The poster above you's deepest darkest secret

[Detective Prince]

Phoenix knows this because she is my son Luke.

[KainTheVampire]

Prince wants to marry the hairy cute creataure (that i don't remember the name of ^^'' D:)

[PhoenixTears]

Chewbacca?

Kain only knows this because she did marry Chewbacca, then found out later that Prince was incredibly jealous.

[KainTheVampire]

uh-oh when did this fact come out?

Phoenix knows that because she is Chewbacca! you told everyone! damn you! i want a divorce!

[Akonyl]

kain's actually an ewok.

[Tanner-kun]

akonyl is a death walker.

[PhoenixTears]

Xcommando is cave troll.

[KainTheVampire]

Phoenix knows this because she's a cave-woman

[PhoenixTears]

Wait, am I a cave woman or your soon-to-be ex-husband, Chewbacca? I'm confused.

Kain is actually a very happy vampire.

[KainTheVampire]

i am you will be a cave-woman as soon as the divorce-papers are ready! *fills paper and hands to you* sign it! i'm sure that you cheated on me too while you were on it! D:

Phoenix is actually sad because i'm going to divorce her

[PhoenixTears]

Fiiiiiiiiine. *signs papers* There. Divorce is final.

i'm sure that you cheated on me too while you were on it! D:

And who would I have cheated on you with?

Kain is sad about the divorce, too.

[KainTheVampire]

ofc i'm sad! you're my husband or wife... or whatever XD D:

Phoenix cheated on me with Luke just because he's human! *cry* sign the papers now you cheating jerk! argh! >.<

[PhoenixTears]

Phoenix knows this because she is my son Luke.

Phoenix cheated on me with Luke just because he's human! *cry*

Now I'm really confused.

Kain likes to mess with peoples' heads. She enjoys seeing everyone around her confused.

[KainTheVampire]

um... yes you're cheating on me with yourself... not XD

Phoenix cheats on me with her father then o.O

[Commi-Ninja]

Kain was married to someone very strange....