The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[ShinRan4ver]

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[Aokochan]

Spoiler: screencaps from 568-569

[Jecka]

Spoiler: all these pics

Mitsuhiko: You see? This is why fat kids can't sit in the back!
Genta: It's not like I wanted to be fat, I was drawn this way.


Shiratori: That's no excuse. You and Inspector Megure could stand to lose a few kilos.

.....

Megure: Conan, you're such a tattletale.
Conan: Hey, I'm six what do you expect from me?


Haibara: Let me guess. You're kidnapping us so you can ransom us off. Then you'll get married and move to Vegas and make it big.


Ran: Sorry Shinichi. There are 5x more books here than at the library. And the class has to finish their research papers.


Everyone: Conan can TELEPORT??!!
Haibara: *thinking* I thought we already established that. Oh wait, they weren't there.

[ShinRan4ver]

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Everyone: Conan can TRANSPORT??!!
Haibara: *thinking* I thought we already established that. Oh wait, they weren't there.

I think the word you were looking for is  Teleport

2 From Episode 528-529, some Mother-Daughter pics.

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Haibara: Didn't you do this caption already?
Conan: I...honestly don't know. I really can't keep track anymore.


Haibara: Whoever this Bourbon guy is, you seriously need to find him fast.
Conan: Wha-O-Of course, but...what's with the sudden reminder?
Haibara: If you don't, the stupid arc will last more than 5 years.
Conan: You're kidding.


Conan: *thinking* Haha! This plan is perfect! ...It'll just take a s***load of time to unfold. Other than that PERFECT.


Sonoko: Oh...Oh my gosh. Did...Did Shinichi really-?
Ran: Yep, that's his number.
Sonoko: "I just hope that Ran doesn't start getting suspicious again-" is he cheat-
Ran: No, keep reading.
Sonoko: "Though she really doesn't have reason to after the School Festival." What? What's that supposed-
Ran: Go on.
Sonoko: "After all, me and him were side by side and everything was kept under wraps. So there's nothing to worry about, right?" ...Oh god, does this mean-?
Ran: Yes...Shinichi and Heiji are in a relationship.


Conan finally got so bored of elementary school one day that he stole some of Ran's homework to do.
Everyone gathered around and watched him zip through it like it was nothing.
Kobayashi was impressed.


Eri: Don't worry Ran, when the inevitable divorce between you and that Shinichi occurs, I'll be there for you.
Ran: ...Mother.


*after Eri heard about the confession*
Eri: LET ME GO. I'M DELETING THAT BOY'S NUMBER FROM YOUR CELL PHONE AND THAT'S FINAL.
Ran: Noooooooo! You can't!


Somebody farted and they're trying to figure out who it was.
Shiratori hopes that no fingers start pointing his way.


Megure: All...All right, I've been working out and eating less all week like you told me to. How is it?
Conan: Hm, better. I'd say keep going 'til the end of the month at least and then check back with me.
Conan helps the police, even with their dietary plans.


Conan: Uh, you tw-
Haibara: Wait. I think it'll be fun to wait and see how long it takes for one of them to open their eyes and look at the road to see that truck coming at us.
Conan: ...And by fun you mean fatal?
Haibara: What could be more entertaining?


When Ran finally saw Shinichi in person again, she got all ready to tell him how she felt.
Ran: Sh-Shinichi, I-I...
Shinichi: Y-Yes?
Ran: I...I really...I really like y...yo...
Shinichi: ...L-Like...?
Ran: Your house!
Shinichi: My-
Sonoko: -house?
Ran: Y-Y-Yeah! It-It's so roomy! Just the right temperature too!
Shinichi: O-Okay. Uh...Thanks? .///.
Sonoko: ...Oh brother. -_-;


Everyone: What's this desk doing all on its own!? I thought our desks were lined up in pairs!?

[ShinRan4ver]

More Mother-Daughter Pics from 528/529

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[Jecka]

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Everyone: Conan can TRANSPORT??!!
Haibara: *thinking* I thought we already established that. Oh wait, they weren't there.

I think the word you were looking for is  Teleport

O.O you're right. It's because I originally had it as transport my bad. I'll change it now

[Jecka]

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Ran: Mom! Your glasses! D-does this mean...?
Eri: That's right. I'm the one who taught Conan.

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Eri: Isn't that right?
Conan: *thinking* There's no way I'm telling her the truth.

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Ran: Mom!
Eri: How many times do I have to tell you? Don't stand so close to the camera or your face will stay that way.

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Eri: And that's how you turn on a Windows desktop.
Ran: Cool, can you show me anything else?
Eri: That's the furthest I got in my PCs for Dummies book

[sstimson]

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When Ran finally saw Shinichi in person again, she got all ready to tell him how she felt.
Ran: Sh-Shinichi, I-I...
Shinichi: Y-Yes?
Ran: I...I really...I really like y...yo...
Shinichi: ...L-Like...?
Ran: Your house!
Shinichi: My-
Sonoko: -house?
Ran: Y-Y-Yeah! It-It's so roomy! Just the right temperature too!
Shinichi: O-Okay. Uh...Thanks? .///.
Sonoko: ...Oh brother. -_-;

