The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Mitsuhiko: "Now that we know about Sato..."
Ayumi: "You have to do everything we tell you."
Genta: "Even if that means letting us use your face in a meme."
Takagi: "Ok."
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Sato: "What's this I hear about blackmail? Takagi, did you say something you shouldn't have?"
Takagi: "Why do you always think I did something?!"
Sato: "You left me with the kids again."
Takagi: "..." *hangs up*

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Takagi told his side of the story. Sato opened her mouth to say something-
Megure: "What are you two doing?"

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Takagi: "How much have you heard?"
Megure: "What do you mean? Were you telling dirty jokes again?"
Takagi: "What?!" *looks at Sato*

Meanwhile...
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Kogoro: "Ahahahahaha! I've done it! I won the lottery."
Ran: "This is how he reacts to winning 1000 yen?" (that's about $12.75)
Conan: "I don't think he knows yet."

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Ran: "Conan, What are you doing?"
Conan: *Thinking* "Crap! It's Ran!" *To Ran* "N-nothing."
Ran: "Ahh! Is that a scratch off lottery ticket?"
Conan: "No!" *Tries to hide ticket*
Ran: *Snatches it away* "A million yen?! We're rich!"  (1million yen = $12,750 give or take)
Conan: "We aren't exacticly what you'd call 'rich'."
Ran: "Compared to how we usually are, right now we're pretty rich."
Conan: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
Ran: "I know I am."
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Megure: Hold on! You aren't supposed to kiss for the next few hundred episodes!
*shot by grammar police*

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Spoiler:
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Ran: Don't you think today dad is, dunno... Different?
Conan(thinking): It's not my fault if the inflatable isn't convincing enough... I had to do something to replace Kogorou while he's in a comma for tranquilizers overdose...
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Borealis wrote: Image
Megure: Hold on! You aren't supposed to kiss for the next few hundred episodes!
ahahahaha XD
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Spoiler:
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Takagi: Like this?
Ayumi: That's perfect.
Mitsuhiko: You sly dog.
Genta: Girls love the "kicked puppy" look.

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Satou: Takagi?
Takagi: *on phone* Yes-?
Satou: Can I speak with Conan?
Takagi: How did you know he-?
Satou: Well, he's not here, where else would he be?

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Megure: Hey! You two! No goofing off on the job!
Takagi: But I was so close!
Megure: No, Takagi! No exceptions!
Takagi: Aw, come on! Please? One more guess and I could get it, I swear!
Megure: Charades?
Takagi: Yeah-
Megure: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?

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When seeing what Takagi's new look was going to be like, Takagi and Satou had mixed reactions.
Takagi: What!? Are you kidding!? I look so...old!
Satou: *thinking* Damn that's hot.

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Ran: Conan, what is that? "Shin... +...Ran"? Is it some sort of math assignment?
Conan: Uh. ...Yes. Yes, it's a weird new math that you wouldn't no, pleasegonow.
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just what kind of shampoo is he using ?
a better question would actually be how much per day

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Borealis wrote: Image
Megure: Hold on! You aren't supposed to kiss for the next few hundred episodes!
That is too mean so for the fans of Satou x Takagi, this suggestion

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Megure: I hope your ready.
Satou: Do we really do it that much?
Megure: Well the fans have spoken.
Takagi: But is that not excessive?
Megure: They want this to happen, so it is going to happen.
Satou: Well if we must, we must.
Megure: They are waiting.
Takagi: Okay, do we do it here?
Megure: No, as the fan think that Ran and Shinichi need lessons in adult loving and relationship, you are going to teach
             them at their high school. Now hurry, or you will be late for the class you two are teaching.
Takagi & Satou: Sorry Sir. We got to run and get there fast. See You later. Thank you Sir.

Later at Shinichi and Ran's High School

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Satou: Oh no. I though we were going to be late and here we are at school and 15 minutes early.
Takagi: Well lets work on the lesson then.

Takagi leans in to kiss her

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Ran: Can you go slower, we not quite ready
Shinichi: Okay Ran. I am ready if you are.
Satou: Okay today's lesson - the right way to kiss ...
Taksgi: Any questions . . .
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Ran : "Hey Conan-kun! I'm back early! What are you up to over here?"
Conan : "ACK! Ran-Neechan! Uh... Nothing! I'm not doing anything!" *Thinking* "Oh shit! Oh shit! Back out! Back out!"
Ran : "Wait a minute... '0n3TruthPr3vails'? Why are YOU using SHINICHI'S Screen Name?"
Conan : "Oh.. uh... you see..." *Thinking* "Damn it! Too late!"
Ran : "...and who is 'ScienceGirl4869'?"
Conan : *Thinking* "I'm dead meat..."
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Gin : "L'Oreal! Because I'm worth it!"
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Citan wrote: Image

Gin : "L'Oreal! Because I'm worth it!"
XD I wondered if anyone was going to use that
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Citan wrote: Image

Gin : "L'Oreal! Because I'm worth it!"
LOL!!! XD
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Spoiler for lenght
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Ayumi: What did you find, Lassie?!
Ai: Wuff Wuff!

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Ai: Are you sure that noone will recoginse Herbie this way?

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Agasa: Conan, your meal is getting cold.
Conan: Just a minute...
Ai: Man, Conan has spent a lot of time in the internet since he found that forum...

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Ai: RobCon! There you are! We have been searching for you!

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Gin: *just got a ticket to a spicegirls concert* Hell Yes!

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Conan: You know what Agasa is going to do if he finds out you filmed him then
Ai thinking: Ohshitshitshit

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Ai thinking: OK, the whole copyright thing is going way too far.
*shot by grammar police*

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