The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Supernatural Delight]

Haibara got tired of Conan saying useless facts so she decided to use her powers to drain his brain.

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/4960.png[/img]
Jodie: No, Conan. For the last time, I don't want to pull your finger.
Conan: Oh, come on!
Jodie: No means no, young man.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5015.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: The culprit, without a doubt... IS YOU!
Haibara: Whoa, what's with this kid all of a sudden?
Conan: Hey, Mitsuhiko, what gives?
Mitsuhiko: You're always on the spotlight, Conan! It's time for you to let someone else shine in this TV show!
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5020.png[/img]
Conan: But Mitsuhiko, you didn't even deduct correctly! That guy didn't do it!
Mitsuhiko: Don't give me that! He's the only one without an alibi and he left a threatening message in the victim's answering machine!
Conan: But the rest of the evidence doesn't fit with that...
Megure: Remind me why do we let them tag along during the investigations, Det. Takagi.
Takagi: ...

And as for screencaps I've made...

Spoiler:

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/attorneyatlow.jpg[/img]
Kogoro: Wow, Eri. You've sure reached a new low.
Eri: ...Shut up!

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/dawww.jpg[/img]
Conan: Wait. You suspect Mitsuhiko and Genta of being a couple in secret?
Haibara: Just look at them.
Conan: That doesn't mean a thing. They're just scared. There's a corpse right in front of us.
Haibara: But why was reaching for each other their automatic reaction?
Conan: ...I think you're overthinking this.
Haibara: This is not the only clue I have. Remember that skiing trip?
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/welp1.jpg[/img]
Conan: ...Good lord, I think you may have a point.
Haibara: I knew you'd see the light sooner or later.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/smoothkogoro.jpg[/img]
Kogoro: Welcome to Mouri Detective Agency. The sexiest detective agency in town.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/LIKEABOSS.jpg[/img]
Sato: Wait. Why does this kid seem to know so much about the crime?
Takagi: I know he's pretty sharp, but this time it's too much.
Kogoro: You don't suppose that...
Sato: That's the only explanation.
Takagi: No matter how improbable it sounds.
All together: CONAN DID IT! HE'S THE CULPRIT!

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/THE_UNCANNY.jpg[/img]
They might play the same character, but that doesn't mean that they get along behind the scenes.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/coolgay.jpg[/img]
Vermouth is really good at reconnaissance. So good, she can even tell her targets' sexual preferences, even if they haven't disclosed it yet.

And I close with a screenshot that may be considered out-of-bounds because it's totally translated, but here goes anyway.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/yaoicity.jpg[/img]
Well, I, too, would resort to a life of defiance to the authority if I lived in a place called YAOI CITY.

[Borealis]

OK, little story here

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5012.png[/img]
Ai: Kudo, I can't stand it anymore. They just keep nagging about it.
Conan: OK, OK. I let them come with me.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5013.png[/img]
Conan: Ah, sorry, they kept asking to come along.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5014.png[/img]
Some adult: No, you can't come to a crime scene with a bunch of kids.
Ayumi: But why?
Conan: Oh, come on.
Genta, Mitsuhiko: *deathglare* But we want.
Ai: If you send them back and they keep annoying me, you are going to wish you were the victim in this case.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5015.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: IT WAS YOU!
Conan: Oi oi, that is going too far! (You can come along but I am the one to make the deductions)
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5016.png[/img]
Conan: ... and that is why I want you to make sure they don't get involved.
Jodie: Understood.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5020.png[/img]
Megure: Uh, you want us to get rid of the kids right now?
Takagi: But they are so cute.
Megure: What are you talking about?
Takagi: Wasn't my idea. That Haibara girl had a talk with me. You don't know how she can stare at someone. T_T

not especially funny, I know.

[sonoci]

Just putting a post her to say I'll do some captions later, just not right now. It's likely I'll edit them into this post

[Supernatural Delight]

Mitsuhiko: Then you put your right leg in.
Ayumi: Um, I don't think that's how you do the Hokey Pokey.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5370.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5050.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5024.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5021.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5023.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5022.png[/img]

[MDavid]

‎

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5370.png[/img]
Jirokichi: Hey! Hold on! That's my invitation to Conan's birthday party! Give it back!
Nakamori: No way, old man. This is now classified as E-VI-DENCE! You can come get it at the precinct in 2 weeks.
Jirokichi: But the party is in THREE DAYS! And you know how wild that kid's parties can get!
Nakamori: Well then you're gonna have to wait 'til next year!
Jirokichi: Are you insane?! Years in this universe have 7500 days! I don't think I'll last that long!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5024.png[/img]
Unbeknownst to everyone in the scene, Mitsuhiko was about to execute his plan to kidnap Ayumi.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5023.png[/img]
Conan *whispering*: ...And that's what Haibara checks out on the Net when she thinks we're not looking. No one tell her I told you this.
Haibara: I'm right here, you know.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5022.png[/img]
Megure: I still don't get it. Why would Sato and Takagi need to take their handcuffs back home with them? And why would they need an extra pair? I'm kinda confused here.
Agasa (thinking): Hoo boy. I hope he doesn't ask me to explain it to him.

[yamiangie]

Nakamori:I was chasing Kid first you can't cut me out of the plot like you did Hakuba!

