Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Abs.]

Btw, do you guys mind if I ask for your names? If you do, then it's fine

DUN DO EET IS TRAP!

Seriously, Detective Tommy's been going on about this for forever.

It's a little...  unsettling.

[Vylash]

[quote="Parkur"]
[quote="PhoenixTears"]
[quote="Parkur"]
[quote="PhoenixTears"]
[quote="Yurikochan"]
I know you kidnapped me earlier, but let me just tell you. Udgey=AWESOME!

Speaking of which...

Hey, Parkur, you know way back then when you kidnapped Yuriko and I tried to come to her rescue but you put that weird collar thing on me? It seems to be stuck. You should tell me how to take it off [s]before we kill you.[/s]

you have to close your eyes before you can take it off, and just ignore the ticking sound you hear, and be sure to stick around for 10 seconds or so

Oh, so it's a bomb? Okay. *calls the bomb squad*
[/quote]with what phone?
[/quote]Does it matter? Just know that I have a phone.
[/quote]damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find 
[/quote]

By the way, YOU HAD NO GUARDS! You kidnapped a princess! Who does karate. *pushes hair back*
[/quote]*enters sexist mode* shouldn't you be learning how to cook, instead of karate? *exits sexist mode*

[PhoenixTears]

damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find  :'(

It's amazing what a little bit of bribery will get you these days.

Btw, do you guys mind if I ask for your names? If you do, then it's fine

DUN DO EET IS TRAP!

Seriously, Detective Tommy's been going on about this for forever.

It's a little...  unsettling.

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

[Detective Tommy]

DUN DO EET IS TRAP!

Seriously, Detective Tommy's been going on about this for forever.

It's a little...  unsettling.

I'm not forcing them, I'm just wondering. My names Tommy.

By the way, YOU HAD NO GUARDS! You kidnapped a princess! Who does karate. *pushes hair back*

You're not a princess... that was a dream.

So would that make Kogoro, Gin and Akai's son they adopted out the boss?

Yup. I will take over the Org. I mean the BO are gone forever! Yay?

[Abs.]

Btw, do you guys mind if I ask for your names? If you do, then it's fine

DUN DO EET IS TRAP!

Seriously, Detective Tommy's been going on about this for forever.

It's a little...  unsettling.

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

Except for the princess  

[Detective Tommy]

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

So mean D:

[Vylash]

damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find  :'(

It's amazing what a little bit of bribery will get you these days.

but you had no money...what did you bribe them with? *thinks* ...oh my...  :-[

[PhoenixTears]

Except for the princess  

Oh, did she not? I must've missed that. *will protect Yuriko from Tommy regardless*

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

So mean D:

:P Hi, I'm Phoenix. You must be new here.

damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find 

It's amazing what a little bit of bribery will get you these days.

but you had no money...what did you bribe them with? *thinks* ...oh my... 

How can you be sure I had no money? They didn't do the body search after all.

[Yurikochan]

[quote="PhoenixTears"]
[quote="Parkur"]
[quote="PhoenixTears"]
[quote="Parkur"]
[quote="PhoenixTears"]
[quote="Yurikochan"]
I know you kidnapped me earlier, but let me just tell you. Udgey=AWESOME!

Speaking of which...

Hey, Parkur, you know way back then when you kidnapped Yuriko and I tried to come to her rescue but you put that weird collar thing on me? It seems to be stuck. You should tell me how to take it off [s]before we kill you.[/s]

you have to close your eyes before you can take it off, and just ignore the ticking sound you hear, and be sure to stick around for 10 seconds or so

Oh, so it's a bomb? Okay. *calls the bomb squad*
[/quote]with what phone?
[/quote]Does it matter? Just know that I have a phone.
[/quote]damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find 
[/quote]

By the way, YOU HAD NO GUARDS! You kidnapped a princess! Who does karate. *pushes hair back*
[/quote]*enters sexist mode* shouldn't you be learning how to cook, instead of karate? *exits sexist mode*
[/quote]

*KICKS AGAIN*

[Eve]

damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find  :'(

It's amazing what a little bit of bribery will get you these days.

but you had no money...what did you bribe them with? *thinks* ...oh my...  :-[

:O

[Vylash]

Except for the princess  

Oh, did she not? I must've missed that. *will protect Yuriko from Tommy regardless*

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

So mean D:

:P Hi, I'm Phoenix. You must be new here.

[quote="Parkur"]
damn guards don't even know how to do a proper body search these days, good help is so hard to find 

It's amazing what a little bit of bribery will get you these days.

but you had no money...what did you bribe them with? *thinks* ...oh my... 

How can you be sure I had no money? They didn't do the body search after all.
[/quote]those greedy jerks can detect money a mile away

[Yurikochan]

By the way, YOU HAD NO GUARDS! You kidnapped a princess! Who does karate. *pushes hair back*

You're not a princess... that was a dream.

[/quote]
Just go contact Ao-nii!

Yup. I will take over the Org. I mean the BO are gone forever! Yay?
[/quote]

*KICKS TOMMY*

[xpon]

then i demand a prep role.. so at least i can know my role before you lynched me!!!!!!!!!!!

[Detective Tommy]

Except for the princess  

Oh, did she not? I must've missed that. *will protect Yuriko from Tommy regardless*

I'm not xpon...

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

So mean D:

:P Hi, I'm Phoenix. You must be new here.

Hello. I'm Tommy, you must be old here?

[Yurikochan]

[quote="Detective Tommy"]
Btw, do you guys mind if I ask for your names? If you do, then it's fine

DUN DO EET IS TRAP!

Seriously, Detective Tommy's been going on about this for forever.

It's a little...  unsettling.

Psh, I think we all just ignored that anyway.

Except for the princess  
[/quote]

I didn't mind telling, I told them in my intro anyways. But I hate my name and prefer not to use it.