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Re: Heya pplz! Newb alert X3

Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 10:52 am

Conia wrote:[spoiler=lolwut]Welcome to the family!

First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about a certain member here who goes by the name xpon: He is creepy, very very creepy, so if you're a girl, stay the hell away, and if you're a boy stay the hell away. In short, STAY THE HELL AWAY.

On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They doesn't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do. To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT: First, we have the Japan Domination Committee, the very first DCTP organization founded by yours truly and his awesome cat. If conquering countries is your forte, please visit us here. We might need of your assistance. Next up, the original Harem led by Abs. and PhoenixTears. Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited. Then we have the ever-so-popular Onionhead Fanclub, managed by our resident onion, nomemory. If you have a penchant for cute emoticons, then you might want to join, if not, I insist, you MUST join. Next in line is the CCP residing in the First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking Conia or Callid, the founders of the pact. And last but not the least, my sister's twisted Sad East Kingdom, the newest group to-date. I'll stay away from it if I were you. Unless you're an M, then feel free to... well, be the Queen's slave.

Ever heard of the game Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...

...some time.

Oh, and another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia, our Community Detective-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

A little heads-up: Parkur is a flirt, so don't be surprised if he sends lots of ":-*" your way. (line deleted)

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, holiday butt-punchers, mad scientists, evil princesses, ninja assassins, weird-named people, and drunk raccoons. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.

Oh, I almost forgot! You need to attend this class... you'll need it.

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DCTP forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.

So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.[/spoiler]

we need to update this...
the JDC is already dead, the Harem hasnt been active in ages
and many other things...


EDIT: let us keep the part about xpon :|
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Re: Heya pplz! Newb alert X3

Postby xpon » April 21st, 2012, 12:10 pm

yeah... and xpon is not a danger anymore.....right? Image
xpon is so cute...

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Even Ayumi~chan and Sera~chan love to hug him.....

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Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 12:17 pm

xpon wrote:yeah... and xpon is not a danger anymore.....right? Image


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Re: Heya pplz! Newb alert X3

Postby mangaluva » April 21st, 2012, 12:20 pm

It also doesn't warn you that misuse of apostrophes will cause you to be brutally murdered by me. Surely that's important information?
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Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 12:32 pm

mangaluva wrote:It also doesn't warn you that misuse of apostrophes will cause you to be brutally murdered by me. Surely that's important information?


s-suuuuuure!!!! ._.

I've just decided, I'm going to make a new one.
If someone knows of something that has to be in it, please tell me.
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Re: Heya pplz! Newb alert X3

Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 1:59 pm

[spoiler]Welcome to the Family! :D


People here are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.

Let me introduce you to some of them.

First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about certain members here who go by the names of phreak_91 and xpon: They are creepy, very very creepy, so if you're a girl, stay the hell away, and if you're a boy stay the hell away. In short, STAY THE HELL AWAY.

Don't worry about that bush behind you. That's probably Conia, our Community Stalker-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else?

Further on we have our Poll Maker(you will find a daily random poll made by him in the Off Topic scetion), Community Saviour(loved by everyone, feared by some other)Ninja Assassins, Mad Scientists, weird named people, Rice Warriors(Beware!: You might just get punched!), Some Awesome Members, Grammar Nazis(You better write well otherwise she'll chop you, burn you, and erase you off this earth with the help of her pokemons), Hypeman(also known as Batman), Nightwing, Evil Princesses, and Your (yes, YOUR) long lost child (who is actually everybody's child)

And many Many MANY MANY MORE


On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They don't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do.
To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT.

If you are a cat, I assure you, you will love the DCTP Cat Family Thread. If you are S or M, you'll love this place. You might alos like this place.
If you are a Sonoci fan, you might want to join this. If you are a fan of Kleene Onigiri you might want to join this. There's also the DCTP Family Chart.
If you are Filipino(or can speak filipino) you might want to go here. And if you are Spanish (or can speak spanish) you might want to go here. And if you are German (or can speak german) you might want to go here. If you want to protect Aliens (or strange creatures) just go here

Next in line is the CCP residing in the First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking Conia or Callid, the founders of the pact.

Also, Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited.

There are also many thread where you can tell your Happy, Sad, Awesome, Weird, Creepy, and Dreams stories. You can also tell What's on your mind, What's NOT on your Mind, and Randomness.

Ever heard of the game Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...

...some time.

We also have the games of Diplomacy, Mini Mafia, and Grawwfia.



A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID.

So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.


I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.[/spoiler]

please tell me i didnt forget anythinhf...
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Re: Heya pplz! Newb alert X3

Postby Stopwatch » April 21st, 2012, 2:06 pm

Welcome :D

@KL: It's spelt 'grammar' btw :x. Glad someone's actually updating it though :) (I really like the current updates :o :x)
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Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 2:13 pm

Stopwatch wrote:Welcome :D

@KL: It's spelt 'grammar' btw :x. Glad someone's actually updating it though :) (I really like the current updates :o :x)

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Postby mangaluva » April 21st, 2012, 5:53 pm

Grammar Roman, please. I prefer my pickiness to be compared to a hilarious Monty Python sketch over a bunch of genocidal bellends.
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Postby Kaito Lady » April 21st, 2012, 6:06 pm

mangaluva wrote:Grammar Roman, please. I prefer my pickiness to be compared to a hilarious Monty Python sketch over a bunch of genocidal bellends.

you know that if you go into history you find out that the romans also killed brutally and tortured their victims?
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Postby Stopwatch » April 21st, 2012, 6:20 pm

So did loads of people, however Romans also created useful things which other than a few medical discoveries (figured out through immoral means D:) the nazis didn't
Besides, I think she was referring to something else when she said that :x.
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Postby redangelran » April 25th, 2012, 10:53 am

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