Grant a wish game

[Tanner-kun]

granted but its poisoned

I wish someone would tell me what this means

Bewilligt. Jedoch sprechen wir nur und schreiben Internet-Ãœbersetzer Deutschen.

[mangaluva]

It's internet-translated German for "Granted, but everyone only speaks and writes internet translated German".

I wish people would learn to spell properly.

[Callid]

Granted. Since I wish the same, I won't twist it 

I wish people would learn to spell properly.

[Kor]

This wish cannot be granted. Not everyone has the ability to use magic, so how do you expect them to spell? 

I wish the world will be destroyed and everyone will die! (including me of course)

[Xytan]

We're sorry, your wish could not be completed as dialed. Please wait until Chuck Norris has evacuated the planet, until then we are unable to fully slaughter everyone on this great green earth.

I wish for a totally awesome beard like Mr. T - And don't you be commenting on it foo!

[Tanner-kun]

granted but it gets dyed green the next day

i wish for green hair

[mangaluva]

Granted. Grass is growing out of your skull. Soon sheep will come to eat your head.

I wish for world peace.

[Tanner-kun]

I heard this one before. Yes world peace on mars

I wish for a replica of the the sun wait no the sun is biger than the earth so well ya ill get the sun

[mangaluva]

You get the sun. It obliterates the earth in fire. Well done.

I wish for a penguin.

[Tanner-kun]

one penguin with a bullet wound coming right up

i wish for i hunting license that unlike my current one was obtained legally

[mangaluva]

Granted. You may hunt in a small reserve in the West Midlands. Unfortunately, new hunting laws were passed there recently, banning you from actually shooting anything while you're there.

(Um... should you be boasting about an illegal hunting licence online? Why do you HAVE an illegal licence? O_o )

I wish I had a motorbike licence.

[Tanner-kun]

yes but it was obtained iligally

i wish for the moon as a wall decoration life sized

[mangaluva]

Granted. The moon is really big. It has crushed your house, your street and in fact your entire town. Also you have incurred the wrath of the Moon Kingdom, who crushed the rest of the country.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow >_<

[Tanner-kun]

granted but now i go to your school w00t no school tomorrow

i wish to go back to my own school tuesday

[Conia]

Granted. A surprise exam awaits you.

I wish having the university closer T.T