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[Schillok]

So, anyone still trying to claim that Sonoko and Haibara are completely different?

[ProfParanoia]

So, anyone still trying to claim that Sonoko and Haibara are completely different?

I always felt the girl from Taxi Driver was like Clarice Starling.

[doublemoonlight]

So, anyone still trying to claim that Sonoko and Haibara are completely different?

by reaction to this can be sumed up by one word ( FACEPALM)

[rpgplayer00]

Ran: You promised me if I let you "Do that" You would let me off with a warning.

Bartender: ?

[sstimson]

Ran: Officer Takagi, I am starting to get mad. At all these CRAZY FANS. They make the
most CRAZY claims. Some of them like me and Sonoko, and (Blush) Kazuha having
(censored) fun might be possible but they see the BO in everything. If it is not the BO,
then it is the dead coming back to life. Our teacher was teaching us something called Occam's razor. That is summarized as "the simplest explanation is most likely the correct
one". It is very likely all their CRAZY theories will come back to haunt them and make them
looks like complete FOOLS.

    The Next thing you know they will start saying that I am a BO agent sent back in time from
a HORRIBLE future to change history to make sure that Shiho and Shinichi get married and have
fifteen kids. Oh before I forget, Sera is a past me sent forward in time to help destroy the world
and help kill Conan who really is THE BOSS of THE POLICE who is trying to take over the world.
And the BO are really good Aliens trying to Prevent the end of existence. Gin is really Shinichi
from a different time line sent to make sure that Vermouth who is me from a GREAT future, and
Mitsuhiko who will disappear and the Mitsuhiko ( Ten years older in the current time line )
who returns is really Shinichi as the GOD Gosho wanted him to be.

    I mean when you look at these truths that I just stated, you will realize how DUMB theories
are about Akai being alive ( it really Akemi who alive); that Bourbon exist ( he does, he is Gin's
favorite soup.); Okiya  being important to the plot (he is never seen again. The time police picked
him for time tampering); Sera being important ( she only for a season. her leaving leaves a whole
lot of new DUMB theories {she the BO BOSS, She Hairaba MOM, she Shinichi MOM, she my REAL
mom. she is Akemi, she is Akai}). It funny to watch GOD Gosho pretend to follow one of their CRAZY
theories only to CRUSH their hopes and dream so bad that they never recover and can no longer
have normal lives.

    GGGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler:

result

Spoiler:

Ran: Sorry Officer Takagi

[Mah Boi]

*jaws theme starts up*


chiba: he dude? are you sure you will be ok? i mean...you could fall
takagi: dude. i have survived burning buildings, getting beat up with a baseball bat, and being shot. i can do this.

Spoiler: manga

girl (idk her name...): wow! she is really sweet, sera is. she gave you flowers again? thats the third time this week!
Ran: yeah...she said they are for her admirer...so i give them to my dad. she admires him right? *nervous giggle*

Takagi: no no! its ok! this is a fan fiction right? i can take conan out on a date!
ran: IDIOT! THIS IS IN CANON NOW!
conan: i...dont think many people would-
ran: THEY DO CARE!

[kentasaiba]

Kudo: Cho...chotto, Ran you are going to marry Shiho? Whats with me?
Ran: uhmm.... Heiji maybe?

[Wakarimashita]

Kogoro is hiding because he doesn't want to be seen in the worst episode (566) in the history of DC.