Grant a wish game

[Hanakochan10]

Granted. However, when you see it, you crack under the pressure and permanently forget how to use it.

I wish the internet here in Portland wasn't so freaking slow!

[Raifuujin]

Granted, but now it is so fast that the advertising sites put more and more ads where they shouldn't and they are impossible to escape from.

I wish my friend was more active on the forums.

[Jefufuh]

Granted. You're spammed with PMs.

I wish I could concentrate better :/

[Iwamoto Yuri]

granted, from now on you can only concentrate on one thing for the rest of your life (so if you see a butterfly, you will just be able to concentrate on that butterfly for the rest of your life)

I wish to be able to draw backgrounds

[redangelran]

Granted, but now, you cannot draw anyting but backgrounds anymore~

I wish I do not have to go outside until new year

[blurfbreg]

And now you can't ever go outside. A thief came into your house at night and broke your arms and legs when you resisted his/her burglary.

I wish I can get better from this cold/flu/whatever is hurting my throat and making my nose stuffy.

[Raifuujin]

Ok, your current illness is healed, but an undiagnosed one came after it and no medicine seems to work....

I wish Funi would get some way of continuing Case Closed. (Even if I hate the name changes, it would be better than not having even close to half the anime series available. :/)

[blurfbreg]

Funi got caught up to the Gosho Aoyama in the span of 5 years, because you sold your family and their distant relatives away (and the countries that they live in and those surrounding them) to finance the project. Of course, there's the dub problem. Shinichi sounds more like Ayumi in the original version (and hardly like the Ayumi in this new version); Haibara sounds so deep she might have been smoking tobacco for the last 60 years of her life; Ran's voice squeaks now and then while talking about how much he wants Shinichi back and then smack him on his head.

I wish the weather would be warmer where I am (without changing the world's climate).

[Silver1412]

Granted, your house is burning.

I wish I didn't have to step out of my house to go shopping, but have food magically appear from the air. (It's REALLY cold here!)

[phreak_91]

Granted, but it's all food that you hate.

I wish Silver would stay around this time instead of leaving for months at a time again.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but I'm ranting about Hetalia so much, you start wishing I would leave.

I wish I didn't have weird dreams.

[cinnamoroll]

Granted, but you can never dream again nice or weird stuff!!!!!

I wish my car could get fixed right now for free!!!!!

[Silver1412]

Granted, but someone steals it.

I wish I didn't have to go to work ever again and still be rich.

[phreak_91]

Granted, however you realize you actually enjoyed work and now wish you had a job again.

I wish the dog would walk himself.

[Silver1412]

Granted, but he ruins the mayor's garden and now you have to pay for it.

I wish my teammate wasn't a brat.