Welcome to the family!
First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about a certain member here who goes by the name
xpon: he is a very perverted stalker and likes to steal undies. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, nowhere is safe when he's there.
On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They doesn't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do. To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT: First, we have the
Japan Domination Committee, the very first DCTP organization founded by yours truly and his awesome
cat. If conquering countries is your forte, please visit us
here. We might need of your assistance. Next up, the original
Harem led by
Abs. and
PhoenixTears. Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited. Then we have the ever-so-popular
Onionhead Fanclub, managed by our resident onion,
nomemory. If you have a penchant for cute emoticons, then you might want to join, if not, I insist, you MUST join. Next in line is the CCP residing in the
First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking
Conia or
Callid, the founders of the pact. And last but not the least, my
sister's twisted
Sad East Kingdom, the newest group to-date. I'll stay away from it if I were you. Unless you're an M, then feel free to... well, be the Queen's slave.
Ever heard of the game
Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...
...some
time.
Oh, and another thing, if you come across
Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from
Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of
Eve for she is, well, evil. I need not to elaborate.
Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably
Conia, our Community Detective-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named
Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.
A little heads-up: Parkur is a flirt, so don't be surprised if he sends lots of ":-*" your way. (line deleted)
Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like
bears,
holiday butt-punchers,
mad scientists,
evil princesses,
ninja assassins,
weird-named people, and
drunk raccoons. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.
Oh, I almost forgot! You need to attend this
class... you'll need it.
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DCTP forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.
So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.
I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a
cookie, and have a cat for a pet. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.
