Battle between Ai and Ran, who will die in the end?

[Detective Prince]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

And all that was faked by AiCo fans ofcourse [/spoiler]

[ProfParanoia]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

[Eve]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

either he's bluffing... or Detective Tommy is really really more of a lolicon than I suppose

[xGinx]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

Dolly The Sheep?? ... I mean, from an Ai Clone

[Detective Tommy]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

either he's bluffing... or Detective Tommy is really really more of a lolicon than I suppose

I have connections to the BO boss and FBI & CIA. Both think I'm on their side. My codename is: __________ .
So I had Sherry's fingerprints. And I have Ran's too.

And I did all of this in my crime scene lab.

[ProfParanoia]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

either he's bluffing... or Detective Tommy is really really more of a lolicon than I suppose

I have connections to the BO boss and FBI & CIA. Both think I'm on their side. My codename is: __________ .
So I had Sherry's fingerprints. And I have Ran's too.

And I did all of this in my crime scene lab.

So wait, three groups of people, two of which are at war with the other?
*tells them all*

[Detective Tommy]

Did people ditch onions for monkeys now?

Whatever I'm game, year of the monkey ftw -

But more importantly, you guys seem to fail to understand that height is not an issue - Ai will lull Ran in with her amazing fake crying skills and then, due to Ran's innocent-like nature, she'll come over to help.  However, she does not know that Ai has an AA-12 behind her back ready to pump lead into her!

I assassinated Haibara-chan.


I checked her fingerprints afterward, and it is Haibara.
Also checked her blood and hair for her DNA. It all matches up.


I also checked Ran's and she's safe behind my monkey army..

Implying you have the ability to match her finger prints, hair samples, blood, and DNA. I mean, where would you get that? ... Actually I'm not sure I wanna know...

either he's bluffing... or Detective Tommy is really really more of a lolicon than I suppose

I have connections to the BO boss and FBI & CIA. Both think I'm on their side. My codename is: __________ .
So I had Sherry's fingerprints. And I have Ran's too.

And I did all of this in my crime scene lab.

So wait, three groups of people, two of which are at war with the other?
*tells them all*

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

[ProfParanoia]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

[Detective Tommy]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

[ProfParanoia]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

But I have a screen cap of you saying all of this so cya.

Ai will beat Ran.

[sstimson]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

I have a problem with that. I can think of at least three or four villians who either had cats or were cats

Dr Claw
Blofeld
Giovanni
Gargamel

Ratigan
Fat Cat
Mr. Tinkles

in fact (where some or the above examples come from)

there is even a Trope called Right Hand Cat

[Detective Tommy]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

But I have a screen cap of you saying all of this so cya.

Ai will beat Ran.

I've just put a bounty on your head. DEAD. The FBI, CIA and BO is after you.
Even Sector 777.

@Sstimson, I said the  BO boss was allergic to cats.
Not every bad guy is allergic to cats...

[sstimson]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

But I have a screen cap of you saying all of this so cya.

Ai will beat Ran.

I've just put a bounty on your head. DEAD. The FBI, CIA and BO is after you.
Even Sector 777.

@Sstimson, I said the  BO boss was allergic to cats.
Not every bad guy is allergic to cats...

So they being a true Bad person has a cat
but they are allergic to it and so use underlins to take care of it
It in the Bad person Code

Must have Cat

[ProfParanoia]

I've just put a bounty on your head. DEAD. The FBI, CIA and BO is after you.
Even Sector 777.

Since it's DC BO, FBI, and CIA. I really have nothing to worry about.

[Detective Tommy]

They won't trust you. I'm too high up in the rankings on both side.

They'll trust me. *brings The Blind and a kitten*

They can't say no.

The BO boss is allergic to cats.. And trust me, he won't believe you.
I'm head of Sector 777, we are way stronger than the FBI and CIA.
And have more authority.

But I have a screen cap of you saying all of this so cya.

Ai will beat Ran.

I've just put a bounty on your head. DEAD. The FBI, CIA and BO is after you.
Even Sector 777.

@Sstimson, I said the  BO boss was allergic to cats.
Not every bad guy is allergic to cats...

So they being a true Bad person has a cat
but they are allergic to it and so use underlins to take care of it
It in the Bad person Code

Must have Cat

So everyone bad guy has a cat?

I've just put a bounty on your head. DEAD. The FBI, CIA and BO is after you.
Even Sector 777.

Since it's DC BO, FBI, and CIA. I really have nothing to worry about.

Touche.