Oh so close and yet so far

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changed and added to
When Ran finally saw Shinichi again, she got all ready to tell him how she felt.
Giving Shinichi a Huge Hug
Shinichi slowly recovering from Ran's crushing Hug.
Ran: Sh-Shinichi, I-I...
Shinichi: Y-Yes?
Ran: I...I really...I really like y...yo...
Shinichi: ...L-Like...?
Ran: Your house!
Shinichi: My-
Sonoko: -house?
Ran: Y-Y-Yeah! It-It's so roomy! Just the right temperature too!
Shinichi: O-Okay. Uh...Thanks? .///.
Sonoko: ...Oh brother. -_-;
this part is added
Shinichi: Oh Ran. I was planning a movie night and want to know if . . .
Sonoko: Come on now. Don't choke
Ran:  Yes Shinichi.
Shinichi: well since you love me ... I mean my house, maybe you could . . .
Ran:  Yes Shinichi.
Shinichi: You could maybe come to my ... my ... my movie night.
Ran:  Yes Shinichi.
Shinichi: and ... maybe ... maybe ... spend ... spend the night?
Sonoko: Can I come too?
Ran: Don't you got to get that tanning bed of yours fixed?
Somoko: Oh ... That right ... I guess I can't come after all
Ran: Well I would like to see your house again.

[angelranchan]

Spoiler:

Haibara: Didn't you do this caption already?
Conan: I...honestly don't know. I really can't keep track anymore.


Haibara: Whoever this Bourbon guy is, you seriously need to find him fast.
Conan: Wha-O-Of course, but...what's with the sudden reminder?
Haibara: If you don't, the stupid arc will last more than 5 years.
Conan: You're kidding.


Conan: *thinking* Haha! This plan is perfect! ...It'll just take a s***load of time to unfold. Other than that PERFECT.


Sonoko: Oh...Oh my gosh. Did...Did Shinichi really-?
Ran: Yep, that's his number.
Sonoko: "I just hope that Ran doesn't start getting suspicious again-" is he cheat-
Ran: No, keep reading.
Sonoko: "Though she really doesn't have reason to after the School Festival." What? What's that supposed-
Ran: Go on.
Sonoko: "After all, me and him were side by side and everything was kept under wraps. So there's nothing to worry about, right?" ...Oh god, does this mean-?
Ran: Yes...Shinichi and Heiji are in a relationship.


Conan finally got so bored of elementary school one day that he stole some of Ran's homework to do.
Everyone gathered around and watched him zip through it like it was nothing.
Kobayashi was impressed.


Eri: Don't worry Ran, when the inevitable divorce between you and that Shinichi occurs, I'll be there for you.
Ran: ...Mother.


*after Eri heard about the confession*
Eri: LET ME GO. I'M DELETING THAT BOY'S NUMBER FROM YOUR CELL PHONE AND THAT'S FINAL.
Ran: Noooooooo! You can't!


Somebody farted and they're trying to figure out who it was.
Shiratori hopes that no fingers start pointing his way.


Megure: All...All right, I've been working out and eating less all week like you told me to. How is it?
Conan: Hm, better. I'd say keep going 'til the end of the month at least and then check back with me.
Conan helps the police, even with their dietary plans.


Conan: Uh, you tw-
Haibara: Wait. I think it'll be fun to wait and see how long it takes for one of them to open their eyes and look at the road to see that truck coming at us.
Conan: ...And by fun you mean fatal?
Haibara: What could be more entertaining?


When Ran finally saw Shinichi in person again, she got all ready to tell him how she felt.
Ran: Sh-Shinichi, I-I...
Shinichi: Y-Yes?
Ran: I...I really...I really like y...yo...
Shinichi: ...L-Like...?
Ran: Your house!
Shinichi: My-
Sonoko: -house?
Ran: Y-Y-Yeah! It-It's so roomy! Just the right temperature too!
Shinichi: O-Okay. Uh...Thanks? .///.
Sonoko: ...Oh brother. -_-;


Everyone: What's this desk doing all on its own!? I thought our desks were lined up in pairs!?

sonoci~ <3

Spoiler: random imageS

[sstimson]

[quote="angelranchan"][/quote]

Ran Plan: for more open the spoiler

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Ran: I just need to climb this fence and thus I will be the only one in Shinichi Heart



Korogou: So how did the fence climbing go? Did you find a way into Shinichi Heart?
Ran: I found a huge field, but no sign of how to enter Shinichi Heart.



Korogou: It was rumorred that I got into your mother heart by learning to fly.
Korogou: I am trying to get back by learn again how to fly



Ran: I hope this flight goes smooth



Conan: So how was your flight?



Ran: Well I threw my self at the ground, but failed to miss it.



Conan: If at first you fail, and fail, then keep trying even if you fail again. You just need to fail to fail



I Wish I was getting this talk from Shinichi. Conan keep talking about failure.



Conan: Watch closely as I fail to fail. Here I go!

Well Ran is trying to get into Shinichi heart. To see if she successes keep reading 

[Borealis]

Ayumi: Oh my god, it's a body!
Conan: NOT AGAIN!


After Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish:
Kogoro: So you got your hair like that around Conan because you get hor...
Ran: Watch your mouth, mister!

[Silver1412]

After Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish:
Kogoro: So you got your hair like that around Conan because you get hor...
Ran: Watch your mouth, mister!

NYAHAHAHA!!!! That is GREAT. Seriously ~nya.

[IHKF]

After Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish:
Kogoro: So you got your hair like that around Conan because you get hor...
Ran: Watch your mouth, mister!

FINALLY! XD SOMEBODY SAYS IT!

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: Ruff! Ruff! Bark!
Ran: I think our guest missed the beware of Conan sign.

Conan's odd behavior was due to another experiment that Haibara performed on him.