This is a game where you have to turn the offensive sentences to one less offensive.
I will first give you a sentence... rude, offensive and... very bad! And you must change it to euphemistic sentence.
For example:
Sentence for today, Kaoko representing
!!-> Kaoko had killed your brother yesterday
Person 1: Kaoko sent your brother to heaven yesterday.
Person 2: Kaoko...
-> I need to do poops in the toilet
Person 1: I have some business to intend in the restroom
Person 2: I've got something to give to that room.
Person 3: I need to throw up
Person 4: I need to clean up my tummy in the restroom
-> How's your disease?
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: How's your... err... health?
ETC! ETC! ETC!
If you cannot think of anything else, create a new one!
Okay, here I begin~
Who just farted? I will give them a HELL piece of me
!Akh, this is still incomplete
... any ideas you guys would like to suggest 
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!! Yup, like that 
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