: ...I've always had a thing for little girls.
Haibara: ...
Kansuke: And older men, too.
Agasa: ...
Yui (thinking): Hot damn. This just keeps getting better.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5573.png[/img]
Haibara: Hey, Professor.
Agasa: What is it, Ai?
Haibara: The van right in front of us. Don't you notice something strange?
Agasa: I don't see anything...
Haibara: Their rearview mirror is empty. We should be able to see the person sitting in the driver's seat. Which means...
Both: ... ... ... NO ONE'S DRIVING THAT VAN?!

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Remember kids, don't use your cellphone while driving a motorized skateboard. Grind responsibly.

[sstimson]

Bad News: They are out of Gas

Good News: They are being towed by ACME Robotic Division

[redangelran]

Haibara: How many times do I have to tell you to "Ah Le Le" when pointing out a clue

Conan: But it's so hard, I can't stand it.

Haibara: You "Ah Le Le" now or I'll make you "Ah Le Le" for the rest of your life.

One of the funniest quotes ever!!  *lols literally*

true!
*falls out of chair

[Aokochan]

Yamato: I know who you are, Agasa... Or should I say ANOKATA?
Ai(thinking): Oh no, Chekhov didn't predict that! Now nothing makes sense!!

[El Huesudo II]

Damn, I couldn't find a better screencap for this one.

Spoiler:

Conan: Hello, ladies. Look at me. Now look at your men. Now back to me. Now back at your men, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies' health supplements and switched to APTX4869, he could look as young as me.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5578.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5572.png[/img]

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660 screenshots are ready for my next post.