The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

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Sonoko: *sigh* Finally, you two are going to get together! Now my fanfiction won't be in vain~
Ran: F-Fan...?

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Conan: Man, that was unfair, getting a confession that way. ...At the rate things are going too, I might have to burst out some tears to get an answer.
Haibara: ...Pft. You, cry? It'd be more likely to see Gin in a tutu.
Conan: I guess you're right. If I cried, Ran would probably have to propose to make it even...and get pregnant.

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Secretly, Conan is a nightmare fetishist. Why else would he love to be around murders so much?

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Takagi: U-Uh...I can explain.
Megure: Takagi you...You're a vampire! But...how can that be? You've never sparkled!

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Ran: See, I told you.
Sonoko: Huh, I'll be damned. That @$$ is pretty fine for a kid his age.
Conan: This is so wrong on so many levels.

[ShinRan4ver]

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[sonoci]

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Conan: Oh no! The door's been blocked! It's not like I'm small enough to totally crawl under the barriers and get out-Oh wait, I'msmallenoughtototallycrawlunderthebarrierandgetoutrenderingthiswholethingPOINTLESS.
Kaito: ...No need to be mean about it.

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Kaito: And you guys said no one could control the weather. Little did you know, I have connections.

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Ayumi: This is going to be so fun!
Mitsuhiko: Yeah! Searching nonstop with no rest whatsoever for treasure!
Genta: Underwater treasure!
Conan: *thinking* I wonder how long it would take to swim back to Tokyo.

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Ran: What? Shinichi sent me flowers?
Sonoko: So that guy isn't tasteless after all.

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Mitsuhiko, after realizing that people are often annoyed by the DB, tries to break away from the group to increase his popularity.

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Mitsuhiko and Genta were pumped when Yaiba was getting a card game similar to Yugiohs. Unfortunately for them, just like Yugioh, the game makes no sense.

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

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Sonoko and Ran: *Scream!! _(obviously)*
Ran: "Someone do something!"
Sonoko: "Here." *Hands Conan to her* "Use the brat as a sheild."

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Takagi: "Alright, I'll admit it. I'm jealous of Kaitou Kid's popularity."

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Conan: Wha-how-what have I ever done to you?
Kaito: You stole my good looks.

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Kaitou: *chuckling*
Jirokichi: "Who's there?"
Kaitou: "It is I, the ghost of the first Kaitou Kid."
Nakamori: "What do you mean 'the first'? 
Kaitou: "Oh-uh. *Disguises voice*Pay no attention to the theif in white clothing.

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Ran: Conan is...No way!
Sonoko: Hmm..The plot thickens

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After 14 years of perfecting the many uses of his glasses, Conan realized night vision would be very useful in parking garages.

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"Heh heh. Now's my chance to run away to Vegas with Haibara."

[ShinRan4ver]

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[Jecka]

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Ayumi: Thank you for these soft towels
Conan: Look how beautiful I am with my long flow-y hair

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Conan: Seriously? We're playing Texas Hold'em. Put your clothes back on.

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Sonoko shows Ran the next new dance step.

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Sonoko: We'll be leaving soon!
Mitsuhiko/Ayumi: Jump down Genta!!
Conan: Oh hell no.

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Ayumi: Wahh! When's it my turn?
Genta: Can someone push me?!
Mitsuhiko: I'm going to learn how to fly!!
Ai: Damn that Kudo; leaving me with the kids.

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Before 1994, before becoming a PI, Kogoro had no worries of being in poverty.

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That feeling you have when you're living your last half-hour as a 6-7 year old AND a 17 year old

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Kogoro's reaction when he learns he will never get to see anyone but Eri for the rest of his life.

[ShinRan4ver]

601- Kappa case

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Kogoro: Hmm, Right Hook?Left Hook?Roundhouse Kick?? What should I do lol?

[Callid]

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Conan still hasn't figured out at which time the house was killed...

Hey, I mean it's death+house+clock! Obviously, the question is the time of death of the house

[Citan]

Kogoro : "Oh no! That man is dead!"

Shinichi in Ran's Body : *Thinking* "I have to act like Ran. What would she do in this situation? ...Oh, right." *Screams*

*Just looked to me like Ran was dressed like Conan with the bowtie and jacket.*



Ran : "Look! Look! I made a drawing of Shinichi! What do you think?"
Kogoro : "Oh! It's, uhh...."
Yamamura : "You should stick to Karate."
Kogoro : "Definately."
Ran : "You two are so mean!"
Yamamura : "You know, this is all valuable time I could be spending worshipping Kogoro-sama."

[ShinRan4ver]

More from 601

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[sonoci]

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Conan: How I manage to sweat through my hair like that is beyond me.

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Sonoko: ...and then, when Shinichi's fainting like this, you charge in, catch him, and confess your love!
Ran: I-I don't know, that sounds extreme.
Sonoko: It's to make up for the wait! Wait much longer, and you'll have to ask him to marry you!

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Sonoko: Sorry, no more people can fit on without it sinking.

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Haibara: Hey, where did Edogawa go?
Conan: *off somewhere else* Hah, this time, you're stuck with them Haibara!

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Hm, I wonder what he's thinking about?

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Death: Do you have any ideas yet?
Conan: I'm getting there.
Death: Well, hurry up. I've got another appointment here soon and I wouldn't want to overwhelm you or anything.

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As an April Fools joke, Agasa put a thorn in instead of a tranquilizer dart.

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For a while, Gosho tried out the concept of Detective Ran. It really wasn't working much with how scared she was of the bodies, the screams were deafening the viewers.
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They tried to fix the problem by making her mute, but it didn't really help at all.

Spoiler:

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Kogoro: CRANE KICK

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Ran: AHHH, I'VE NEVER LIKED LOTAD OR ITS EVOLUTIONS!

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Ran: Uh...I'm...sorry about your pillow, sir. I had a bit of an...interesting dream.

[ShinRan4ver]

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Conan just destoryed the cute meter.

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[sstimson]

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Help! We're trapped in a Jackie Chan movie as extras.

[Supernatural Delight]

Takagi & Megure sit back, relax, & enjoy the Detective Conan puppet show.

[Jecka]

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An American live-action version of Detective Conan?!

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OH, THE HORROR!!