So, I'm really no good at these.

[Emily]

I have cooties.

[Azu]

Hello and welcome, Emilychan! <:
I love lame jokes and puns toooooo .

And Sonoko also annoys me

[Emily]

Hello and welcome, Emilychan! <:
I love lame jokes and puns toooooo .

And Sonoko also annoys me

^_^ Thank you! =D Nice to meet you.
I think Sonoko is supposed to be annoying. ;-; No offence to those who like her. ^_^
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
xD

[Azu]

No. Who? LOL Although I'm not going to deny when I first saw that I thought of Shanks. One Piece slowly invading my mind...

[ShiraKiryuu]

No. Who? LOL Although I'm not going to deny when I first saw that I thought of Shanks. One Piece slowly invading my mind...

And welcome Emily.

[Eve]

Welcome ^^

[Edogawa4869]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

[Conia]

In behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropiate presentation.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, you need not to worry for anything, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, dangerous. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. (I'll be absent in the Forum for a while though)

...

So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.


Personal Message: I know you're a girl

[Vylash]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

no

edit: CONIA! if you don't fix the grammar in that damn introduction, i'll kill you

[Commi-Ninja]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

/headdesk

Lame puns are quite amusing. XD

Welcome, Emily!

[CarpetCrawler]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

no

edit: CONIA! if you don't fix the grammar in that damn introduction, i'll kill you

Speak for yourself! Capitalization, foo'!

Emily: Did I tell you about the underwear factory that burned down? Don't worry, it's real brief...

[Vylash]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

no

edit: CONIA! if you don't fix the grammar in that damn introduction, i'll kill you

Speak for yourself! Capitalization, foo'!

Emily: Did I tell you about the underwear factory that burned down? Don't worry, it's real brief...

you know i don't criticize capitalization, drew

[CarpetCrawler]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

no

edit: CONIA! if you don't fix the grammar in that damn introduction, i'll kill you

Speak for yourself! Capitalization, foo'!

Emily: Did I tell you about the underwear factory that burned down? Don't worry, it's real brief...

you know i don't criticize capitalization, drew

Dearest Chick from Wendy's, you do realize capitalization is grammar, right?

[Vylash]

Welcome to the forums, Emily!  Would you like a brownie? *offers brownies*

no

edit: CONIA! if you don't fix the grammar in that damn introduction, i'll kill you

Speak for yourself! Capitalization, foo'!

Emily: Did I tell you about the underwear factory that burned down? Don't worry, it's real brief...

you know i don't criticize capitalization, drew

Dearest Chick from Wendy's, you do realize capitalization is grammar, right?

i know Mr Mcintyre, but capitalization doesn't really bother me 

[Azu]

i know Mr Mcintyre, but capitalization doesn't really bother me 

It bothers me slightly (ngl).  .