Grant a wish game

[ConanEdogawa142]

Your wish was granted, but it wasnt granted untill your death, so you didnt live to see it happen.

I wish Digimons were real and weren't evil.

[nomemory]

Granted, too bad the Pokémons pawned their sorry asses.

I wish for some popcorn.

[ConanEdogawa142]

Granted, but they burned.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted, you got nothing.

I wish for ramen noddles.

[breva]

Granted but they have too much salt

I wish I could pass my tests without studying

[ConanEdogawa142]

Granted, but your teachers treat you better than the other students and you become the teacher's pet and is teased.

I wish for nothing.

[itsashleylove]

Granted, but you received something.

I wish to pass my science test tomorrow

[ConanEdogawa142]

granted, but you failed another test.

I wish for a new computer.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted

Spoiler:

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[nomemory]

You receive a smack in the head instead.

I wish for spring to come.

[blurfbreg]

Granted, but the world is just like the ice age. All the plants and animals are hiding or dead.

I wish for a good job in the summer.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted, but its volunteer work.

I wish for more ramen. xD

[itsashleylove]

Granted, but the ramen contained poison

I wish to have chocolate

[Tanner-kun]

Granted, but I dropped it in the ramen. O_O

I wish the chocolate and poison where out of the ramen.

[blurfbreg]

Granted. The chocolate and the poison is 100% out of the ramen and is lying beside the bowl. But you lost your appetite for food (for the rest of your life).

I wish I'd get better faster from the common cold.