The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

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Sonoko: Heeey, Shinichi, aren't you jealous of me right now?
Conan: Wh-Hey! What do you think you're doing? That-Wait--NO, I mean-!!
Ran: Oh my gosh! It actually worked! He slipped up! Great idea Sonoko, now let's go get him!
Sonoko: ...I think we should stay here a bit longer <3

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Conan: *thinking* I would honestly tell them that those clothes don't suit them, but at this size they'd kick my ass.

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Woman: Tennis racket, meet stalker!

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Closet Shinichi fangirl: One day, I'll meet him <3

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Ran: HAIDOKEN
Man: HWUA

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Sonoko: Look what I have~
Ran: *gasp* A Shinichi collectible card?
Sonoko: Yep. I'd give it to you, but I'm thinking of giving it to Makoto since I can't think of a gift for his birthday-
Ran: I will help you shop! Just give it to me!

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Conan: I don't believe it. Ran, you've actually killed a man.
Sonoko: Peh, he deserved it.
Kogoro: Still, murder isn't exactly an easy thing to ignore.
Takagi: Eh, we can let it slide.

[Memesu]

Spoiler: Pics

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 583

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LMAO Takagi

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[Borealis]

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Somebody had compared Takagi and Sato to Carrot and Angua.
The other Police Officers were not amused.

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Shiratori: Don't look at me like that. It isn't my fault the animation is off.

[Aokochan]

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Everyone's reaction when they found out Kobayashi is an AyumixConan shipper. (I know Genta's reaction doesn't make much sense, but he's just thinking about eel, as always)

[ShinRan4ver]

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Conan: Hah. And Haibara laughed at me when I said she should make an APTX patch :3


Conan just looked in Haibara's closet.
He is regretting it. Badly.


Ran: Yeah. That long.
Conan: Wow...I didn't think I was that bad at act-Wait! You mean you knew when you pulled me into the bath...?
Ran: Gosho isn't the only troll >:3


Behold - the Phoenix Wright parody where Ran is the defendant, Eri the lawyer, Conan as Maya and Shinichi as Mia.

Spoiler:

Haibara and Conan: What's that over there? *both watching incoming projectiles headed at the other's head*


Ayumi's reaction was expected upon seeing a picture of Older Conan (aka Shinichi) but Mitsuhiko and Genta were harder to explain.


Takagi: ...I know that smoking kills, but do people really still smoke when they're already dead?
Guy 1: We're not dead.
Guy 2: Yeah, there's just so much smoke that we look like ghosts. Idiot.
Guy 3: *smoker's cough*


Shiratori and Kobayashi decided they would try to make Conan and Haibara more like the other Detective Boys.
Kobayashi very clearly failed.

Shiratori thought that he had at least gotten Conan, but then Haibara explained that that was just his default expression.

Spoiler:

Haibara: Wow, that must be painful to watch for any romantic comedy idiot who had to wait 600 some episodes to even make a move on a girl. Good thing none of those guys are around.
Mitsuhiko: Yeah, that would suck for him.
Conan: Haibara, that is just mean.


Shiratori: You see, I used to be the actual protagonist of this show, but I was too quick to make my moves on the girls so I was replaced.
Kobayashi: I see-Wait, too quick to-Did you just hit on me indirectly?
Shiratori: Yep.
Kobayashi: Hot damn, you are good.


Shiratori: Wait a second, you said that that face was Conan's default expression, but he's not doing it. Did you lie to me?
Conan!Haibara: No, she didn't.


All: I hate Monday mornings.

OR

The Detective Boys just had Haibara tell them a story.
Haibara: I told you you wouldn't like it.
Genta: Not even eel could cheer me up.
Mitsuhiko: Does anything have a point anymore?
Ayumi: Is life worth living?
Conan: *default expression* Eh, heard worse.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 585-586

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[sonoci]

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Conan: *thinking* ...Wow, so much for keeping a low cover. ...I have more reporters on me now than I did as Shinichi...

OR

Conan: Why do you all have the same cameras? And...sir, are you recording that woman's back?
Sir: I KNEW IT! They all laughed at me, but I knew this plan would get him to talk to me!

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Jirochi: Go! Go my minions! Make my deepest fantasy come true!
DB: Uh...Awaaaay...?

OR

Conan and Haibara - never conforming, not even here.

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Ayumi: Noooo! Conan! Kid knocked him out! *thinking* Thank you, Kid~<3

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Jirochi: New method of finding out who's Kid - knock everyone out with a hammer.
Nakamori: Uh.

OR

Jirochi: Stop, Hammertime!
Nakamori: Uhhh.

OR

Jirochi: I've decided that I don't need the Kid to make it to the front of the paper. Instead, I'll accomplish my goal under the headline 'Crazed Millionaire Murders Inspector with a Hammer'!
Nakamori: UHHH.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 585-587

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[Sato]

Haibara: You know, you're a dead meat.
Conan: Well I rather you slap me than smash me around like Hulk.
*then receive three hard red slaps in face and nose*

[Memesu]

Spoiler: Pics again

[Borealis]

Ran: Conan-kun, what are you doing?
Conan: We haven't had any murders for a whole week so...

[redangelran]

Ran: Conan-kun, what are you doing?
Conan: We haven't had any murders for a whole week so...

I knew it~ that's how conan keeps the ball rollin'

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Conan: Whoo. *thinking* You know, if one BO member were even to get a little curious about Haibara from this, I could be dead. ...Somehow, I don't care.


Nakamori: Aha! To catch Kid...I have to think like Kid!
...........................
TROLOLOLOLOLO


Haibara: *thinking* Hah, that's right Kudo. That's what you get when you peek at my panties.
Ayumi: Is he breathing?


Haibara: Stop that.
Conan: Stop what?
Haibara: That thing you do. You know: when it looks like someone else will be the hero for once and then at the last second you show up.
Conan: Well, it is Detective Conan-
Haibara: It'll be Defective Conan if you do that one more time. Especially when I'm starring.

OR

Conan: Haibara! Haibara! The floor...it speaks to me.
Haibara: ...Allllllll right then, I can toss that antidote recipe out the window.


Conan: I need that knife to complete my collection! It's the only one I lack!

Spoiler:

Conan: Giddy up little doggy!
Kogoro: Grrrrrrr


Sonoko: Wait, "new challenger appears"?
Ran: Who's "TheORIGINALSilverBullet" supposed to be?
Jodie: *thinking* Really Shuu? At a time like this?


Ran: Is this better?
Kaito: Oh...Little lower-Ahhhh, yeah, that's the spot.
Ran: All right Kid, the deal was to give you a massage. Have I earned the right to get your knowledge on where Shinichi is?
Kaito: Uh...Another minute will do *thinking* S*** I forgot about that.


It's at times like these, when Conan smiles, that you must be the most careful. Either he's manipulating the hell out of you, or he's going to do everything in his power to manipulate hell into you. ...Preferably you'll have him use you like a puppet. Far less scary that way.