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5012.png[/img]
Haibara: Wh-Where did your eyebrows go?
Conan: *sigh* Not again.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5013.png[/img]
The utter irony that the DB are finally serious and Conan's goofing off

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5014.png[/img]
Ayumi: Agasa, what do you mean by "Shinichi"?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5015.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: YOU are the culprit!
Conan: Wha-? Did they just solve the case?
Haibara: Wow. I knew you were losing your touch, but...

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5016.png[/img]
Conan: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jodie: ...No, probably not.
Conan: ... *sigh* No one ever is.
Jodie: Can you blame us? Your thinking is convoluted.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5020.png[/img]
Megure: I'm getting too old for this.
Takagi: And yet this is a murder case, you'd think you'd need to be older to deal with it better.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/dawww.jpg[/img]
Mitsuhiko x Genta
The signs are piling up, guys. I'm afraid.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/welp1.jpg[/img]
Mitsuhiko: Genta! Are you even wearing mitts!?
Genta: No.
Mitsuhiko: You're crazy! Your hands will freeze!
Genta: Well, they'll nip the dust at the same time as your ears, wise guy.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/LIKEABOSS.jpg[/img]
Conan: Hmmm, our three suspects of the day are all familiar. ...This should be interesting.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/THE_UNCANNY.jpg[/img]
Kaito thought that he was getting on Conan's nerves with the disguise, but in reality Conan was just getting self-conscious about his hair thing.

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/coolgay.jpg[/img]
The weirdest thing about these photos is
HOW DOES NO ONE NOTICE THEM BEING TAKEN?
Only the buildings have excuses.

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5370.png[/img]
Nakamori: NO TOUCHY.
Jirochi: What's with you?
Nakamori: YOU. THAT'S WHAT. Try to take my place as the Kid guy...I AM THE KID GUY.
Conan: ... *cough*

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5050.png[/img]
Eri: Conan, what are you doing?
Conan: *thinking* Whoops! Didn't realize this was the wrong bowtie...

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5024.png[/img]
It's really a wonder that anyone is ever surprised that Conan's plans work. They always do.
It'd be more surprising if they didn't work.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5021.png[/img]
I'd like to take this moment
To shed light on this wonderful relationship
Not in a pairing sort of way
But these guys are really close
I mean, look at the way they exchange glances
That's friendship right there.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5022.png[/img]
The moment when Sleeping Kogoro is revealed
Agasa: I knew it would happen one day.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5371.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova51.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova52.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova53.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova54.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova55.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova56.png[/img]

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5371.png[/img]
Sonoko: N-No...No way.
Maid!Kid: Wh-What?
Sonoko: It...It can't be.
Maid!Kid: Wh-What can't be?
Sonoko: But...there's no denying it. My Kid senses are tingling!
Maid!Kid: Wait, your what-
Sonoko: KID IS A WOMAN, NOOOO

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova51.png[/img]
Heiji: Okay, Okay, try again. You'll get it in this time, just aim your throw higher.
Sonoko: He's more immature than you.
Conan: I know. Sad, isn't it?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova52.png[/img]
For Kogoro, drunk driving is the only way he's a safe driver. While sober, he puts everyone at risk.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova53.png[/img]
Conan: Ugh! No no no! You're not getting it! Your eyebrows have to be symmetrical! And your eyes need to squint more! You're still caring too much!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova54.png[/img]
Haibara: What...are you doing?
Conan: What does it seem like? I'm on the phone with you.
Haibara: ...We're barely a foot away from each other.
Conan: Well, yeah, but-
Haibara: I'm not like your girlfriend, you know. You don't need to use a phone to speak to me.
Conan: That's just harsh.
Haibara: You brought it on yourself.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /ova55.png[/img]
The next present in the line was also Sonoko's.
...

[monsi]

Haibara: How many times do I have to tell you to "Ah Le Le" when pointing out a clue

Conan: But it's so hard, I can't stand it.

Haibara: You "Ah Le Le" now or I'll make you "Ah Le Le" for the rest of your life.

One of the funniest quotes ever!!  *lols literally*

[Citan]

Ayumi : "Hey Conan-kun? Why is there no back wall on your house?"
Genta : "Why are all those people out there?"
Mitsuhiko : "Oh god, are they watching us? ARE WE ON TV?!"
Heiji : "Uh.. Kudo? What's in the heck is going on?"
Conan : "I'm not sure... I think we might have broke the fourth wall."
Sonoko : "So.. any idea how we broke reality?"
Conan : "Gee, I dunno Sonoko... Maybe you should stop reading ahead and giving SPOILERS TO OUR OWN LIVES?!"
Sonoko : "Yeah... My bad. But we just found out who Bourbon is and..."
Conan : "SONOKO!"
Sonoko: "Oh.. right... Reality coming apart. Sorry."
Conan : "Ugh... I should never have told her about the interdimensional internet connection Professor Agasa invented..."

[Kleene Onigiri]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/5371.png[/img]
Sonoko: N-No...No way.
Maid!Kid: Wh-What?
Sonoko: It...It can't be.
Maid!Kid: Wh-What can't be?
Sonoko: But...there's no denying it. My Kid senses are tingling!
Maid!Kid: Wait, your what-
Sonoko: KID IS A WOMAN, NOOOO

When I saw that picture, I though about doing the same! XD