08:30 AM, Real School
Conia struggled as Parkur dragged him away. Parkur ignored the poor boy's cries and kept going on, when suddenly something caught his attention.
"Oi, you two, what do you think you're doing?" He grumbled.
Not too far away, two students were happily feasting on Parkur's chili beef tacos - those were made specially for him and him only. Truth be told, anyone could have ordered them too, but only Parkur could withstand such spiciness of the tacos.
The two culprits' eyes widened at Parkur's glare and put down the tacos. They could tell Parkur was mad. He hadn't even took a bite yet.
Soon after, they began coughing non-stop. Parkur laughed.
"That's why you don't eat other people's foo - hey, are you okay?"
Parkur stopped dead in his tracks as he realized the two were coughing blood. Still dragging Conia with him, he ran up to the two students, now lying flat down on the floor. He glanced over to the taco and took a good look at it. Nothing unusual. Then he took a bite.
"What in the -" Parkur exclaimed. "Waah! It's spicy, really spicy! Water, water!"
Everyone watched in awe as Parkur downed a whole jug of icy water. The king of spicy food lost?
Realization dawned on all of them as they finally figured everything out. Those two must have lost conciousness because of the super-spicy taco that even Parkur couldn't stand. hopelessidiot sighed.
More accidents mean more work for her. She looked down at Kleene Onigiri (Agasa)'s and xpon (Ayumi)'s bodies and the small splatters of blood around them. Things couldn't get any worse.
miikosan took xpon's little note that the poor student crumpled. It had a little writing and a picture.
"All Ayumi's will is useless because pofa is dead. so for now.. please trust Kleene Onigiri And Kain.
*Ayumi go back hugging xpon*
"xpon and Edo know that I'm the awesome, young inventor! Hohoho~
With one of my awesome gadgets of greatness I figured out that Edo is not one of the black clothed guys.
Because Edo isn't one of them, I allowed him to use both of my awesome gadgets.
Aren't I awesomely generous?
At least... let me... eat... my last meal.... *urgh*"
"Eh, it was their fault after all..." Parkur heard someone else repeating his exact words. Turning around, he pointed at Conan97.
"Did you just say that?"
"Well, uh..."
"Hey! They're our friends! Don't be so heartless!" One student replied back. Soon, the rest of them drew over Conan97 and began forcing him to drink Raiden's hot milk and Parkur's spicy tacos. Conan97 (Bourbon) attempted to use Misaki as a shield but his effort was all in vain. Even hopeless and miikosan couldn't stop the rampage.
"Misaki-chan, lyndsi, Kain, Meme, Edo-kun."
A very, very monotonous Parkur was speaking.
"Don't you have classes to go to?"
At that comment, everyone realized they were late for their classes and hurriedly left the hall. Parkur followed suit, still grabbing Conia by the neck while miikosan helped hopeless carry the three poor victims into the infirmary.
Votes:
Conan97 (5):
Misaki-chan
lyndsi
Meme
KainTheVampire
Edogawa4869
Misaki-chan (1):
Conan97