The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

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Sonoko: Hey, I- I-*staring*
Conan: *Thinking* Damn! Not again!

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This was after 1st draft of the script for the last episode was released. However, the stunt doubles were unavailable so they had to practice with the actual characters. They were not as good.

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Ran: Conan, What are you doing?
Conan: I'm trying to read your mind. I have to know what you're thinking.

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Ran's thoughts: And then I'll ask his mom to take us to Vegas so I can marry him and we'll be a family!!!
Conan: ...

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My brother used to tell me stories of a girl with a magical horn and a not-so-great detective who ties his necktie around his forehead like a bandanna.

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Ran: How did he find out?!
Jugo: Stop updating your Twitter statues

[sstimson]

Conan: I must never let Ran find the Sonoko doll that I practice my voice throwing with

[Sato]

Kogoro: Banana peel!
Kids: Something to trip with if want not to hear horse racing.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[Aokochan]

Yukiko: Yes, I worked as an agent in an organisation where everyone dressed in black. And guess who was the boss? Yuusaku <3
Some of the people there weren't very friendly, but your dad always told me I was working for a good purpose. I left the organisation when you were born, although I miss a girl who was a friend of mine, and who curiously resembless my friend Sharon! ^_^
Conan: *thinking* Now how do I tell my mom that's actually the organisation I'm trying to defeat and whose boss I'm trying to capture? D:

[yamiangie]

That cruise?  I was thinking to screw the theme and go as Fujiko

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Sonoko: What are you doing in here squirt?
Conan: Gah! Haven't you ever heard of knocking?
Sonoko: Why bother to do that? You barely ever actually go to the washroom.
Conan: Well I am now so leave.

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When Conan finally got revealed as Shinichi to Ran and Kogoro, he took it in stride. Instead of using Kogoro as a dummy, he gave out cue cards for him and Ran to read from.
They were..."enthused".

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Ran: Well Conan? Do I have a fever?
Conan: No. ...But you do have a wig. ...This explains so much.

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Ran: I think I'll be an actress when I grow up. I mean, Yukiko does it and she looks like she has so much fun!
Shinichi: You'd think so, but that's acting too. She actually hates it.
Ran: Really? She really is a great actress!
Shinichi: *trololo*

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Yokomizo: Pft, me and my brother? We look nothing alike.
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Kogoro: ...Is...Is this real?

Spoiler:

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Shinichi: Aha! I thought so! You used my shampoo, didn't you?
Ran: *thinking* You should have expected this, Ran. You should have known it wasn't what you were thinking when he said "Ran, come into my arms".

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Ran: Shinichi, we're going to die!
Shinichi: Pft, come on. I've fallen plenty of times while doing this before and look how I turned out.
Ran: ...DEATH, EMBRACE MEEE
Shinichi: Thanks, Ran. Thanks a lot.

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Ran: HOW COULD YOU, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, SEND ME OUT THERE WHEN I THOUGHT THE WAY TO SAY "THANK YOU" WAS "FU-
Shinichi: I-I didn't think you'd actually-
Ran: WELL, I DID. AND NOW I HAVE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO USE THAT PHRASE YOU ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME.

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Yukiko: Hey, Shinichi. Why don't I go into the organization undercover? It'd be a great way to test my acting skills.
Shinichi: ...Uh, yeah, sure. That'd also be a great place to test your immunity to bullets. Spoilers: it's not very good. ಠ_ಠ

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Yukiko: Got your nose.
Shinichi: Ah! Don't do that! You know I need that for my detective work! How else am I going to identify poisons and drugs?
Yukiko: *thinking* I can't believe he wants to be a detective but still falls for this.

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Sharon: Ah, my younger days. ...I was a real looker back then.

[Supernatural Delight]

Ran: I'm not feeling so good.

Conan: Let me feel your head.

Ran: Okay.

Conan: *thinking* I knew it! She has horn extensions!

[Citan]

Sonoko : "Oops! Sorry Squirt! I didn't realize... Hey... That birthmark looks familiar!"
Conan : *Thinking* "Crap! Wait, how does she even recognise my... DOUBLE CRAP!"

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[Misaki-chan]

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Takagi: OM NOM NOM NOM

[sstimson]

Note: The below is not meant to be funny, It is meant to show some feeling about the great service that DCTP has done, and also the belief that in time, they will again release anime. Note I am not saying that will for sure happen, just I believe something as great as DCTP can not be keep down forever and will come back stronger then ever. Thanks DCTP and we will be waiting for your return ( to the anime part ) in the future. Yes I know DCTP is not completely dead, but a great deal of them is going away for a possible long time. Time for the long distance relationship? And yes Manga is better then nothing.



Conan: I just learned something terrible! A person who looks like GIN just paid for and bought FUNimation, who produces,
            markets, and distributes  anime and other entertainment properties in the United States and international markets,
            but that is not the worst. Since DCTP was getting too close to figuring out who Anokata is and the real name of the
            BO and as this was a threat to the BO, while they could not stop it, they could slow it down, and thus DCTP was
            served a cease and desist order to slow down the process.
All:      No more weekly DCTP english Anime for a long time

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Kogoro: Shut up or I'll beat you!
Conan: *thinking* Ugh. You know, it's almost a good thing he threatens me. That way I don't feel bad for knocking him out all the time.
Takagi: Shouldn't we...do something?
Satou: Nah.

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Shinichi: Peh. There's no mystery in this. It's just stupid romance.
Ran: *sigh* Remind me why we didn't leave him behind?
Yukiko: I really don't remember.

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Ran: Wh-What are you doing?
Shinichi: Oh, nothing. I just was checking...it looks like your eye color changed.
Ran: P-Probably just the lighting.
Shinichi: Your face is red too.
Ran: Y-Yep. Weird. .///.

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Conan was trying to figure out the mysteries of the horn
But Ran woke up
MISSION ABORT

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Ran & Kazuha: *thinking* Man, Hattori/Heiji and Conan get along so well... I'm jealous...
*GASP*
Wait...
Ran: *thinking* If I get rid of Hattori-
Kazuha: *thinking* If I get rid of Conan-
Ran & Kazuha: *thinking* Then he will be mine!

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Conan: Geez, what are you talking about? I'm not hiding in the closet. I'm at the Detective Agen-
Haibara: I can hear you behind the door.
Conan: Well **** then.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[sstimson]

Sorry I got DMCA on my mind



Satou: Are you kidding? I am suppose to bring in the DB's for copyright infringement of Kamen Rider?