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[Megadee]

hi i am a i'm Megadee and i'm coming back from a long hiatus from all things anime, at the urging of my profs. because " it corrupts the human body and only hinders in the development as a serious artist." their words not mine. i've recently been given the nod to start developing my own style and some how got back into DC.  i think its safe...

[Holmes]

Hi Megadee, nice to meet ya, welcome welcome!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Welcome!

But DCTP people will corrupt your soul too *.*

[Abs.]

[nomemory]

Welcome =), if you like onions then check out the onionhead fanclub. Also join mafia, we are not as crazy as we seem to be, we are crazier =P

[Elika12]

Welcome!

[L-]

Greetings!

[bluekaitou1412]

At first I thought I read Megabee. Good thing I double-checked.

Anyways, welcome to our humble forum.

First and foremost, if you're a girl, in which presumably you are, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. If you're a boy disguised as a girl, you need not to worry for anything, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve also known as Khinkhun, for she is, well, dangerous. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet.

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So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't be scared to bash Ran (Be courageous and defy the moderators! What is a simple ban but another stepping stone on the way to greatness?), go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

[Commi-Ninja]

Welcome!  (And nomemory is right about mafia - but it's so much fun!)

[Akonyl]

Welcome!

Also, so are you an art major (or at least something of the sort), then?

[PT]

Welcome to the Asylum Forum, Megadee! I think bluekaitou pretty well covered all the basics for you, and Kleene is right about the soul corruption. Also, I agree that you should join our cul-- Mafia. Yeah. That's what I mean. You should join Mafia. We offer lovely red (they were red, right?) cult robes upon agreeing to join.

[mangaluva]

Welcome, Megadee! Join the JDC and help us conquer the earth!

[nomemory]

Welcome to the Asylum Forum, Megadee! I think bluekaitou pretty well covered all the basics for you, and Kleene is right about the soul corruption. Also, I agree that you should join our cul-- Mafia. Yeah. That's what I mean. You should join Mafia. We offer lovely red (they were red, right?) cult robes upon agreeing to join.

Red to hide the blood tomato-juice stains.

[L-]

This place has been turned into advertisement

[mangaluva]

We're all seeking to indoctrinate new victims welcome new members warmly.