The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Conia]

Spoiler:

Conan: Oh Ran, Ran, wherefore art thou Ran!
Kogoro thinks: Should I tell him that play was intended as parody?
(totally not just popped up because of a discussion in a certain thread ;P)

[Memesu]

Spoiler: pics

*Wonders how long it will take until someone uses that certain reference*

[Citan]

Gin : I finally have you... Kudo Shinichi!
Conan : Wha?! Gin?! So you disguised yourself as Ran to get close enough to kill me?!
Gin : Uh... yes, let's go with that...
Conan : Uh huh... you just wanted an excuse to crossdress didn't you?
Gin : ...Yes.
Conan : Thought so... perv.

[Borealis]

Spoiler: captions

Kid: Time for some Fanservice for the Shinichi-fangirls


Ayumi: Ohw, we are in a bad drawing stile again.
Mitsuhiko: Well, Genta shouldn't have eaten the producer's bento
Genta: I'm sorry


Photographer: Could you guys please stretch your hands outside of the window? ThanksCheese*makes photo*
Conan, Kid: Whut?


Shinichi thinks: Oh my god, her shiny glasses are scaryer than mine! And at first try!


Ran: What were you doing to my horn when I was asleep?!


Ran: YOU IDIOT! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PARODY!!

[Callid]

Conan: Now that my plan to lure you into this isolated bathroom has been a complete success, Kaito, I can finally...

(Fill in whatever you like best )
(Though KaiShin, in one way or another, will probably be the most used variant XD)

[Conia]

^ ... ask you: *puts on Kid bandana* Can I have your autograph, please please please?! I'm your biggest fangirlboy!

[Mareliini]

MOAR PICS

Spoiler:

I watch those filler episodes way too much now >___>

[Aokochan]

^ ... ask you: *puts on Kid bandana* Can I have your autograph, please please please?! I'm your biggest fangirlboy!

LOL!

Spoiler:

Conan: Sonce they are KID fans, they do this too much...

Conan:How did Kogoro manage to transform my bowtie into these binocles?And why am wearing a skirt?

Kogoro: The drawing is good, but the horn needs to be improved!, so I give you a 6 out of 10.
Conan:Whaaat?? I deserve at least a 9, if we compare it to your drawing:

[Conia]

Mitsuhiko: OM NOM NOM
Genta: *Checks script* Oi, Mitsuhiko, you stole my line.



Ayumi: We know you're Vermouth or Anokata, reveal yourself!
Genta: Confess your crimes!
Conan: .... Guys, how did you.... ?
Mitsuhiko: We read Haibara-san's secret diary, WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
Conan: .................... (Why didn't I think of it before?!)



Kogoro: *Stares*
Conan: *Stares*
Kogoro: *Stares*
Conan: *Stares*
Kogoro: *Stares*
Conan: *Stares*
Kogoro: *Blinks*
Conan: Ha! I won! \o/

[Supernatural Delight]

If you wanna know why I haven't been on for a few weeks this caption will answer that question right away.



Ai: What do you mean the Doctor is in Japan? Do you know how much time, money, planning, & trickery it took just to get to London?
Conan: The Doctor can travel through time & space why did you think he was going to be in London?
Ai: Because he is always in London! I am stuck here while the Doctor is in Japan!!!



Conan: We know you are hiding food Ayumi.
Genta: We have been stuck on this island for 2 months where did you find food?
Ayumi: I was the one who stole your lunch, it has been keeping me alive these past couple months.



Later that night while going on a walk the Detective Boys spotted another person stranded on the island. With Genta's lunch entirely eaten all except Conan figured this might be the last meal they ever have.



Mitsuhiko bit off more then he could chew.

[IHKF]

Ayumi: I didn't MEAN for it to happen. Conan told me he loved so so... But when he left I was still obsessed with him when Mitsuhiko came along and...
Then Genta-kun came to comfort me after Mitsuhiko left and...

(Cheers and a big w00t to whoever gets that reference.)

[sstimson]

Ayumi: Sorry Boys. I love Sonoko!

[Apprentice of Shiho]

Ayumi: I didn't MEAN for it to happen. Conan told me he loved so so... But when he left I was still obsessed with him when Mitsuhiko came along and...
Then Genta-kun came to comfort me after Mitsuhiko left and...

(Cheers and a big w00t to whoever gets that reference.)

Mama Mia?

And just so I don't seem like I'm going off-topic:

Conan: Did you really think getting rid of Ai would get me to fall in love with you more? I mean, have not seen how all of those cases have turned out?
Ayumi: But she said you were actually a High School student and that our love would be shunned by the rest of society...
Mitsuhiko: It all makes sense now!
Genta: I'm hungry!

[sonoci]

Spoiler: Captionss

Kaito: Hellllllo, this is your captain speaking.
...
...
...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Observe the Detective Boys in their natural habitat. While away from Conan, their animation quality drops.


Kaito: ...Is that cloud...waving back at us?
Conan: Whoa, I think it is.


Shinichi: *thinking* POFA, POFA, WHAT DOES SHE WANT? WHY ARE HER GLASSES SHINING SO SCARILY? WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO TO ME? ;A;
Ai: *thinking* .........pofa, I need a tan.


Ran: WEAR THE PANDA SUIT
Conan: Hu-What!? You're STILL hung up on that?


Ran: YOU BURNED MY FACE
Conan: *thinking* Note to self: Agasa's latest gadget - bad idea.


Conan: ...Mitsuhiko...what are you-?
Mitsuhiko: I heard that if you bit a dead person the right way, they come back to life!
Conan: ...*to Ayumi* I TOLD you not to let him read Breaking Dawn! ( )


Ayumi: You mean, MEAN man!
Genta: We'll get you good!
Mitsuhiko: Where's his wallet?
Conan: ....Guys, he got the last tickets to the Yaiba movie, fair and squa-
DB: WE SHALL NOT GIVE UP


Conan and Kogoro are both high out of their minds
Kogoro: What's that, what's that buddy? Off in the distance!
Conan: I don't know, all I can see from here is a mountain of dandruff!
Both: HYUK HYUK HYUK
Ran: ...I...don't know if I should be happy they're bonding or...afraid. ...Just...afraid.


Conan: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? <3
Kogoro: ...Damn, you really can't resist that panda suit.


When Kogoro asked Gosho for a drawing of a pretty girl, he was highly disappointed.


Kogoro: You know what? I quit.


Kogoro: ...Ran, I don't know about this. Video game simulation...
Ran: You'll be fine.
*LATER*

Ran: Mr. Guyincharge, what are you making him do? He sounds like he's in pain!
Guyincharge: ...Believe me, he's not
Kogoro: POFA YES


Conan is not amused

OR

Pout.


Ran: Dad! Move your arm more to the right and you'll get the Conan!
Conan: ...the bloody 'ell?


Satou: What happened to you?
Takagi: Chiba thought it'd be funny to draw red circles on my face.
Satou: Let me see *scooches closer*

Satou: ...That...is not marker.


Ayumi admitted to being Anokata and promised not kill anyone if Conan became her husband. ...And by husband she means slave.

...

...What do you mean "There's no difference"?


Mitsuhiko: Geez Ayumi, we go out on a limb to-
Ayumi: HEEEHEEE!
Genta: Seriously! You could at least applaud us for-
Ayumi: STOP. STOP. I, PFT, I CAN'T BREATHE


Mitsuhiko
and Ayumi Man
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[oxen221]

Mitsuhiko: I can't believe we are GOING to NeverNeverLand!!!

Ayumi: Forget Conan, I love YOU Peter PANNNNNN!!!