Rohoph teechs u 2 no GRWWBARE!
Posted: July 7th, 2010, 12:53 am
Sometimes people ask me, "HAY HOW U NO GRWWBARE IDK LOL!" So now, you can know the Grawwbear by only reading this!
It's easy, you only have to read the
ROHOPHZ COMPLEET GRWWBARE FREEQUENTLY ASKEDED KUESTIUNS
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1) But Rohoph, what's a grawwbear?
Oh, silly questioner! The definition of a grawwbear is easily seen by looking it up in the dictionary. But in case you're lazy and whiney, I pulled out the definition from the dictionary so you don't have to waste about 100000+ hours of your life looking for it:
Graww•bear ('grä-'bâr) n. Any of various usually omnivorous mammals of the family Ursidae that, upon experiencing a strong emotion such as rage, utters a feral "GRAWW."
The more you know!
2)… Ok then. So what is a grawwbear like?
Well, silly questioner, unlike the other members of its family, the grawwbear is pretty much a somewhat domesticated bear. Unlike its more feral cousins, it lives comfortably within the vast acres of urban society and is very friendly. Watch out though: if you get on its bad side, it is just as ferocious and protective as its primal brethren.
3) … So what’s a grawwbear’s diet like?
As stated in the definition (silly questioner!), the family Ursidae is an omnivorous family—the grawwbear is not an exception. Its diet consists of meats and veggies just like yours—or maybe you’re just a vegetarian? I apologize—and snacks on the occasional fruits and pastries. However, if you want to win a grawwbear’s trust (and possibly, its heart), you should try and feed it pasta—lots, and lots of pasta. Preferably Fettucini Alfredo, with some salmon in it. The grawwbear has an aversion to sour food and extremely spicy food, so don’t try to feed it anything like very, very hot curry (but you can feed it normal curry) unless you want a very, very angry grawwbear..
4) What does a grawwbear do on a regular day, anyway?
The bear is a quiet creature when solitary and can sleep to as much as 18 hours when it’s alone and undisturbed. When among familiar friends and family though, it is fond of talking, and if prodded enough, it may even sing!
5) Lolwut, grawwbears can sing?
Why yes, silly questioner! A grawwbear has an odd talent for singing. Mind you, it doesn’t take formal lessons, so it isn’t the best of singers. It does productively well, though. You can see some footage and a sample of it singing on the links below this FAQ.
6) Rohoph, how can I get closer to the grawwbear?
Silly questioner! Just approach it carefully and try to talk to it… or you can follow as suggested in question #3.
So there you have it, questionable readers who want to know the Grawwbear. I hope this has answered some of the mysteries of the Grawwbear. If you have any more questions that haven’t been answered here, drop by and leave a comment!
Extra:
-It is double-jointed at its ankles.
-This current specie is bilingual, but it is currently learning five other languages—German, Spanish, Italian, French, and Japanese.
-This current specie has difficulties seeing the colors red and green.
Singing Grawwbear! Please note that the grawwbear is already aware that the videos are low quality, so please bear with it! Also, all voices and mixing go to MortonShooter (Rohoph), guitars to MortonShooter and punkgurl911, images to MortonShooter, and the songs belong to Kings of Leon (Use Somebody) and Skillet (Whispers in the Dark) respectively. The Grawwbear is on the right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FrGHjX6HY#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6euFwa4Z40#
Note: With the exception of the below and the pasta, the Grawwbear is really not a bear. There are no actual Grawwbears outside the existence of the internet. Do not attempt to make friends with real bears and claim that they personally know the Grawwbear. Most bears dislike the Grawwbear anyway.
Subnote: In case you're one of the people who are gullible, the actual note is kept within a PM the Grawwbear keeps. If you want the actual note, kindly send a letter requesting the note to Cave 663.[/sup]
It's easy, you only have to read the
ROHOPHZ COMPLEET GRWWBARE FREEQUENTLY ASKEDED KUESTIUNS
*******************************************************
1) But Rohoph, what's a grawwbear?
Oh, silly questioner! The definition of a grawwbear is easily seen by looking it up in the dictionary. But in case you're lazy and whiney, I pulled out the definition from the dictionary so you don't have to waste about 100000+ hours of your life looking for it:
Graww•bear ('grä-'bâr) n. Any of various usually omnivorous mammals of the family Ursidae that, upon experiencing a strong emotion such as rage, utters a feral "GRAWW."
The more you know!
2)… Ok then. So what is a grawwbear like?
Well, silly questioner, unlike the other members of its family, the grawwbear is pretty much a somewhat domesticated bear. Unlike its more feral cousins, it lives comfortably within the vast acres of urban society and is very friendly. Watch out though: if you get on its bad side, it is just as ferocious and protective as its primal brethren.
3) … So what’s a grawwbear’s diet like?
As stated in the definition (silly questioner!), the family Ursidae is an omnivorous family—the grawwbear is not an exception. Its diet consists of meats and veggies just like yours—or maybe you’re just a vegetarian? I apologize—and snacks on the occasional fruits and pastries. However, if you want to win a grawwbear’s trust (and possibly, its heart), you should try and feed it pasta—lots, and lots of pasta. Preferably Fettucini Alfredo, with some salmon in it. The grawwbear has an aversion to sour food and extremely spicy food, so don’t try to feed it anything like very, very hot curry (but you can feed it normal curry) unless you want a very, very angry grawwbear..
4) What does a grawwbear do on a regular day, anyway?
The bear is a quiet creature when solitary and can sleep to as much as 18 hours when it’s alone and undisturbed. When among familiar friends and family though, it is fond of talking, and if prodded enough, it may even sing!
5) Lolwut, grawwbears can sing?
Why yes, silly questioner! A grawwbear has an odd talent for singing. Mind you, it doesn’t take formal lessons, so it isn’t the best of singers. It does productively well, though. You can see some footage and a sample of it singing on the links below this FAQ.
6) Rohoph, how can I get closer to the grawwbear?
Silly questioner! Just approach it carefully and try to talk to it… or you can follow as suggested in question #3.
So there you have it, questionable readers who want to know the Grawwbear. I hope this has answered some of the mysteries of the Grawwbear. If you have any more questions that haven’t been answered here, drop by and leave a comment!
Extra:
-It is double-jointed at its ankles.
-This current specie is bilingual, but it is currently learning five other languages—German, Spanish, Italian, French, and Japanese.
-This current specie has difficulties seeing the colors red and green.
Singing Grawwbear! Please note that the grawwbear is already aware that the videos are low quality, so please bear with it! Also, all voices and mixing go to MortonShooter (Rohoph), guitars to MortonShooter and punkgurl911, images to MortonShooter, and the songs belong to Kings of Leon (Use Somebody) and Skillet (Whispers in the Dark) respectively. The Grawwbear is on the right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FrGHjX6HY#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6euFwa4Z40#
Note: With the exception of the below and the pasta, the Grawwbear is really not a bear. There are no actual Grawwbears outside the existence of the internet. Do not attempt to make friends with real bears and claim that they personally know the Grawwbear. Most bears dislike the Grawwbear anyway.
Subnote: In case you're one of the people who are gullible, the actual note is kept within a PM the Grawwbear keeps. If you want the actual note, kindly send a letter requesting the note to Cave 663.[/sup]
But vid 2 is your singing/playing too? D: Nice xD I'm bad at singing :x
