That weirdo mod who writes all those huge posts that no one

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

Spoiler: pink apron

My apologies if the image does not load. It is of Okiya Subaru in a pink apron.

No one cares about personal info so let's skip all that.

I am a relative newcomer to Detective Conan. I had not heard of it before I picked up the DC manga while taking a break from the usual magical teenage boys beating the spit out of monsters and other magical teenage boys. It took me bloody forever to catch up since I insisted on solving every case and the BO arcs as well.
Early on, I almost stopped being interested in Detective Conan when I watched movie 6 after hearing Detective Conan was also an anime. Luckily I had just made it as far as the Vermouth arc in the manga so I managed to get re-interested. I still loathe movie 6 to this day.

I lurked around DCTP forum for a long while before joining. My username is a combination of the literary concepts "Chekhov's Gun" and "MacGuffin". I wanted to be Chekhov's MacGuffin, but the site wouldn't allow apostrophes and I thought MacGuffin of Chekhov sounded stupid.

The person on the forum I am closest to is Abs., although xpon is giving Abs. a run for his money as of late.

I die a little inside every time someone says Okiya is Bourbon. Ditto with scar Akai being the real Akai. My favorite character is Kogoro. My least favorite is Kichiemon.

For those who spend most of their time on the General or Offtopic boards or don't know me well, I post most often in Story Discussion. I like to theorize about the solution to the monthly cases and the Org. I often post large walls of text. (Did you know there is a 50,000 character limit per post?) If you are interested, there is a list of various theories in the spoiler box.

Spoiler: List of Chekhov's Theories

•Chekhov's theories about the Black Organization, various characters, and the plot in general.
•How Akai could have faked his death.
•Okiya Subaru is Akai Shuuichi: the comprehensive list
•Scar Akai is Bourbon
•Everything we know about Bourbon if Bourbon is Scar Akai (list of info)
•Gin and Sherry had a relationship
•List of recurring minor characters.
•Vermouth and Dr. Araide timeline of appearances (Note corrections are made below the post)
•Akai: left handed or ambidextrous?
•List of situations indicating Akai is decent detective
•Seatbelt usage by the Org. vs the FBI in the anime and manga - yes I actually bothered to look this all up. I'm pretty nuts. Gin will be thrown through a windshield one day, I guarantee it.

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And because this was all very, very boring, I would like to make it up to you with the following science videos.
•Owl
•Ammonium dichromate + pellets of mercuric thiocyanate
•Wasp and Cockroach - Abs this is for you <3

[Akonyl]

Chekhov and xpon, I never would have guessed!

Anyway, welcome, newcomer!

[Commi-Ninja]

I read some of the wall 'o texts, but not all of them.

[PT]

I read them when I come across them. But considering I spend most of my time in Off Tppic... I generally don't come across them all that often.

I don't guess I have to warn you that we're all crazy here, but you're very much aware of that. Welcome to your newly-appointed mod-ly-ness. (Yes, I'm making up words now.)

[Conia]

Hello, my fellow moderation companion

I do read all of your wall texts, as long as they aren't full of manga spoilers

See you around!

[nomemory]

I read them, although I haven't read all yet. I am going to read your theories about the plot soon though, I just tend to forget it =(

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[ranger]

tl;dr

[Abs.]

1. LOVE the owl vid! 
2. That science one is a great prep for the third vid as far as "buglike" goes, even though it's similar to (if not actually) that "snake" firecracker

3. It's hard for us to pay attention to your walls of text when everyone here's attention span is 10-seconds long 

Bonus:  Chek liked magical-teenage-boys manga? 

[PT]

3. It's hard for us to pay attention to your walls of text when everyone here's attention span is 10-seconds long 

I resent that. My attention span is at least 11 seconds.

[Abs.]

Now I'm wondering why I wrote "10-seconds"

I mean that would have worked just fine if I wrote "10 seconds" without the dash

[PT]

You were thinking about Jd- and the dash just ended up in there as a result.

[xpon]

Got a couple Question for you sis..

1. What iis the title when you talking about this:

usual magical teenage boys beating the spit out of monsters and other magical teenage boys

2. what do you mean with this.

The person on the forum I am closest to is Abs., although xpon is giving Abs. a run for his money as of late.

And I do read your Wall of text.. but i tend to skip the one i dont agree with! ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Abs.]

@xpon

It means you are trying to steal Chek away from me! 

In seriousness though, it means Chek feels close to you, almost as close as I am to her! 

[xpon]

@xpon
It means you are trying to steal Chek away from me! 

relax then...... i only found out that CMG is a girl in less than a month.. ha ha ha ha and my target is still the loli-looking girl the one that also known as Kleene Onigiri

@xpon
In seriousness though, it means Chek feels close to you, almost as close as I am to her! 

well she is... she yell at me 3 times a day every time i bash the shinxran!

[xpon]

BTW.

LEET