Grant a wish game

Tanner-kun · Post by **Tanner-kun** » September 6th, 2010, 7:36 am

Granted but when you download them you get a virus.

I wish for division by zero

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » September 6th, 2010, 1:30 pm

Granted. But, it was a floating point division, so you just get NaN rather than everything exploding, which isn't the result you were looking for I bet.

I wish for edible, tasty, nonpoisonous food to appear in front of me right now.

blurfbreg · Post by **blurfbreg** » September 6th, 2010, 1:37 pm

Akonyl wrote: Granted. But, it was a floating point division, so you just get NaN rather than everything exploding, which isn't the result you were looking for I bet.

I wish for edible, tasty, nonpoisonous food to appear in front of me right now.

Granted, but you can never touch it, because of the wonderful invention of TV!

I wish for a better RPG game (that's not MMORPG).

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » September 6th, 2010, 2:08 pm

You... son of a...

Granted, but it's in Korean and nobody bothers to translate it.

I wish I had better silverware.

Tanner-kun · Post by **Tanner-kun** » September 7th, 2010, 6:03 am

Granted you get a spear.

I wish for a army.

Commi-Ninja · Post by **Commi-Ninja** » September 7th, 2010, 7:31 am

Granted, the United States Army is now at your disposal. Unfortunately, you'll have to earn their respect before you may use them for your nefarious purposes.

I wish for a less stressful job.

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » September 7th, 2010, 7:53 am

congratulations. You now work at McDonalds for minimum wage in a small town.

I wish my commute to work was shorter.

Tanner-kun · Post by **Tanner-kun** » September 7th, 2010, 8:04 am

You got fired now you don't have to go anywhere.

I wish for horns.

ShiraKiryuu · Post by **ShiraKiryuu** » September 7th, 2010, 8:31 am

I shall give you Kirin's horns. But it was stolen by KID

I wish to learn how to read/write kanji.

Callid · Post by **Callid** » September 7th, 2010, 10:37 am

Granted. Take a Japanese course, and you'll be able to in a few years.

I wish for eternal youth

Conia · Post by **Conia** » September 7th, 2010, 10:41 am

Granted. As soon as you got it, your heads pops out

I wish I wasn't lazy today...

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » September 7th, 2010, 10:53 am

Granted. You were lazy yesterday, though, so lazy that your heart couldn't even be bothered beating. Today's your funeral.

I wish my work uniform wasn't polyester.

Edogawa4869 · Post by **Edogawa4869** » September 7th, 2010, 11:04 am

Granted, but you are now the mascot for a popular football team and must remain in a sweaty, disgusting costume for 3 hours.

I wish I could relive this summer.

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » September 7th, 2010, 11:06 am

Granted, however you're one of the characters in Higurashi now, and will be murdered time and time again as summer endlessly repeats.

I wish for fish.

Yurikochan · Post by **Yurikochan** » September 7th, 2010, 11:43 am

Granted, but you are now Kaito Kuroba.

I wish German Shepherd would be a champion.

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