Grant a wish game

[Eve]

Granted as soon as nomemory stayed under water for 79 hours

i wish for totally apocalypse, totally wiping out the universe, tomorrow

[nomemory]

Granted, to bad for you that someone knows how to us ctrl+z.

I wish to be able to speak Japanese fluently.

[KainTheVampire]

granted as soon as i've begun my second year of Japanese studying and you ask me for help

i wish i was a cool-looking character in Conan

[Eve]

Granted you've become a talking ice block in conan

I wish Gosho will work for me XD

[PT]

Granted, he's working for you as your butler.

I wish to not have to talk to people tomorrow.

[Akonyl]

granted, because you are thrown on an uninhabited island, on which you are to spend the rest of your days.

I wish for a book.

[nomemory]

Granted you got the Twilight series.

I wish for more Heiji in DC.

[Eve]

Granted, starting from File 10023 there will be more Heji

I wish for a girl harem just to keep them from the guys

[KainTheVampire]

granted as soon as all guys in the world are dead

i wish for a cherry tree

[PT]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish to not be part of Abs.'s harem anymore.

[KainTheVampire]

granted since Abs. is being sniped..... NOW!

i wish for a LIVING cherry tree so that my sister can stop complaining about not being able to eat cherries

[Akonyl]

granted, but now you're both allergic to cherries.

I wish for fish!

[PT]

Granted, you have goldfish crackers.

I wish for a large diamond.

[KainTheVampire]

granted as soon as you kill Kaito Kid and steal his stuff

i wish for a cat

[PT]

granted as soon as you kill Kaito Kid and steal his stuff

D:

Granted, but it's a very mean cat. It likes to jump out and attack when you can't see it.

I wish I was 5 years old again.