Post an Oxymoron.

[CarpetCrawler]

Sheep in the Big City.

...Boy, do I miss that show.

I don't know how I only just noticed this, but you win a gold star.

/Miss that show so much.
//HAM SANDWICH!! <33333

[Mystery_angel801]

jumbo shrimp

[shihokudo]

small crowd

[CaseClosed101]

Light shades.

[Mystery_angel801]

Daily special

[Detective Tommy]

Pretty ugly

[Callid]

Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle,
Schnee lag auf der grünen Flur,
Als ein Auto, blitzesschnelle,
langsam um die Ecke fuhr.
(...)

Dark it was, the moon shined brightly,
Snow lay on the green lea,
As a car, lightning-fast,
Drove slowly round the corner.
(...)

The above lines are translated from a famous German poem of unknown origin and uncountable variations, with pretty much connected only by the 1., 3. and 4. line above. Said poem basically consists of oxymorons, paradoxes and contradictions, though their quality (normally) decreases the further they are located from the 1st stanza (guess why ). The poem, of which first copies are confirmed around 1880, is commonly attributed to either J.W. v. Goethe, Chr. Morgenstern or Michael Ende, even though Goethe had been long dead at the time of the oldest copies of the poem (between 1875 and 1898), Ende wasn't born and Morgenstern would have been really young (*1871).

[A.E.]

Profoundly shallow.
Civil war.
Sincere politician.
Righteous lawyer.
Affordable caviar.
Subtly foolish.
Sensible love.
Imperial democracy.
Deafening silence.
Competent liberal.

[Mystery_angel801]

Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here’s much to do with hate but more with love.
Why then, O brawling love, O loving hate,
O anything of nothing first created!
O heavy lightness, serious vanity,
Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health,
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.

Romeo Act 1 scene 1 line 164-172

[Callid]

Sad smiley

Competent liberal.

Wait, what? o.O

[A.E.]

Sad smiley

Competent liberal.

Wait, what? o.O

Oh, my bad! let me qualify that....

Spoiler:

Competent socialist

[Akonyl]

The above lines are translated from a famous German poem of unknown origin and uncountable variations, with pretty much connected only by the 1., 3. and 4. line above. Said poem basically consists of oxymorons, paradoxes and contradictions, though their quality (normally) decreases the further they are located from the 1st stanza (guess why ). The poem, of which first copies are confirmed around 1880, is commonly attributed to either J.W. v. Goethe, Chr. Morgenstern or Michael Ende, even though Goethe had been long dead at the time of the oldest copies of the poem (between 1875 and 1898), Ende wasn't born and Morgenstern would have been really young (*1871).

the equivalent of this type of thing in English (though there's a few variations), as was always told around elementary school:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each-other
drew their swords and shot each-other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise
and came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story's true,
just ask the blind man on the corner, he saw it all too.

[Beastly]

Behind the back.

[NightxBaroness]

Cruel Kindness

[1Kaito]

Expect the unexpected.

Good life lesson