Grant a wish game

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted but the money was stolen & the gift certificate is a fake. Say hi to the police for me.

I wish that my dad could fix whatever the problem is with his laptop not being able to hook up to the TV so that I can watch Detective Conan on the nice big screen.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted but after 5 minutes of working smoothly, both the laptop and the TV broke causing a huge explosion.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted but now you are stuck reading my post from my introduction. Ha! I feel sorry for you. You need an extremely long attention span to last through any of my mile long posts.

I wish that all of my friends could come to my Christmas party this Saturday.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted, but they all end up dying because a serial killer was able to sneak inside your house.

I wish it wouldn't rain in the next two days.

[nomemory]

Granted, now it will hail non-stop for the next week.

I wish wasn't so nice.

[The Mask]

Granted, but you won't get any gift this Christmas, except for some regular charcoal or (if you want to be a little nice) some eco-friendly coal.

I wish I can be as awesome as a bamboo.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you are cut down.

I wish people didn't have to sleep.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted but now everyone looks like living, breathing, mindless zombies.

I wish my my download will finish faster.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but the file is corrupted.

I wish I would pass all my classes.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted but you are kicked out of the school because of discipline problems.

Granted, but the file is corrupted.

It's funny how, even though the file finished downloading quickly, I accidentally downloaded the wrong file.

I wish I'm able to watch more Inazuma Eleven Go episode with english subtitles.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you suddenly don't understand English anymore.  

Are you using Ryuu Rogue?

I wish my internet was working.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted but your computer breaks.

If you mean the fansubbing group, yes.

I wish I wasn't this sleepy.

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but you'll never be able to fall asleep, ever again.

I wish I could finish my homework.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but all your answers are wrong, and you end up failing the class.

I wish I hadn't failed English again.

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted but then you fail all other subjects.

I wish I would have the time to make a gift that will make the person I'm assigned to happy