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So this how it goes. First you say : If you give [put a noun here] [put another noun here]... The next person will give the outcome of what happens. I based this out of the book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

If you give Bob 5 bucks... 

...then Bob steal will steal $20.

If you give a cat a mouse...

...the two will become best buds.

If you give little girls a lollipop...

...their father takes them to "test" them for poison.

If you give a boy a dog...

... the boy will be eaten.

If you give someone a time machine...

Yuri Iwamoto wrote:... the boy will be eaten.

...they will go get antiques and sell them for a profit.

If you give a rocket scientist a bike...

... the bike fill fly to mars.

If you give a girl a closet to narnia...

...then she'll use it for firewood.

If you give a cat a catfish...

... the catfish will eat the cat.

If you give a mermaid legs...

...she'll trip and fall.

If you give a wizard a rock...

Then you will get Captain Marvel and Black Adam.

If you give poison to an evil man.

...he'll sell it on the black market for a huge profit.

If you give Kogoro a dog...

... he will throw it out of the window.

If you give Ran proof of Conan's real identity then...

Conan's dead body will be found in an onsen.

If you hype DCTP releases...

..then the DC fandom will lose their minds.

If you give a witch an apple...