Mafia Round 34: Parkur's Toy Box (Night 4)

[Kleene Onigiri]

You do know there is a wiki now?

There isn't even the slightest chance in hell of me ever using that

No wonder you turned out like that when you never used a wiki before
Just kidding XD

Only "problem" there could be is, that you skip 2 whole rounds where GMs changed rules. So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

[vittor]

I want to play too! 

[PT]

So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

That's why the players read the rules.

[Vylash]

So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

That's why the players read the rules.

Yup

[PT]

*proceeds to not read the rules*

[Kleene Onigiri]

So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

That's why the players read the rules.

Yup

Since when?

[pofa]

So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

That's why the players read the rules.

Yup

Since when?

That was directed at me, wasn't it? XD

[Paix672]

I probably shouldn't, but I'll play anyway.

[Kleene Onigiri]

So the players could be confused here (and the GM, but the GM is always confused *flees*)

That's why the players read the rules.

Yup

Since when?

That was directed at me, wasn't it? XD

No XD
That was directed at 90% of the players XD (includes me too especially if I don't have much time XD)

[Vylash]

WHY IS BREVA NOT IN THIS GAME

[Vylash]

END OF THE PHASE WHERE EVERYONE TELLS ME THEY'RE TOO BUSY TO PLAY

Everyone gathered around Parkur and sonoci, "Alright, into the toy box, you peasants"

Abs decided to walk in "Wait, wasn't this Heaven's R-" sonoci shoved him into the toybox

Abs fell on his head and died

"...whoops...so anyway, everybody in, obviously don't go headfirst"

Everyone looked at PT, ready to console her, but were shocked to find that PT and Yuriko were busy making out and charging each other's batteries

Everyone's reaction:

So after PT and Yuriko were seperated, everyone carefully got into the toybox

"oh btw, all of you won't be coming out alive, Jd- thinks there are too many people on the forums so some of you are gonna die"

Schillok turned around "wait wha-"

Parkur pushed Schillok into the toybox

Parkur and sonoci looked at each other, snickered, and jumped into the toybox after them

PREP PHASE THAT EVERYONE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT BEGINS

[Conia]

........

[Schillok]

Yay, preparation phase. My absolute favorite phase!


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Can we finally begin now?

[pofa]

"oh btw, all of you won't be coming out alive, Jd- thinks there are too many people on the forums so some of you are gonna die"

Dammit, I was wondering when this would occur to him.

[IdentityUnknown]

*reads: "Parkur's Toy Box"*

*has a gutting feeling of agony*