Grant a wish game

[Detective Prince]

Granted, You are now a 5 year old

Spoiler:

dog. Which is really 35 in dog years.

I wish for Jd-

[Conia]

Granted. *Calls JDS*

I wish to touch the horizon with the palm of my hand..

[Akonyl]

granted, your arm is long enough that it stretches across the curvature of the earth, thus letting you touch the horizon. Sadly, this requires too much blood and you end up dying due to lack of oxygen.

Granted, you have goldfish crackers.

that's the best outcome I could have hoped for.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[Paix672]

Done, but you'll never wake up again. In other words you'll die. D:

I wish my laundry would fold itself.

[PT]

Sure, but you're going to have to find your own way to animate it first.

I wish there was a concrete road from the Earth to the Moon.

[Paix672]

Granted, but you're gonna have to pave it all by yourself.

I wish I could travel through time.

[PT]

Granted, but you have no control over which time period you go to.

I wish I could be reincarnated as a lion.

[Eve]

granted, you'll be a lion in your next life, after you've finish this one that is

I wish I can be a monk living up on a quiet mountain some where

[Yurikochan]

Granted, you are now a monk, but you live in a crowded church with monks, priests, and rats, lots of rats.

I wish my Iphone would get a better signal.

[Commi-Ninja]

Granted, but now it's not your iPhone.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[Yurikochan]

Granted, but you've been fired.

I wish I could marry Shinichi.

[Conia]

Granted. Ran is waiting for you outside the church.

I wish to have a nightmare tonight. *Goes to sleep*

[Commi-Ninja]

Granted.  The dark horse will be left in your living room. (Yay for bad puns!)

I wish for more wishes.

[PT]

Granted, but they're not your wishes.

I wish I could be Kaitou Kid.

[Yurikochan]

Granted, but the nightmare is about falling and kills you

I wish my foot didn't get hurt today.