Grant a wish game

[Callid]

Granted, but they decided that this season will only have 2 episodes and the next season will need another 10 years.

I wish for a better screen.

[Akonyl]

Sure, now all your windows have perfect screens on them that don't let a single bug through when they're open!

I wish to be president of the world.

[Callid]

Yes, you are. However, the constitution states that you don't have any power and are only needed if there's a need to represent earth in extra-terrestrial ways.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

[Conia]

Do this trick to get infinite amount of money:
Up,Down,Down,Left,Up,Right,Left,Down,Up,Up,Right,Lefr,Press all buttons at the same time.


I wish for ilimitated mint candies.

[Akonyl]

Do this trick to get infinite amount of money:
Up,Down,Down,Left,Up,Right,Left,Down,Up,Up,Right,Lefr,Press all buttons at the same time.


I wish for ilimitated mint candies.

going off the guess that you meant "unlimited" mint candies:

alright, but oh can only eat one each day. And whenever you eat one you have an insatiable craving for another. But you can't have it.

I wish to have amazing guitar skills.

[Callid]

Granted, but due to bad luck every guitar you touch will break.

I wish for the day to last 25 hours so it fits the sleep rhythm of humans.

[Tanner-kun]

granted but every hour is now 30 minutes

i wish not to be lazy and go down stair and get some food

[Callid]

You do, but on the stairs you fall and break your neck 

BTW, I said

I wish for the day to last 25 hours so it fits the sleep rhythm of humans.

However, in your response a day would last only half the sleep rhythm, so my wish is not fulfilled.

Therefore I wish again for the day to last 25 hours so it fits the sleep rhythm of humans

[mangaluva]

Granted. However this results in a change in the earth's orbit that ultimately sends us crashing into Mars.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Callid]

Granted, but now the Japanese think that English is more comfortable and do not speak or understand Japanese anymore.

I wish that I had eternal youth (of course, that means I won't die).

[mangaluva]

Granted. However, some of the higher-ups don't like this and decide to give you the Prometheus treatment (IE chained to a boulder for all time and having your continually regrowing liver ripped out every day be an eagle)

I wish my eyesight was 20/20.

[Callid]

Granted, but due to solar winds electricity doesn't work anymore, and the sun is now only emitting ultraviolet light - earth is always dark.

I wish everyone in here would speak (and write) German in the forums (and I'm in here, too!).

[mangaluva]

Bewilligt. Jedoch sprechen wir nur und schreiben Internet-Ãœbersetzer Deutschen.

I wish  it would be sunny.

[Callid]

Granted, but it's -50°C.

BTW; the last word has to be "deutsch". That's because "German" can mean the language, of German origin, someone from Germany or all the people from Germany. The translator took the last one, but the first is right in this context.

I wish for no dust.

[mangaluva]

Granted. There's sand everywhere instead.

I wish I had a cookie.