Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Conia]

Also: omg you have a signature Abs.! This is not normal!

Indeed!

What Abs. won't tell is that this is not his first signature Not to mention his text avatar wasn't always empty

a con, eh?

maybe that's why he went after conia.

That's probably it! Either that or he's just a big pervert and doesn't discriminate between age/gender.

You know, I kind of feel sorry for Abs., finding out that xpon is his father and all...

W T H ?

Conia didn't tell you? Well... this is awkward.

Very awkward. Even I knew.

xpon was the only one who didn't know.

I mean, I know they were both drunk, but I didn't know they were that drunk.

Well, they were drunk enough that conia doesn't remember any of it... But I figured that after finding out, conia would at least tell xpon about it. But, then again, if I were in conia's position, I probably wouldn't either.

How would I explain it to the little alien guy?

[Yurikochan]

I mean, I know they were both drunk, but I didn't know they were that drunk.

Well, they were drunk enough that conia doesn't remember any of it... But I figured that after finding out, conia would at least tell xpon about it. But, then again, if I were in conia's position, I probably wouldn't either.

So is conia the female? Or should I say conina?

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

I knew *sig*

It's even bolded! Hard to miss.

Fixed that for ya.

Oh, thanks!
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[Eve]

How would I explain it to the little alien Horrible Pervert guy?

Fixed

[Eve]

@ Yuriko, there are known cases of girlfriend with another Girlfriend

[Vylash]

* has awesome memories of super paper mario*

Pretty sure that was a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED for Commi, then.

there we go  <3

[Conia]

@ Yuriko, there are known cases of girlfriend with another Girlfriend

It is not this case... Unless I suddenly became your Little Sis.

[Abs.]

*adds LotionParkur to the harem*

[PhoenixTears]

What Abs. won't tell is that this is not his first signature Not to mention his text avatar wasn't always empty

Yeah but it's the first time I've seen Abs. with a signature, so it still counts as not being normal to me.

How would I explain it to the little alien guy?

True. That would be a pretty nasty shock to him.

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

*adds LotionParkur to the harem*

I better send his name to nomemory and have her add him in, then.

[Vylash]

*adds LotionParkur to the harem*

[pofa]

The only truth here is that Abs.'s new [s]cry for attention[/s] sig is trying to get me killed. I think I'll arrest it once I get my police role for this round.  >:(

Be careful, don't pull a pofa and accidentally PM the BO your role.
Wait, oops!

I'm just kidding..

*PMs Gin, CC'd to Kleene* "I, Shiratori, will arrest the mafia stats table, Akonyl, and Abs.'s new signature for killing pofa on Night 1."

Will: "Lol I told Gin and Kleene my role."

Day 1 lynch results:
26--Kleene
1--Gin

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

That household needs at least three adults.

[Conia]

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

[Detective Tommy]

The only truth here is that Abs.'s new [s]cry for attention[/s] sig is trying to get me killed. I think I'll arrest it once I get my police role for this round. 

Be careful, don't pull a pofa and accidentally PM the BO your role.
Wait, oops!

I'm just kidding..

*PMs Gin, CC'd to Kleene* "I, Shiratori, will arrest the mafia stats table, Akonyl, and Abs.'s new signature for killing pofa on Night 1."

Will: "Lol I told Gin and Kleene my role."

Day 1 lynch results:
26--Kleene
1--Gin

LOL, I guess we're all going to lynch Kleene? Even her BO alliance is mad at her.

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

That household needs at least three adults.
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That household needs more than three adults.

[Yurikochan]

@ Yuriko, there are known cases of girlfriend with another Girlfriend

I don't think that is the case dear sister in law :p

[Vylash]

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*gets out his shotgun*

[Eve]

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*gets out his shotgun*

*Starts the new tank*