Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Akonyl]

Is that why you were arrested? Abusing your staff powers?

Yup, I told Akonyl, "You better let me vote twice or I'LL BAN YOUR ACCOUNT!   >:("

god don't tell them it's embarrassing enough as is.

Why did you addressed Abs. as god D:

NUHUHAHAHA It's working.   :)

thankfully it wasn't uppercase, so for all you know he could be the god of unclean toilets.

[Vylash]

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD, SAY YES!

I'm pretty sure pretending to be a god, is a sin.

...abs...they're onto us!

Lynch Parkur! He's Lucifer disguised as Ran, the angel!

Quite alright, fair demi.  We are gods, after all.  Well, half, in your case.

Abs. is a demon, disguised as Vodka. Oh wait, maybe it's not a disguise.

*looks at detective tommy's account* meh, i'm sure no one will miss him

[Detective Tommy]

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD, SAY YES!

I'm pretty sure pretending to be a god, is a sin.

...abs...they're onto us!

Lynch Parkur! He's Lucifer disguised as Ran, the angel!

Quite alright, fair demi.  We are gods, after all.  Well, half, in your case.

Abs. is a demon, disguised as Vodka. Oh wait, maybe it's not a disguise.

*looks at detective tommy's account* meh, i'm sure no one will miss him

I was joking, all hail the almighty Parkur.

[Abs.]

Detective Tommy?  Who's that?

[Vylash]

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD, SAY YES!

I'm pretty sure pretending to be a god, is a sin.

...abs...they're onto us!

Lynch Parkur! He's Lucifer disguised as Ran, the angel!

Quite alright, fair demi.  We are gods, after all.  Well, half, in your case.

Abs. is a demon, disguised as Vodka. Oh wait, maybe it's not a disguise.

*looks at detective tommy's account* meh, i'm sure no one will miss him

I was joking, all hail the almighty Parkur.

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

[CTU]

I have a lead on another ORG member I will have allys work on it tonight

[Detective Tommy]

Detective Tommy?  Who's that?

I'm that one dude, that you killed!


You must be Gin. Always forgetting those you kill...

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

[PT]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

[Yurikochan]

Once again, arguments abound, and once again, they're pretty much about the same two people. This time though, the demand for blood is clearer: Everyone wants nomemory's blood.

Officer: "Alright then, you heard the crowd. This time, I'm not missing, this time, you're gonna die."

Votes:
nomemory: 9
 kaia
 kainthevampire
 xpon
 Laurell
 Yurikochan
 Schillok
 Kleene Onigiri
 CTU
 delsie29
xpon: 2
 Rohoph
 nomemory
Beastly: 2
 PhoenixTears
 Dus
Schillok: 1
 Abs
Sherlock3: 1
 James Rye
Parkur: 1
 Sherlock3
Bluekaitou1412: 1
 Conia
Conia: 1
 Sebolains

The Officer pulls back the hammer, ready to shoot.



As the bullet is fired, a pair of handcuffs flies out of the crowd, deflects the bullet, and boomerangs around in the air, attaching to nomemory's wrists.

nomemory: "I... I seem to have been arrested."

Everyone is stunned, not knowing quite where the handcuffs came from, or how you manage to make a pair of handcuffs boomerang.

Officer: "...I... I don't even know anymore. Is it so much to ask to be able to shoot someone? Really? I don't think so... *sigh* oh well. Well anyway, we should get moving, because we..."



A second pair of handcuffs is thrown into the air, and does a few flips before coming back down, on the wrists of Abs.

Abs.: "I'm arrested? This is almost worse than that Christmas where dad got me a rock for a present, then took it away and told me I didn't deserve it..."

The Officer looks stunned.

Officer: "Well, now that we've gotten THAT out of the way, are there any MORE interruptions?"

xpon: "Ah!"

The Officer sighs.

Officer: "What now, xpon?"
xpon: "Ah, guh!"
Officer: "What is it, man?!? Spit it out already!"
xpon: "Gack!"

Xpon promptly coughs up a lung (literally) and dies. The body of xpon(Megure) falls to the ground. Well, it's more of a roll, really. Because it's Megure.

Officer: "Well, at least his cause of death is clear. What a pity, I've lost many friends to nocakeitis and decoffeetion. Truly, terrible ailments... we will have to get him an olive coffin, fitting of his... stature. Speaking of which, I should probably get those arrested fellows their rose, magenta and emerald rooms set up at some point in prison for when they move in... and hey... what's that sound?"

The low humming can be heard all around you, slowly getting louder and louder. It sort of reminds you of a soccer game, but suddenly you see the source of the noise as thousands upon thousands of bees swarm the area. As the sky becomes filled with the devilish insects, it seems The Officer is nowhere to be seen, and soon, the sky becomes so thick with bees that you can't even see at all, much less move through the swarm.

It doesn't seem like the bees are attacking you though, as if they have some other purpose. However, you remember back to that one time you took a class in beelzetongue... you could probably tell the bees to do what you want them to tonight, as long as they're here.

NIGHT 3 (BEEOUT) BEGINS

PMs will be out shortly.

+10000000 for the Phoenix Wright references.

and I haven't finished reading yet, but I will I promise.

[Vylash]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  :'( lol

[PT]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  lol

Interested in what? Being Parkur's queen? Not really. Or were you talking about you? Because we've already gone that route, and I've got Abs. and Jd- now. ;p

[Detective Tommy]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

You know what they say: Brilliant minds, think alike.

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  :'( lol

Phoenix wouldn't make such a bad queen either.
She'll be reborn unlimited times!

[Vylash]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  lol

Interested in what? Being Parkur's queen? Not really. Or were you talking about you? Because we've already gone that route, and I've got Abs. and Jd- now. ;p

[Vylash]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

You know what they say: Brilliant minds, think alike.

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  :'( lol

Phoenix wouldn't make such a bad queen either.
She'll be reborn unlimited times!

she's looking better and better 

[nomemory]

good...good...although i do need a queen... *thinks*

-points at Khinkhun-

That's funny, I was gonna suggest the same thing.

you mean you weren't even interested?  lol

Interested in what? Being Parkur's queen? Not really. Or were you talking about you? Because we've already gone that route, and I've got Abs. and Jd- now. ;p

What is going on here? Is Jd- becoming co-leader or are you having favourites?