Ond Tyrann,

[Ond Tyrann]

Ond Tyrann (Norwegian for Evil Tyrant).
Age 19.
Male.
Let the off topic begin!

I've followed DC since I first saw CC on Adult Swim.

I tend to no-life anime episodes when I'm not caught up (e.g. I watched like 500 episodes of DC in 1-1.5 months)

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

I enjoy off-topicness.

[Akonyl]

I require more introduction!

[Ond Tyrann]

Introduction upgraded.

[Akonyl]

Now that's more like it!

So, welcome, Ond!

[Ond Tyrann]

I've browsed these forums for a little over a month. Some crazy stuff goes down here, finally decided to join in on the crazyness.

[Azu]

Welcome to the craziness then. :3

[ProfParanoia]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

[Conia]

On behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropriate presentation.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steals their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, no need to worry, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. No need to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons.
...

So, again, Welcome, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unnoticed by the mods. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

[Ond Tyrann]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

On behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropriate presentation.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steals their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, no need to worry, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. No need to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons.
...

So, again, Welcome, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unnoticed by the mods. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

This is just awesome. xD

[ProfParanoia]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

You like AiCon and off-topic-ness, in other words. All you need to be me.

[Ond Tyrann]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

You like AiCon and off-topic-ness, in other words. All you need to be me.

Oh right. Awesome.

[Conia]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

You like AiCon and off-topic-ness, in other words. All you need to be me.

Oh right. Awesome.

Just don't try to be the Grumpiest AiCon

[pofa]

Hi.

[Ond Tyrann]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

You like AiCon and off-topic-ness, in other words. All you need to be me.

Oh right. Awesome.

Just don't try to be the Grumpiest AiCon

I'm pretty laid back 24/7, can get along with everybody usually.

Hi.

Hi as well.

[ProfParanoia]

I'm an AiCon, sue me.

You horrible monster!

Also, it's nice you appear to be me.

I appear to be you?! WHAT? >_> /confused

You like AiCon and off-topic-ness, in other words. All you need to be me.

Oh right. Awesome.

Just don't try to be the Grumpiest AiCon

Why not? It's something to aspire to.