The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Nice work Sonoci, the Conan O'Brain Joke cracks up to no end.
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Conan: Yeah, I hit the ceiling with that kick! ...And my leg probably shouldn't go at this kind of angle.
Hades: You just kicked one of the bombs! We're going to die!

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Conan: ...Oh god Dad, at that angle you look like I would if I grew up as Conan. You have no idea how much that scares the crap out of me. Having a mustache, being a troll...and worst of all...wearing a sweater-vest.

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Conan: Dad, why don't you show up more often? I mean - yeah, okay, I told you I don't want to leave Japan and - sure, America's awesome, but...don't you think you should care a little bit more about your son? Hell, you don't even phone in and check on me. For all you know, I've been dead five months.
Yuusaku: We're supposed to be the fun parents that let you do what you want, remember?
Conan: "Parents that let you do what you want" is a paradox, dad. Honest to pofa, it's a paradox.

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Minerva: *muffled* What are you doing?
Ran: I-I'm sorry! When I was telling you that story about Shinichi I began to picture him ahead of me where you're standing and then I started to move forward but I realized it was you and I couldn't do that, I mean you're a woman I barely know so I had to do something to stop myself and my hands came up and now this is awkward and AAAAAAAAAAAH
Kogoro: *thinking* Oh god, for once I know how she feels when I do something stupid in public.

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Haibara: Don't get mad at me, Kudo, it was your mom's idea to try a Placebo experiment.
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Ran: Shinichi you sound like you're on fire.
Shinichi: It can't be help. What I need is shower and hope I won't tripped on my pants. It's bad enough to be smoking for not resting from talking.
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Haibara: Always the Kamem Yaiba toys
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Mitsuhiko, Ayumi, Genta: Haibara look scary with light on!
Haibara: Very funny, Conan. Can someone give me red contact lens and yellow flash light to scare him into depths of insanity.
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^ayumi: why are my hands so small?!
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Ok I want to try ;D :
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Jecka wrote: Ok I want to try ;D :
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@Jecka: xD Good one \o/
Spoiler:
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Mitsuhiko: Whoa, this Kudo Shinichi guy is amazing! So famous that he's got a Wikipedia page!
Conan: *smug smile*
Haibara: *thinking* Idiot.
Ayumi: You should try looking up some of us!
Genta: Eh, I already did that. There wasn't anything except for stuff on Conan.

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Conan: *sigh* I wonder if they'll ever get tired of Yaiba?
Haibara: Of course. I mean, look. Now they're into Power Rangers.

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Haibara: You still haven't bought me that wallet.
Conan: W-Well, you have no idea how embarrassing it is to go into one of those shops...
Haibara: Just say you're buying it as a gift.
Conan: ...That's the embarrassing part.

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Ayumi: Oh cool, that game sounds awesome!
Mitsuhiko: Yeah! Haibara being a cool scientist that snuck out of a dangerous organization and Conan secretly being a genius!
Ayumi: Can we play too?
Both: Uh-Guuuuuuhhh *thinking* We probably should stop talking about that stuff around these kids...

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DB: EXPLORING~
Haibara: You guys, wait!

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Ayumi: Where did Mitsuhiko and Genta go?
Conan: I saw that gleam in your eye, Haibara. What did you do?
Haibara: Nothing you need to concern yourself with. In fact, it's more of a favor for you, really.
Conan: That just makes me worry more.

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Conan: Damn it, I missed the knob.

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Conan: Oh god, the irony.

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Ayumi: I can't believe Conan was caught. What are we going to do without him?
Mitsuhiko: How are we going to escape?
Genta: How are we going to eat?
Haibara: *thinking*Man, Kudo wasn't lying when he said they couldn't function without him.

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Haibara: I thought it be more bearable to get caught myself but LOLICONS D:
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Mitsuhiko: What's with those dogs & that little girl?
Ayumi: Isn't that Carface?
Genta: Car who?
Ayumi: Guys, we got the wrong vent.
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Spoiler: First 5
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I don't even have a caption for this one, it just looks wrong :V

...Hm, maybe
Guy in the back: You'd better come down here! I've got a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it!

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While Conan was off solving another arbitrary case, the DB infiltrated the BO. They were doing a surprisingly good job.

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Ayumi: Don't you think we should turn that light off?
Genta: Huh, why?
Mitsuhiko: Yeah, I can't read without it.

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*Conan taps the badge*
Ayumi: ...Conan, I know you're probably telling us something awesome to get us out of the situation, but you got to know - we're not crazy smart like you.
Mitsuhiko: Yeah, I don't think any of us know Morse Code.
Genta: Morse Code? I thought this was Braille...

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The DB set of the wrath of Haibara
Genta: Oh god, she's really gonna get us!
Ayumi: Ai, we're sorry!
Mitsuhiko: Conan, that traitor! He ran off to safety and left us here!
Spoiler: So on
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Conan: Phew. It's a good thing you guys untied us in time.
Haibara: If you weren't so incompetent to fall victim to your own kick, this wouldn't have turned out the way it did.
Ayumi: Really is a shame about the duct tape. Here I thought I'd finally have Conan to myself.

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During a group photo, Haibara blinked.

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Conan: Guys, we've gotta be careful.
Genta: What, why? You're not tied up anymore.
Conan: Yeah, well...this one is more dangerous.
Mitsuhiko: What, why?
Conan: He's the only one to ever defeat me, my only adversary.
Haibara: *fake gasp* Oh that's right! He can open doors! We're doomed!
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Conan: Okay, Haibara, that's just uncalled for. ...Seriously, you don't have to ham up your acting that much.
Haibara: I'm not acting anymore...I think I feel one of Them.
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Conan: One of Them, huh? .................better than that other guy.
Ayumi: ...I'm beginning to think hiding in one of the lockers would have been a better idea than hiding right here.
Spoiler: So fourth (:B)
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Haibara's reaction upon hearing Conan went down to her room.
She fears that he'll find...that.

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Okiya: Hello, kids. What a surprise that you're here.
Conan: Why-
Okiya: Am I here? Well, you see-
Conan: No, why do you only have one lens in your glasses?
Okiya: ...Why do I only have one button on my coat? Why doesn't it have a hole to fit into on the other side? Why don't I show up more? ...The world is full of "why"s young man. It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have them.

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Haibara: *sigh* One day you're an intriguing, new, dark character, the next...you're making curry for the Detective Boys. Such is character "development" I guess.

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After everyone complimented her curry, Haibara became very tsuntsun.
Haibara: It...It's not like I wanted you guys to enjoy it or anything.
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from Lupin III VS Conan...which I just saw..just now ;D
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Ran: Conan, what are you-?
Conan: MEOW!~
Ran: Wh-Conan, you should get down-
Conan: Ribbit!
Ran: Conan, what's wrong with you!?

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Conan: Who knew Kogoro would get so mad about me stealing the last candy.
Kogoro: I'll shoot him, I will.

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...How is it that the Princess, who's lived a life of solitude, is less afraid of a gun than Ran, a girl who practically sees guns and dead bodies every day? :I

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Kogoro: Nya-Nya-ne-nya-nya!

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Ran: How dare you two leave me alone! Do you have any idea what I just went through?
Conan: Uh, obviously not.
Kogoro: Yeah, the kid's right. We weren't there, remember?
Conan: Obviously we won't have an idea what you went through.
Kogoro: Obviously.
Ran: Fist. Ready. For. Destruction.
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