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just say i wish and the next person grants it in any twisted way they want

Ex: i wish for a 100" tv
     wish granted its 100" wide and 2" long


ill start i wish funi would dub more case closed

Your wish is my command, my Master.  However, all the characters will now be voiced by Vic Mignogna.

no wish ok granted you get nothing and are now homeless

i wish for a genie in a lamp

sure, but about that lamp...
well maybe there's a lamp in there somewhere. I just wanted to post the butt genie comic.

I wish to gain amazing artistic abilities.

granted but you can only paint frogs

i wish for i drivers licens

it's someone else's license, which you got when you killed them. Now you're gonna be in jail for life if you're ever caught!

I wish humanity could colonize other planets right now.

Your wish is granted, however all of this colonization will be underwater.  (Hey, that's what happens when you don't specify planets...  )

Here's one:

I wish for world peace.  (Oh, how I love the cliches.)

yes world peace... on mars should of speciyed the planet  :P

i wish for a car (thanks for the licence akonyl)

Here you go! I wish they'd stop releasing remastered episodes of DC and start releasing more manga-based eps.

the will not remaster Washington dc and will now publish manga at the white house

i wish for 1 real noun stolen or maked doller bill

As you wish!
I wish for this wish not to come true.

your wish is granted. As a consequence, a paradox is created, and the universe is undone. Thanks a lot. Jerk.

I wish that I had a minor superpower with no downsides.

Your wish is granted.  You now have Common Sense.  ("So rare it's a super-power!")

I wish for a cookie.

You get a fortune cookie...which says that you will be hit by a falling piano if you eat it.

I wish for summer vacation.

Your wish is my command.


I wish I can teleport!