The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Callid]

Conan: I have discovered that the culprit is a lolicon. Now we only need a bait...
Ai: Eh...?

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

After Haibara and Conan switched bodies
Haibara: Fascinating! Kudo, we've got to experiment!
Conan: Wh-What? Uh, can't we just figure out how to get back to norm-
Haibara: No! There's too much I need to test! For instance, what would it be like to kiss myself?
Conan: ._. H-Haibara you...you pervert. ._.

OR

*same scenario*
Haibara: *thinking* Hot damn, I'm gorgeous.


Ran: Wait a second... Why do I have dejavu when I look at you Conan? It's like I'm remembering something. ...Wait, dress-up, 2nd grade, Shinichi-
Conan: Oh sheet!

Conan: Sorry Ran

Conan: I've been taking karate for such an occasion

Conan: ..............................................
.........................f*** it didn't work.


CONAN used HEADBUTT!
It was super moe!
RAN is hurt by the cuteness!


Ayumi: I just wet myself!
Everyone else: *speechless*


Conan: Haibara, is that my laptop?
Haibara: ...Yeah. Kudo, why do you have all these pictures of these ugly women? If it's pictures of a woman you need, you need to know I'm always available.
Conan: H-Haib-
Haibara: Always.
Conan: ..........................Haibara those pictures are for a case I'm working on.
Haibara: ...........................
........I'm still available.

[eva]

Spoiler:

After Haibara and Conan switched bodies
Haibara: Fascinating! Kudo, we've got to experiment!
Conan: Wh-What? Uh, can't we just figure out how to get back to norm-
Haibara: No! There's too much I need to test! For instance, what would it be like to kiss myself?
Conan: ._. H-Haibara you...you pervert. ._.

OR

*same scenario*
Haibara: *thinking* Hot damn, I'm gorgeous.


Ran: Wait a second... Why do I have dejavu when I look at you Conan? It's like I'm remembering something. ...Wait, dress-up, 2nd grade, Shinichi-
Conan: Oh sheet!

Conan: Sorry Ran

Conan: I've been taking karate for such an occasion

Conan: ..............................................
.........................f*** it didn't work.


CONAN used HEADBUTT!
It was super moe!
RAN is hurt by the cuteness!


Ayumi: I just wet myself!
Everyone else: *speechless*


Conan: Haibara, is that my laptop?
Haibara: ...Yeah. Kudo, why do you have all these pictures of these ugly women? If it's pictures of a woman you need, you need to know I'm always available.
Conan: H-Haib-
Haibara: Always.
Conan: ..........................Haibara those pictures are for a case I'm working on.
Haibara: ...........................
........I'm still available.

loL XDD
luv you sonoci  you make the best ones

Spoiler:

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

After Kogoro said to Ran "If drinking is so bad, why doesn't god smite me?" he was due for an unexpected response


Sonoko: Boys and girls of every age~
Wouldn't you like to see something strange~?

(cookies for anyone that gets the reference)

Oh yeah

I'd like to know what episode Creeper!Conan is from. I don't recall one all that recently where he doesn't have his glasses *other than the case where he knocks himself out, but in that one he was wearing pink*

[aly_angelflight]

Spoiler:

After Kogoro said to Ran "If drinking is so bad, why doesn't god smite me?" he was due for an unexpected response


Sonoko: Boys and girls of every age~
Wouldn't you like to see something strange~?

(cookies for anyone that gets the reference)

Oh yeah

I'd like to know what episode Creeper!Conan is from. I don't recall one all that recently where he doesn't have his glasses *other than the case where he knocks himself out, but in that one he was wearing pink*

Thanks for the cookies, sonoci~ (And it really does suit the picture... XD)

[redangelran]

Spoiler:

After Haibara and Conan switched bodies
Haibara: Fascinating! Kudo, we've got to experiment!
Conan: Wh-What? Uh, can't we just figure out how to get back to norm-
Haibara: No! There's too much I need to test! For instance, what would it be like to kiss myself?
Conan: ._. H-Haibara you...you pervert. ._.

OR

*same scenario*
Haibara: *thinking* Hot damn, I'm gorgeous.


Ran: Wait a second... Why do I have dejavu when I look at you Conan? It's like I'm remembering something. ...Wait, dress-up, 2nd grade, Shinichi-
Conan: Oh sheet!

Conan: Sorry Ran

Conan: I've been taking karate for such an occasion

Conan: ..............................................
.........................f*** it didn't work.


CONAN used HEADBUTT!
It was super moe!
RAN is hurt by the cuteness!


Ayumi: I just wet myself!
Everyone else: *speechless*


Conan: Haibara, is that my laptop?
Haibara: ...Yeah. Kudo, why do you have all these pictures of these ugly women? If it's pictures of a woman you need, you need to know I'm always available.
Conan: H-Haib-
Haibara: Always.
Conan: ..........................Haibara those pictures are for a case I'm working on.
Haibara: ...........................
........I'm still available.

these are hilarious sonoci!! XD

[Silver1412]

Thanks for the cookies ~nya! One of my favorite songs... How could i not know that reference?

[sonoci]

This was a random idea. It was quite some time ago :X

[Silver1412]

This was a random idea. It was quite some time ago :X

The last panel... NYAHAHA!!!

[Female Apprentice]

Conan: Mitsuhiko has got a crush on you and I don't want him to suffer anymore. So you go and hold hand with him at once ...!
Ai: What the hell?! or *Shinichi is so handsome o.0 *


Conan: Haibara, there's a call from the professor. You must hurry and help him with his ...
Ai: Leave me alone, must stalk people at facebook with my super-mini mouse on my super-mini mousepad ...

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: Haibara the Professor is on the phone he wants to.... uh are you on Twitter?
Ai: Yes, why?
Conan: Well um it's just a little shocking. Um who is Nmbr1SpcGrlFn & why are you following them?
Ai: It's Gin.
Conan: Oh.

[Callid]

Conan: Haibara the Professor is on the phone he wants to.... uh are you on Twitter?
Ai: Yes, why?
Conan: Well um it's just a little shocking. Um who is Nmbr1SpcGrlFn & why are you following them?
Ai: It's Gin.
Conan: Oh.

That gives a totally new meaning to Haibara's "Follow" ability...

[Female Apprentice]

Conan: Haibara the Professor is on the phone he wants to.... uh are you on Twitter?
Ai: Yes, why?
Conan: Well um it's just a little shocking. Um who is Nmbr1SpcGrlFn & why are you following them?
Ai: It's Gin.
Conan: Oh.

That gives a totally new meaning to Haibara's "Follow" ability...

That's actually better than mine xD

[Kleene Onigiri]

Conan: Haibara the Professor is on the phone he wants to.... uh are you on Twitter?
Ai: Yes, why?
Conan: Well um it's just a little shocking. Um who is Nmbr1SpcGrlFn & why are you following them?
Ai: It's Gin.
Conan: Oh.

That gives a totally new meaning to Haibara's "Follow" ability...

XD

[Sato]

Haibara: You owe me this, Kudou
Conan: I already agree to your condition. I will buy a closet of bags for you. If I caught you swinging bags at culprits and B.O. I swear I tell Ran you lust after Shinichi not Conan.