Grant a wish game

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted. But it's now snowing so hard and non-stop that you're entire country is under snow and you'll freeze to death.

I wish I have a "Lost Hero" book, first book in the second series of Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but it's a hidden time bomb and it will blow up as soon as you touch it.

I wish I had a puppy.

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Granted. Right outside your door, there's a soft tapping noise. On the other side is a scraggly little puppy covered in dirt. Your parents suddenly have an urge to keep it. Once you clean it up, you will find that it has the most disagreeable face (to you). And for whatever reason, it doesn't like you. Whenever you try to feed it, it bites you. Whenever you try to take it for a walk, it tries to run away from you. Need I continue?

(But really, I hope none of that will happen. Ever.)

Well, I wish I can have more time.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you don't have anything to do during that time, and the boredom slowly gnaws away at your lifeforce until you are a sad shell of your former self.

I wish the new Star Wars mmorpg would release today.

[eworm]

Your wish is granted but the MMORPG has immediately become so popular, the servers literally exploded and it's over before it began.

I wish more people would participate in solving my Brain-Frying Riddle #5.
[Shameless advertising FTW]

[Aokochan]

Granted, but nobody is able to solve them
I wish I could solve eworm's Brain-Frying Riddle #5

[eworm]

Granted but it looks like thinking about it fried your brain so much you forgot to write your deductions down and send them to me.

I wish somebody would explain to me (so that I'd understand) what this whole mafia game thing is about.

[Aokochan]

Granted, but then you get addicted to it (whatever it is, because I don't know what mafiia game is about either )
I wish my friends were DC fans like me

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After (somehow) your friends watched DC movie 15, they were all so psyched about DC that they decided to have a party about DC.
Guess what? You die in that party. And they decide to find the murderer, like Conan, and Heiji, and etc. In the end, after 2 days of investigation, they found out that it was all an accident: The really toxic cleaner just somehow got in your drink after your friend was cleaning a mess (using the cleaner) in the washroom without realizing.

I wish time would speed up to midnight (EST). (Ironic wish from yesterday huh?)

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but it'll stay midnight forever.

I wish I had a water bed.

[phreak_91]

Granted, however it leaks.

I wish I weren't so easily frightened.

[nomemory]

Granted, you now fear nothing at all. Which in reality mean that you lack common sense, look forward to your life of massive an minor injuries.

I wish I'd get a job in my field of profession after I'm done with school.

[Aokochan]

Granted, but you get in another country, so you can only see your family and friends once a year.

After (somehow) your friends watched DC movie 15, they were all so psyched about DC that they decided to have a party about DC.
Guess what? You die in that party. And they decide to find the murderer, like Conan, and Heiji, and etc. In the end, after 2 days of investigation, they found out that it was all an accident: The really toxic cleaner just somehow got in your drink after your friend was cleaning a mess (using the cleaner) in the washroom without realizing.

NO! I CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS! (but if I'm writing this, it means I'm not death, afterall! YAY!)

I wish they translated all the DC episodes and manga into catalan.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you cannot find said episodes and manga anywhere.

I wish I had more willpower.

[The Mask]

Granted. Think of a long-term goal, and you will have more willpower in the obstacles of life.

I wish I could have money or a gift certificate to shop on eBay.