Calling Anokata

[Kleene Onigiri]

Since I had lots of fun creating Interviews with Anokata in it, I thought it's good for making it into a forum game
Basically, write a scenario where any character (from DC or from another series etc.) calls Anokata in which his "identity" will be revealed or similar.

Something like this:

Eisuke: Yes! I got a cellphone with Anokata's number on it! Let's see who this Anokata is! *calls*
Anokata: I pity the fool who just called me!
Eisuke: ... Mr. T? O.O

Ethan: ... *calls Anokatas number*
Anokata: Hello! This is  Black Crow Pizza delivery service. We deliver your pizza in a murderous fast time! What would you like to order?
Ethan: ... what the....


Post your ideas!

[Yurikochan]

Shinichi: *calls Anokata's number*
Anokata: *answers* Who is this?
Shinichi: Hi, I'm calling for...
Anokata: SHIN-CHAN! <333
Shinichi: M..om...
Anokata: *realizes he called on the BO's line* ...


Ran: *somehow figures out the number*
Anokata: *answers and is totally drunk*
Ran: Otou-san!
Anokata: *hiccups*

[CoolKid94]

Conan: I know Haibara said not to, but I have to know!
*phone rings*
Anokata: This better be good! I'm in the middle of eating my eel!
Conan: ...
Anokata: I'm hanging up...
Conan: (calls the cops on Shinichi's phone) Inspector Megure, I'd like to appropriate a warrant for the arrest of Genta Kojima.

[IHKF]

Conan: I know Haibara said not to, but I have to know!
*phone rings*
Anokata: This better be good! I'm in the middle of eating my eel!
Conan: ...
Anokata: I'm hanging up...
Conan: (calls the cops on Shinichi's phone) Inspector Megure, I'd like to appropriate a warrant for the arrest of Genta Kojima.

That's epic! XD

[sstimson]

Even though this is a little off topic , the base idea should be ok

Heiji: While Haibara may have told Shinichi not to call the seven children number, she never said a thing about it to me.
Heiji: Finds a Pay Phone and dials the number.

Phone: Please deposit 5,000 yen. Thank You

Heiji Deposits the money.

Phone: I sorry, but you must first dial a one when dialing this number.

Heiji hang up, dials a one and then the number, then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I sorry, the number you dialed is out of service. Please check your number and try your call again.

Heiji hang up, Find out which digit he miss dialed, dials a one and then the number. then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I sorry. The party you have dialed is either out of the area or has the phone off. Please try your call later.

Heiji: Now I understand why Haibara told Conan to forget trying to call that number. But I will try one more time.

Heiji hang up, dials a one and then the number, then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I Sorry. That number has been disconnected. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check your number and try your call again. This is a recording.

[Commi-Ninja]

Even though this is a little off topic , the base idea should be ok

Heiji: While Haibara may have told Shinichi not to call the seven children number, she never said a thing about it to me.
Heiji: Finds a Pay Phone and dials the number.

Phone: Please deposit 5,000 yen. Thank You

Heiji Deposits the money.

Phone: I sorry, but you must first dial a one when dialing this number.

Heiji hang up, dials a one and then the number, then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I sorry, the number you dialed is out of service. Please check your number and try your call again.

Heiji hang up, Find out which digit he miss dialed, dials a one and then the number. then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I sorry. The party you have dialed is either out of the area or has the phone off. Please try your call later.

Heiji: Now I understand why Haibara told Conan to forget trying to call that number. But I will try one more time.

Heiji hang up, dials a one and then the number, then before being told to put in 5,000 yen does that as well.

Phone: I Sorry. That number has been disconnected. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check your number and try your call again. This is a recording.

So that's how the BO is funded!